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Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#21 - 2014-06-20 18:48:55 UTC
i have a large container of corpses...does that count?
Solecist Project
#22 - 2014-06-20 18:50:19 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
I pet my 1 unit of Tritanium. I whisper sweet nothings into its ear. "All things are made from you, Mr. T. You are the chosen one.."
Did you change your lipstick?


Your lips You look ... hot .......

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2014-06-20 18:50:48 UTC
I try to always bring my pet Antimatter.
Solecist Project
#24 - 2014-06-20 18:52:28 UTC
Marlona Sky wrote:
I try to always bring my pet Antimatter.

*sighs*


You try to always bring your pet Antimatter. (= you bring your pet antimatter, as in giving it to him)
You try to always bring your pet, Antimatter. (= you bring your pet. It's called Antimatter)

Which one?


That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-06-20 18:52:52 UTC  |  Edited by: IIshira
I carry battle pets "Warrior II“

Seriously though I have carried exotic dancers and slaves. If you want to carry slaves but go outside of Amarr space carry freed slaves.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2014-06-20 18:53:37 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
I pet my 1 unit of Tritanium. I whisper sweet nothings into its ear. "All things are made from you, Mr. T. You are the chosen one.."
Did you change your lipstick?

Miz ordered me to do it at turretpoint. Naturally I complied, lest I become another corpse non-pet in her ever growing pile of them.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Solecist Project
#27 - 2014-06-20 18:54:41 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
I pet my 1 unit of Tritanium. I whisper sweet nothings into its ear. "All things are made from you, Mr. T. You are the chosen one.."
Did you change your lipstick?

Miz ordered me to do it at turretpoint. Naturally I complied, lest I become another corpse non-pet in her ever growing pile of them.
Well ... it's ... certainly ... I guess ... working as intended ... uhm ...

And don't you ignore me admiring you. :p

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#28 - 2014-06-20 18:55:03 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
I pet my 1 unit of Tritanium. I whisper sweet nothings into its ear. "All things are made from you, Mr. T. You are the chosen one.."
Did you change your lipstick?

Miz ordered me to do it at turretpoint. Naturally I complied, lest I become another corpse non-pet in her ever growing pile of them.


You don't have to be dead to be a part of the collection. Blink

❤️️💛💚💙💜
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-06-20 20:05:55 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Victoria Shi wrote:
No comment
"No comment" is actually a comment.

except when its not.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

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Solecist Project
#30 - 2014-06-20 20:09:44 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Victoria Shi wrote:
No comment
"No comment" is actually a comment.

except when its not.
Yes,
but that doesn't apply to hers.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#31 - 2014-06-20 20:12:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Btw BeBop ...

If you lower the avatar a bit, to hide the left hand below the bottom line of the portrait ...
... and change the angle of the up/down camera ... (imagine a person looking at "you")
... you might look like actually crossing your arms ...
... instead of looking like ... well ... how it looks now.

Eventually get a bit closer with the camera too,
to counter the effect of you looking small then.


Cheers! :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#32 - 2014-06-20 20:12:09 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Victoria Shi wrote:
No comment
"No comment" is actually a comment.

except when its not.
Yes,
but that doesn't apply to hers.

I would comment but I'm just going to stick with no comment as well Big smile
Solecist Project
#33 - 2014-06-20 20:13:14 UTC
IIshira wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Victoria Shi wrote:
No comment
"No comment" is actually a comment.

except when its not.
Yes,
but that doesn't apply to hers.

I would comment but I'm just going to stick with no comment as well Big smile

Emptyquoting.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#34 - 2014-06-20 21:02:23 UTC
I have an Intaki and a Sebiestor.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Solecist Project
#35 - 2014-06-20 21:05:33 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
I have an Intaki and a Sebiestor.
Aha? ;)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#36 - 2014-06-20 21:22:14 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
I have an Intaki and a Sebiestor.
Aha? ;)

Intaki pet checking in!

Erica saved me from the streets after I was abandoned by both my parents and the Federal system. Today I no longer eat scraps from bins but rather feast on the souls of my mistress' enemies while enjoying a warm shower and roof over my head.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Amber Patoria
Division 13
#37 - 2014-06-20 21:23:24 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
I have an Intaki and a Sebiestor.
Aha? ;)

Sebiestor pet checking in!

Erica rescued me from Amarrian holders who murdered my parents, kidnapped me, groomed me and placed me on the market as a pleasure slave at grossly over-inflated rates. Today I no longer sit in a cage waiting to be abused, but thanks to Erica I sit in a strategic cruiser and spend my time abusing others.

Candi LeMew > It doesn't have to make sense. It's just the way it is.

Johnny cruz > You end up getting off today Lotor?

loĸι
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#38 - 2014-06-20 21:55:37 UTC
There is going to be a day where I load all my corpses in a Battleship and set course to Goons capitol to generate a hilarious lossmail somewhere along the way. Lol
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#39 - 2014-06-20 23:06:36 UTC
An exotic dancer, a unit of livestock, and a bunch of tourists.
Ahost Gceo
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-06-20 23:15:42 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I actually am the pet for my ma'am,
but she means it in a loving way.

Deteis ... tough on the outside, soft on the inside. ;)


Love the new profile pic Solecist.....just something not quite right about the booberoos.... What?

Only thing I'm not certain about is the lipstick and the eyes ...
... so I changed it to red, closed my eyes a bit and wait for the update.

What's your issue? They're real! Honest!
Ask ... uhm ... well ... nevermind that.


They just seem a bit pneumatic. Maybe it's an anti-gravity thing.

Anyway - I'd take those as my pets. **cough**

Sleep Number Boobs. One is set to firm and the other is set to soft. You can also elevate them to provide optimal reading angle.

CCP ignore me please, I make too much sense.