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The Dirt Nap Squad divorces Null Sec, Marries Raidens. Mom

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Angelina Trollie
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-09-11 19:19:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelina Trollie
-Sieh: StarDate 11-09-2011

When intrepid capsuleer Atarre of Dirt Nap Squad. woke up this morning he had no idea that by the end of the afternoon he would be married. Undocking from Sieh he popped a quick scan of the system and lo' and behold there was an Aeon on scan.

What the deuce! he thought as he logged into TeamSpeak quickly and said guys I need people logged into Sieh right ******* now. Do it now, Do it right now!

Scanning ships were scrambled and mom pilots rolled out of bed as the call went out stating ,"If you can fly this god-damn thing and you don't get online you are ********."

Tahj with his scanning Loki was fortunately logged in at the time and nearly instantly had the mothership at 100 percent and warped to zero; POS be damned.

...only to see the unpiloted Aeon burning away from him 1800 m/s. Overheated modules came online and the chase was on as the former owner Morph Radory's pod impotently sat there attempting to close range. Atarre warped to Tahj and locked the mothership to ensure that wasn't going to happen; even if by some miracle the pod developed a module slot for a microwarp drive. The chase continued for some minutes and then it was time to snatch that ***** out of mid-air.

Odosso warped to 0 on Atarre, jumped on board and quickly warped the Aeon to a safe where Atarre joined him shortly thereafter to take possession of the mothership and claim his prize.


TLDR:
From what we can put together, Morph Radory left his Aeon parked at a POS to join Raiden. As he quit his corp of Core Impulse the POS decided..I ******* hate you and **** out his Aeon. At which point our guys were quite frankly in the right place, at the right time, and in the right ships for this to happen.

Decorations of Grand Theft Aeon were awarded to the three with the title of Milf Hunter awarded to Atarre. Lawlz were had by all.
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#2 - 2011-09-11 19:36:24 UTC
Riveting dialectic, good sir

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#3 - 2011-09-11 19:37:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Darius III
I approve, condone, sanction, agree with, advocate for, back, encourage, endorse, promote, spur on, support, and love this activity. Now-are you going to deploy it against it's former fleetmates for extra win?


Great job DNS! I have always liked your play style and your pilots are pretty cool guys. Except for when they killed my Ferdinand-that kinda sucked. We stole a nyx once, nothing nearly as LULZworthy as your heist though. Can you imagine what the owner was thinking as he saw the ship get boarded? Muhahahah

Hmmm
JSSix
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#4 - 2011-09-11 20:42:30 UTC
As far as I know (might be wrong) its Dame Death's alt Twisted ifso, hats off to you :) good job
Acthiliak
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2011-09-11 21:45:33 UTC
JSSix wrote:
Dame Death


who?
JSSix
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#6 - 2011-09-11 22:19:44 UTC
Acthiliak wrote:
JSSix wrote:
Dame Death


who?



i have been corrected :) not dame :(
Thronde
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2011-09-12 01:14:20 UTC
Epic nevertheless.
XxCoeusxX
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-09-12 01:20:49 UTC
Way to go!!! Thats F'ing amazing
Atarre
30plus LLC
Brave Collective
#9 - 2011-09-12 01:25:51 UTC
Thanks everyone,

It was indeed Epic altho i want to thank all partys invulved. Raden's new member most of all.

Couldn't have done it with out you bro.

Atarre
Ospie
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2011-09-12 05:51:08 UTC
Oh dear, entertaining read :)
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-09-12 07:03:48 UTC
... That Aeon's already been replaced? :P

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Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#12 - 2011-09-12 08:26:17 UTC
Will Raiden. still take him without his super? I mean, isn't it a requirement for recruitment into Super-Cap Alliance Brosefs of the North?

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Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#13 - 2011-09-12 08:38:29 UTC
Nice story, Good read. Now go out there and get a fleet of them!

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Efraya
V0LTA
OnlyFleets.
#14 - 2011-09-12 09:00:48 UTC
Grouse yarn mate!

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Theodoric Darkwind
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2011-09-12 09:22:52 UTC
This is even better than TEST scamming a guy out of his Aeon a couple months ago.
Shenn Anigans
Doomheim
#16 - 2011-09-12 11:35:44 UTC
Haha nice one!
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#17 - 2011-09-12 11:42:31 UTC
Be very careful of whom you invite to the reception Big smile

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Mr Digs
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#18 - 2011-09-12 14:03:36 UTC
epic.
Calfis
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-09-12 15:28:07 UTC
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
This is even better than TEST scamming a guy out of his Aeon a couple months ago.


Yes, it is. Lol
Dr3adP1rat3 Rob3rt52
Interstellar Ventures LLC
#20 - 2011-09-12 17:26:46 UTC
Don't know whats more amazing, that Atarre wasn't trolling us or that they actually pulled it off. Either way, well done sirs!
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