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Tigra LeMorte
Clarity Incorporated
#121 - 2014-05-16 03:23:30 UTC
*Just as you relax ... a knock on your door... peeking through the spy-hole you see more than a dozen other ladies milling around, looking just as thirsty as the three inside, and waiting to come in also.*
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#122 - 2014-05-16 23:44:45 UTC
*runs away from the door to the far corner of the roof, and sits down, curling around the slushie and sipping it, acts like nobody was at the door after all*

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Slick Slomopavitz
Doomheim
#123 - 2014-05-18 23:47:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Slick Slomopavitz
Y'know, if you'd use a fan in the bathroom, this window wouldn't steam up so bad when you're taking one of those long showers like you usually do. It's terrible for visibility!

"Some places got a Murphy bed, this place got a Murphy shower. I still don't know where to hang the towels!"

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#124 - 2014-05-19 01:35:41 UTC
I actually just run hot water in there to raise the humidity because I like humid air. But the real question is, what are you doing in my bathroom? Actually, given that you didn't know I wasn't in there, you must not have been in there yourself.

Want to take a peek inside? Come, I will give you a tour.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Slick Slomopavitz
Doomheim
#125 - 2014-05-19 01:55:12 UTC
Well, okay... but only if you let me pick up the soap! Whoops, slippery little devil!

"Some places got a Murphy bed, this place got a Murphy shower. I still don't know where to hang the towels!"

Nova Serine
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#126 - 2014-05-24 01:53:30 UTC
Know what else rhymes with Slick?

KICK.

Two rolls of duct tape; one for my ship, and the other for unruly ride-alongs.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#127 - 2014-05-24 10:04:43 UTC
Last time I took a Matari girl home, well, she never left. Pirate

Wanna learn why?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#128 - 2014-05-24 13:15:28 UTC
*hits Erica over the head with club*

*drags into mancave* Smile

Am i doing this right? Big smile

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#129 - 2014-05-24 15:04:15 UTC
Let's play house. I'll stay at home and do the dishes and raise the kids, and you go to work and die early from a heart attack.

Bring your possibles.

RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#130 - 2014-05-24 16:24:47 UTC
Doreen Kaundur
#131 - 2014-05-24 16:34:09 UTC
I have a yeast infection just begging to be scratched. Blink

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#132 - 2014-05-24 18:44:00 UTC
I can help you with that. I have skinny arms and fingers ya know, so I can reach all sorts of places.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#133 - 2014-05-24 19:00:18 UTC
what's better than two roses on a piano, reaver?

tulips on an organ. Big smile
Jack Torrence
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#134 - 2014-05-24 20:59:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Jack Torrence
Nice butt! What time does it open?

edit: that was supposed to be for reaver :D

"Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception"