These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
123Next pageLast page
 

"Pets"
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-06-20 17:46:43 UTC
I always have a Fedo on board my ship just because.

Does anyone else have items (or "pets" in my case) that they always have on them for no reason?
Solecist Project
#2 - 2014-06-20 17:47:39 UTC
I actually am the pet for my ma'am,
but she means it in a loving way.

Deteis ... tough on the outside, soft on the inside. ;)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-06-20 17:49:20 UTC
I also used to carry around a few exotic dancers that I would jettison into space to vent frustrations Twisted
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#4 - 2014-06-20 17:51:59 UTC
My cargo holds usually feature random crap. Exotic Dancers, Slaver Hounds, Test Dummies, Donut Holders, you name it.
Solecist Project
#5 - 2014-06-20 17:58:03 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
My cargo holds usually feature random crap. Exotic Dancers, Slaver Hounds, Test Dummies, Donut Holders, you name it.
Replica gallente cruisers?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#6 - 2014-06-20 18:05:52 UTC
Do slaves count as pets? It used to be a common practice to carry several kinds of slaves with you if you were in Amarr faction warfare.

The trick being that sometimes a Minmatar guy who blew you up would just scoop loot without realizing it was contraband in their part of highsec.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-06-20 18:16:01 UTC
That's actually a cool idea.
Altessa Post
Midnight special super sexy
#8 - 2014-06-20 18:18:30 UTC
Since years, I claim that we need cats for the QC!


(Draws a pentagram with goon tears, burns a PLEX in each corner then steps into the magical ring to start the invocation)

CCP Hilmar, I call thee by the power of ISK!
Cats, we need cats in the captains quarter. I have seen these lovely creatures roaming the streets of Reykjavik. You know them too!
For my feline companion in the QC I would be willing to pay you and your minions in RL cash! In a currency which is accepted all over the world.
Cats for us, more beer for CCP! It is a win-win!

(The PLEX are burnt up. Altessa leaves the circle exhausted but confident.)

On the internet, you can be whatever you want to be. It is amazing that so many people chose to be stupid.
Rin Valador
Professional Amateurs
#9 - 2014-06-20 18:20:55 UTC
I never go without my pet scordite rock.


"There will be neither compassion nor mercy; Nor peace, nor solace For those who bear witness to these Signs And still do not believe." - The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-06-20 18:25:46 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
I actually am the pet for my ma'am,
but she means it in a loving way.

Deteis ... tough on the outside, soft on the inside. ;)


Love the new profile pic Solecist.....just something not quite right about the booberoos.... What?
Solecist Project
#11 - 2014-06-20 18:30:27 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I actually am the pet for my ma'am,
but she means it in a loving way.

Deteis ... tough on the outside, soft on the inside. ;)


Love the new profile pic Solecist.....just something not quite right about the booberoos.... What?

Only thing I'm not certain about is the lipstick and the eyes ...
... so I changed it to red, closed my eyes a bit and wait for the update.

What's your issue? They're real! Honest!
Ask ... uhm ... well ... nevermind that.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-06-20 18:30:36 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I actually am the pet for my ma'am,
but she means it in a loving way.

Deteis ... tough on the outside, soft on the inside. ;)


Love the new profile pic Solecist.....just something not quite right about the booberoos.... What?



Yea... they aren't in my fac---- whaa? Shocked Nothing to see here move along!
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#13 - 2014-06-20 18:31:22 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I actually am the pet for my ma'am,
but she means it in a loving way.

Deteis ... tough on the outside, soft on the inside. ;)


Love the new profile pic Solecist.....just something not quite right about the booberoos.... What?


Looks like one is elevated a little higher than the other. Kind of like a badly done enhancement job.
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-06-20 18:32:57 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I actually am the pet for my ma'am,
but she means it in a loving way.

Deteis ... tough on the outside, soft on the inside. ;)


Love the new profile pic Solecist.....just something not quite right about the booberoos.... What?

Only thing I'm not certain about is the lipstick and the eyes ...
... so I changed it to red, closed my eyes a bit and wait for the update.

What's your issue? They're real! Honest!
Ask ... uhm ... well ... nevermind that.


They just seem a bit pneumatic. Maybe it's an anti-gravity thing.

Anyway - I'd take those as my pets. **cough**
Solecist Project
#15 - 2014-06-20 18:39:27 UTC
Victoria Shi wrote:
Yea... they aren't in my fac---- whaa? Shocked Nothing to see here move along!
*laughs*
You'd like them in your face? ;)


Slade Trillgon wrote:

Looks like one is elevated a little higher than the other. Kind of like a badly done enhancement job.
It's perspective. You're not looking at it from a perfectly straight angle,
but it's not really noticeable because the other shoulder isn't visible.

SeenButNotHeard wrote:
They just seem a bit pneumatic. Maybe it's an anti-gravity thing.

Anyway - I'd take those as my pets. **cough**
You're very charming ... *cough*


Well ... this happens when you breathe in deeply when the shot is made... ;)

A tiny bit of cheating is allowed, you know? *snickers* xD

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#16 - 2014-06-20 18:42:52 UTC
I changed all my viewing angles, upside down even, and they look the same. I must have a screwed perspective Big smile
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-06-20 18:43:02 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Victoria Shi wrote:
Yea... they aren't in my fac---- whaa? Shocked Nothing to see here move along!
*laughs*
You'd like them in your face? ;)


Slade Trillgon wrote:

Looks like one is elevated a little higher than the other. Kind of like a badly done enhancement job.
It's perspective. You're not looking at it from a perfectly straight angle,
but it's not really noticeable because the other shoulder isn't visible.

SeenButNotHeard wrote:
They just seem a bit pneumatic. Maybe it's an anti-gravity thing.

Anyway - I'd take those as my pets. **cough**
You're very charming ... *cough*


Well ... this happens when you breathe in deeply when the shot is made... ;)

A tiny bit of cheating is allowed, you know? *snickers* xD


No comment
Solecist Project
#18 - 2014-06-20 18:45:38 UTC
Victoria Shi wrote:
No comment
"No comment" is actually a comment.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-06-20 18:46:15 UTC
I pet my 1 unit of Tritanium. I whisper sweet nothings into its ear. "All things are made from you, Mr. T. You are the chosen one.."

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#20 - 2014-06-20 18:47:33 UTC
On a good day I undock without a pet and redock with one or more corpses.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
123Next pageLast page