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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1321 - 2011-11-30 02:22:04 UTC
Winko McJoggerson wrote:
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
This wont end well


I think i got lucky!


I can't see half of your face....

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#1322 - 2011-11-30 21:26:33 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Winko McJoggerson wrote:
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
This wont end well


I think i got lucky!


I can't see half of your face....

That "FOOi" tattoo was funny last night, and it's still funny this morning. Coffee?
Herrington Vance
Doomheim
#1323 - 2011-11-30 21:28:08 UTC
Who are you and what have you done with my minmatar lady-boy servant?
Clonge Masonge
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1324 - 2011-11-30 21:52:11 UTC
Before you go, let me add up your bill...
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1325 - 2011-12-01 03:01:20 UTC
Is that actually a tattoo of a 'stache... or did it burn off last night?

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Ariel Dawn
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1326 - 2011-12-01 04:22:02 UTC
Are you some kind of mutant?
Umega
Solis Mensa
#1327 - 2011-12-01 04:26:42 UTC
Damn.. what a good day to wake up at Dawn..

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Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1328 - 2011-12-01 23:09:09 UTC
Umega wrote:
Damn.. what a good day to wake up at Dawn..


Do you really pity the foo'...?

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Kangaroo Rat
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#1329 - 2011-12-01 23:39:45 UTC
Sid? Sid Vicious?
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1330 - 2011-12-03 19:52:22 UTC
Laisser s'il vous plaît.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1331 - 2011-12-03 20:12:14 UTC
Get out of my room, please. And, llévate tus cántaros contigo.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1332 - 2011-12-03 20:13:26 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Get out of my room, please. And, llévate tus cántaros contigo.


There...right there, hold that pose!

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Danica Duan
#1333 - 2011-12-03 23:44:11 UTC
Are you wearing my Quafe T-shirt? Leave it in the hamper when you're done, ok? See you in space.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1334 - 2011-12-04 00:45:48 UTC
Uh you're not my dear Ishtanchuk from the evil Fazmarai family? No wonder I had such a nice night.

...anyway it would be 25 million iskies. You get 50% discount for a) being a woman and b) not looking like a train wreck victim.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Niedar
Capital Fusion.
WE FORM V0LTA
#1335 - 2011-12-04 01:10:10 UTC
GIVE UP THE ROLEX WATCH OR YOU WONT SEE ANOTHER DAY

KICK IN THE RINGS AND EVERYTHING OK
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1336 - 2011-12-04 09:36:54 UTC
There, there. Easy, easy. Calm down, nobody ever died from a full-swing kick in the balls. You will regain your gasp, just stop howling and will be back Soon TM. Now go out and if you start peeing blood then go see a doctor. Roll

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Reiisha
#1337 - 2011-12-04 10:39:56 UTC
Lets undo those straps, shall we?

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all...
Juju x
Left Hand Black
#1338 - 2011-12-04 13:38:34 UTC
Get in the kitchen and make my breakfast!
SmashTech
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1339 - 2011-12-04 13:43:56 UTC
Hello, ladies. Look at your Avatar, now back to me, now back at your Avatar, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if it stopped using shiny gold armor and switched to rust, duct tape, and grimy motor oil, it could smell like it’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a ship with the man your ship could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two PLEXes to that game you love. Look again, the PLEXes are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your ship smells like Winmatar and not an Amarrian Titan. I’m on a 'Cane.
Cadela Fria
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1340 - 2011-12-04 13:44:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Cadela Fria
*new one*
Yeah but I already have an amarr titan...now get out.