Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

up we go

apperently we are the top pod killers in eve^^

Two weeks with this great bunch of top-notch pirates made me get more kills than in two years of playing before i joined.

Yes, your sec status will drop like a MOAB.
Yes, you will have a big smile on ur face every day.

Big ups and a friendly bump for this ace group

Angry23 sucks

We are currently recruiting. If your interested please give me a convo or join our in game recruitment channel: THE UNITED CHANNEL

If you want a constant smile on your face while you play eve, join our corp today.

no politics.
not a pyramid corp.
we are not elitest.
everyone is a target.
ops run nearly the entire day/night.
no need to make 80 jumps to get 2 kills.
team work is a must.
lots of targets, live in and around the area.
the only true corp i know of where you are guaranteed to earn isk via pvp activities.
suicide ganks daily.
the most fun you will ever have in eve-online.

We are currently recruiting. If your interested please give me a convo or join our in game recruitment channel: THE UNITED CHANNEL

Ask your self these questions.
- do you want fights to come to you?
- do you want everybody to be red?
- do you want your mere presence in a system to throw local chat into a bucket full of tears?
- do you want to make alot of isk while partaking in PvP?
- do you want to watch pod JUICE get splattered all over the Stargate?
- do you want to fly with a loyal group?
- do you want to be apart of an ultimate team?
- do you want to dominate others?
- do you want to be involved in ops that run all day, everday?
- do you want to suicide gank?
- do you want to be in a corporation where you are given the majority of the isk the corporation makes?
- do you want your ship reimbursed fully?

If you've answered yes to these questions, what are you waiting for?

Here is the alternative: typical 0.0 corporation.
- ship reimbursement consists of 20-25 million isk depending on hull.
- ship reimbursement has been cancelled because the alliance feels it makes its members soft.
- ship reimbursement cancelled because the alliance ceo wants a titan.
- ship reimbursement cancelled because the alliance has to pay for the ceo's subs.
- the tech moons your alliance owns, none of that tech actually goes to you the member.
- the tech moons your alliance owns, only certain members of your alliance get the tech from those moons.
- the tech moons your alliance owns, you are told the tech is being saved for replcament titans when we welp them, yeah right.
- corporation tax is 30%, why? because the corporation wants to make isk off your back.
- corporation tax is 30%, why? because some joker started the alliance so now that person feels they deserve your isk at a 30% rate.
- the alliance your in has multiple naps and every where you go in your region all you see in local is this: {0/ people waving}
- your corp / alliance has started a new op, you missed the beginning and now you have to catch up, and everybody is 80 jumps away.
- your corp / alliance is about to start an op, you've only been waiting 2 hours but the op still hasn't started yet.
- your corp / alliance is starting an op, but they have asked you to sit at a POS until, well until they say its time to go. that could be hours.
- your corp / alliance is full of clicks and little groups of players that do stuff together but really don't want to include everyone.
- you had to make 120 jumps round trip to get 3 kills today and one of those kills you didn't get on because all your corp member fit 3 sensor boosters.
- you went into a fleet fight with 300 members and you won the primary lottery, your dead now you have to go all the way back to where ever you came from to get another ship.
- your in a fleet battle and the system is hella laggy, time dialation isn't working.
- your corp / alliance makes rules then breaks them after they realize it will benefit you solely and not the alliance.
- you have to ask who you can engage when you see a target.

If your corp / alliance is like this in anyway, you really are missing out on a true eve experience. your busy working for someone else and your not having true fun. i feel sorry for you. i can help you. simply find our public chat channel and start the process.

If you want a constant smile on your face while you play eve, do yourself a favor and join our pirate corp today.

Join Now and get bonus to quality hatemail.

^^^ True Story!! ^^^

Don't be faint-hearted and join us in the everlasting war against natural born idiots, it's fun!

im interested in life of a pirate convo me or mail asap

I've been with the united since 2008 with a couple small breaks....can't stay away

best group and most fun I've ever had in any video game ever.