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EvE Online, A Newbies Story

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Elmonky
Alternative Royal Dynamics
GameTheory
#81 - 2014-06-14 10:29:17 UTC
Quote:

I have made little to no money so far. hense why i was looking for a good way to make isk at this point. Should i just stick with the Drake and do L3s? Thats what i'm getting from the post.

I dont plan to do low sec missions either, but I dont plan on getting into a raven tomorrow, im just gearing for the future.



Tank the Drake correctly and you will be able to run L4's in it. Just be careful running extravaganza. and make a choice of HAM versus HM. If you go HAM you need something to swat those pesky webbing rats.
Gorinia Sanford
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#82 - 2014-06-14 16:44:11 UTC
Yarda Black wrote:
Loved reading that.

I'm also a bit worried. 2 days old you say?

I better check the insurance on my ships...



Agreed. :) While I'm not quite ready to take the plunge, this guy gets it. He gets the idea of the sandbox. Damn, it sure is refreshing to read a thread that is NOT about whining. Big smile
Gorinia Sanford
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#83 - 2014-06-14 16:49:27 UTC
Miko Sunji wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
And another like for your wonderful story.


Cheers. Add a bounty on my alts head too while your at it. Lets see how high i can get through this post!

Ignacio Daimon!


Yarrr! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Not quite ready to take the plunge myself, but your story is inspiring. :)
Christus Estnatus Hemanseh
Doomheim
#84 - 2014-06-14 17:04:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Christus Estnatus Hemanseh
Miko Sunji wrote:
Hey guys,

Just a quick backstory, I have played Eve a bit here and there, but I have never once taken part in PvP. I knew nothing about it. You have 3 char slots in eve but may only train one character at a time, unless you pay more money. (this system works very very well, all skills are based on real time). So i decided to do something i thought, at the time was going to be.. a disaster...

P V P

I don't know why i did this, I was bored and I wanted something fun to do. So I created a character, with no help from anyone or anything, and decided I was now, a pirate. I followed my storyline quest a bit, got a good ship through it, and all the fittings i needed. I made a few million Isk and I was ready to head out to the unknown of space and hopefully shoot down a scrub a dub dub.

This changed everything.

I went to a system, where there was no security at all, ships were free to kill, loot, steal, cheat, pillage anything they desired (pretty friggen cool). I found a system that was quite busy at the time, I warped into the station, checked things out. Wanted to see how many people where there, how many criminals. Its very important to be very thorough and safe in EvE. I decided to pick off a ship about the size of my own, but probably (but who cares) way stronger then myself. I scanned him down. I warped in on him. I locked his ship down so he couldn't fly away from me, or warp out. I began to fire on him, he returned fire, and then...

I blew up.

This led to a good fight chat in general, where I talked about why I was 1 day old and in 0.0 space trying to become a pirate, I told them that there is no better way to find out if you can swim, then swimming for your life.

Next thing i knew, I was in their corp. I was already part of a pirate crew. I was pumped, I read this mail they sent me as I joined.

It was long... as ****

I followed every word, i read every guide and spreadsheet they sent me to. It took a couple hours, It was hard to stick to, but I was determined to give this a shot. Soon after, I was setup in low sec space, never to return to the lights of security systems again. I was now a real pirate.

The post had some long lengthy speech about how ambition was the best way to learn to pvp from the best. It had one section that told me to jump into a fleet, and go fly with them to learn.

I was going to do this. I could handle it.

I hoped

I join a fleet, its about 10pm. I'm nervous, they are already talking words i never have heard. Abbreviations I had no idea what they were. This was...

overwhelming.

I decided to stick with it, **** it i knew i was getting shot down out here. That's why i'm here.

We get the call to warp into our first encounter. Were about 30 ships strong.

We warp

I don't know what is about to happen.

I get in, there is another 30-40 ships waiting for us.

THINGS EXPLODE... Everyone is shouting, were shooting ships down. Everyone is calling out targets, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING. I hear a call "target logics" So i immediately jump on a Scythe and I scramble and web it.

I start to shoot it.

I'm still alive..

There is now 60 or 70 ships flying around, and i'm actually doing something. and best of all, I'M ALIVE.

I shoot down a ship (Clearly not alone)... my first ship.. my first flight.. wow this rocks.. but im still so very lost...

Hours later, were hunting down fleets of ships. I've got a kill or 2 under my belt. Damn this is cool. We lose a scout in a gate camp. Were down to logics.. and one frigate. The call is made.. for a new +1

That's me...... how... the hell...

I'm like SCREW IT. I'm doing this, I ask simple fast questions, I said This is my 2nd day, I don't know what i'm doing, but If you tell me what to do, and you trust me, I will get it done.

The call is a go..

I'm now warping blind into every system we go to. i'm the bait ship, maybe that's for the best.

We jump into a gate, there's 20 ships on the other side, I warp away to a planet as fast as i can, The call is made to jump the gate and engage.

Were in another fire fight. I'm taking down another Scythe (i'm good at this part now, I'm fully confident in my ability to target scythe's). We fight, i'm shot down... I am starting to lose hope right away. We disengage the enemy, slightly beaten.

We dock up, get new ships and head back out to gank them right away. We engage again. This time, I am a lot more careful.

I lock down a ship, Assisted kill ( thats a thing right? I'm proud of it dammit)

Another ship, Assist

A pod floating in space, being pushed around... Targeted, Locked down.. Kill

We fight them for a while, chasing the stragglers. Then we start to break apart, We have now been at it for 4 hours. Big ships dock up and go home. Were left with a handful of ships. We all get a gang of frigates.

Now everyone is at my size, and now i know what i'm doing... sortof, I feel good.

We go out, picking on solo or small gangs of ships. Dog fighting till about 7am. I have no idea where the sun came from all i know is that I was so far gone, i had just had.
..
The best night of gaming, in my life.

15 years of online gaming. Today changed it all.


At first I was hesitant to judge this, but after seeing how the thread evolved, I will just say that the OP played it very well.

Nice troll, dude. Very, very nice troll. :slowclap:
Raphael Ordo
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#85 - 2014-06-14 17:28:11 UTC
Well played.
I really enjoyed reading that.
Ginger Barbarella
#86 - 2014-06-14 17:34:23 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Congrats. You are winning EvE.


This. Lol

This is how Eve should be enjoyed! Keep up the great work!

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac

Aalysia Valkeiper
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#87 - 2014-06-15 02:12:05 UTC
Miko, I decided to send you a little gift. Please don't advertise the character sent it. that's my in-game toon and I don't want it known on the forums
Aalysia Valkeiper
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#88 - 2014-06-15 02:18:11 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Congrats. You are winning EvE.


This. Lol

This is how Eve should be enjoyed! Keep up the great work!


agreed
Miko Sunji
Perkone
Caldari State
#89 - 2014-06-15 02:55:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Miko Sunji
Aalysia Valkeiper wrote:
Miko, I decided to send you a little gift. Please don't advertise the character sent it. that's my in-game toon and I don't want it known on the forums



ITS A FORWARD, i don't open forwarded mail, i hear they have viruses.. is there an EvE antivirus somewhere?

i'm kidding, for anyone who might think otherwise and go.. psh... women...

P.S. - I am... flattered, thank you so much.
Miko Sunji
Perkone
Caldari State
#90 - 2014-06-15 06:12:59 UTC
Raphael Ordo wrote:
Well played.
I really enjoyed reading that.


Thank you, I enjoyed writing it.
Christus Estnatus Hemanseh
Doomheim
#91 - 2014-06-15 08:09:05 UTC
Miko Sunji wrote:
Raphael Ordo wrote:
Well played.
I really enjoyed reading that.


Thank you, I enjoyed writing it.


Not to mention the suckers who fell for it. It's one of the cleverest, most elegant trolls I've seen in the forums.
Miko Sunji
Perkone
Caldari State
#92 - 2014-06-15 08:27:26 UTC
Elmonky wrote:
Quote:

I have made little to no money so far. hense why i was looking for a good way to make isk at this point. Should i just stick with the Drake and do L3s? Thats what i'm getting from the post.

I dont plan to do low sec missions either, but I dont plan on getting into a raven tomorrow, im just gearing for the future.



Tank the Drake correctly and you will be able to run L4's in it. Just be careful running extravaganza. and make a choice of HAM versus HM. If you go HAM you need something to swat those pesky webbing rats.


Everything I have read said that Drakes are far to slow on L4s, that doing L3s in a drake earns more isk/hr then doing L4s in a drake.

I have already trained up T2 Hams, so i'll maybe switch to a tengu instead, since they can do T4's seem to be reasonably priced, even with all those system things I have to buy.

Any and all opinions on what ship to do L4s in is welcomed. This wont be asap, I want to fly it decently before I fly it at all. I have T2 hams only, Working on HM, and Cruise atm.
flakeys
Doomheim
#93 - 2014-06-15 09:19:31 UTC
Eve , the place where **** explodes .... welcome aboard the rapetrain Blink

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

LiKuei
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#94 - 2014-06-15 15:06:54 UTC
Miko Sunji wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Miko Sunji wrote:
Lysenko Alland wrote:
Reading the OP (great story btw) I found myself thinking: Wouldn't it be awesome if EVE had Halo-style sounds. "Double kill!!" "Triple kill!!" "Holy ****!"


Shiptastic... coined here folks.

I'm loving all the attention btw. Keep it coming, talk more about me.
Okay.
You're not legit, well maybe, but definitely not trustworthy.

Too bad.


not legit? When did I try to get anything out of anyone? No one is asking you to hang around here. I love the people I have met here so far. If there comes a time when i'm actually trying to scam something out of someone, then you can spew your nonsensical bull-fruit.

I have also openly posted my character and my pvp toon. Why the heck do i care. I want to meet these people and if its in the cards, get blown up by them all. Maybe, JUST maybe i'll get to blow one of them up, or maybe at least put up a good fight.

Just because your in a game where people cheat and steal (hate to tell you but this is just as likely in the real world) doesn't mean everyone having a good time is out to do the same.

Lighten up, unclench your cheeks.



Definately an alt.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#95 - 2014-06-15 15:49:53 UTC
LiKuei wrote:
Miko Sunji wrote:


Lighten up, unclench your cheeks.



Definately an alt.


Definitely jelly. Did you need a hug?

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Miko Sunji
Perkone
Caldari State
#96 - 2014-06-15 17:44:09 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
LiKuei wrote:
Miko Sunji wrote:


Lighten up, unclench your cheeks.



Definately an alt.


Definitely jelly. Did you need a hug?


When is a hug not needed? Everyone loves hugs, even mean ol' pirates.
Bully B
JTS Projekt
#97 - 2014-06-16 14:37:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Bully B
I love you, enjoy the heartbeat and the explosions that were created especially for a relaxed community.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#98 - 2014-06-17 15:35:25 UTC
Troll OP or not, if we could get more newbros out of highsec before they get swallowed up by the sheeple mentality we might get more new player retention.

+1 would read again.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

CrAzY AnNiE
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#99 - 2014-06-17 15:35:26 UTC
This is great.

I made this toon almost a year a go to get in FW and PVP, and it's only been within the last few months that I've started to get my pirate legs and get more kills than losses.

I wish I could have started out just as you did. Smile

Congrats!!!!!!

PiratePiratePirate
Miko Sunji
Perkone
Caldari State
#100 - 2014-06-17 15:44:30 UTC
CrAzY AnNiE wrote:
This is great.

I made this toon almost a year a go to get in FW and PVP, and it's only been within the last few months that I've started to get my pirate legs and get more kills than losses.

I wish I could have started out just as you did. Smile

Congrats!!!!!!

PiratePiratePirate


I think it will be a while before my kills are higher then losses, but as long as my isk % is good for the time being i'd be happy.