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It's the 22nd of June 2014 and today McMorris Inc. shares are now available to purchase by capsuleers at large. The aim of this IPO is to raise funds for the organisation and allow us to continue to sponsor legitimate ISK doublers, investment bankers and other key people within the EVE financial community.

There are multiple benefits to becoming a shareholder within McMorris Inc:

• Ability to vote and take part in key decisions within the organisation.
• Your name and face featured on this website.
• Special privileges and access within the McMorris community.

So, those are the benefits of becoming a shareholder, but what about the McMorris ideal?

• We aim to promote financial dynamism within the EVE economy.
• We'll achieve this by promoting ISK doubling, creative finance and investment banking.
• We'll offer loans to other creative entrepreneurs.

The economy of EVE is stagnating, and we're here to change that.

Each share costs one million ISK.
If you want 200 shares, it will cost 200 million ISK.

If you'd like to buy shares, send the amount of ISK to 'Senator McMorris' in game with the reason "stock purchase".

YES! YOU ARE BACK!

Dear Governor Senator Morris,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mrs. lanyaie, the wife of the late head of the Caldari state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the Minmatar republic who was trapped in a wormhole on the 8th of June 2014.

My ordeal started immediately after my husband's disappearance on the morning of 8th June 2014, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside the Caldari state. As I am writing this letter to you, my son is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain interstellar recognition.

I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the disappearance of my husband, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling to the Amarr empire through alternative means all failed.

It is in view of this I have mandated DR James315, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.

My late husband had/has ONE Trillion ISK (1,000,000,000,000) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of The Caldari state as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.

May the emperor show you mercy as you do so?

Your faithfully,

Mrs. Lanyaie

N/B: Please contact me for further briefing and modalities

I'm completely open and honest about the past of McMorris Inc. Now is a time to recreate our past successes to inspire a mass movement of economic revolution. Who's with me?

I judge thee unworthy of the McMorris name and fortune. Thou hast sullied thy good and godly name.

Away with you - for verily I am the real McMorris.

I don't understand. What is wrong with my bio?

I would like to cast my ballot for McMorris as well.

I think the McMorris name will live on through the ages like each successive batman or dread pirate Roberts.

I'd just like to confirm that Senator McMorris is the official CEO of McMorris Inc. Please don't trust any of these other McMorris types.

I think Senator McMorris needs a nose job something is not quite right there

Never give up, never surrender!

this scam has now successfully passed the barrier from mildly amusing to mildly annoying.