Out of Pod Experience

TL:DR Woman nearly gets severely injured from a sex machine and porno studio catches fire.

Firstly, i need to give you some background. I'm a firefighter and naturally we get some pretty amazing calls. But in all my years, i have NEVER had something happen that was not only the funniest thing, but was also caught on camera!

This happened 2 days ago and was the result of a short in the electrical of the studio. Investigators took all available footage from the cameras as well as part of the investigation. This is what happened.........


Background: Budget Porno Studio

Cast:

Blondie: The Actress

Sex Machine: Let's call it the Thrust-O-Matic

Laughing Boy: Stoned Cameraman.

Paranoid Lloyd: Owner


According to the statement given, the machine was apparently home built by the studio after searching the internet and getting "how to" instructions. This machine was powerful enough to start a jumbo jet engine and worked in a rotating piston design that worked in 2 ways. 1: The shaft of the unit would continuously spin 360 degrees and 2: It would also push in and out like a piston. It was mounted to an aluminum frame and bolted to the bed frame for stability.

There are 2 tripod mounted cameras and the cameraman that has a portable unit.

Blondie is hired by the company to do a shoot with the Thrust-O-Matic. We can see her get onto the bed and place looped straps around her arms and legs. These are merely like a leash looped inside that can easily be removed but when you pull against them, they tighten. (This is important information!)

Let the fun begin:

Blondie is now tied-ish up and Laughing Boy starts the machine and grabs the portable camera to film close-ups. Things are going well for about 2-3 minutes and Blondie is having a great time with Thrust-O-Matic. Laughing Boy then slides the control up speeding up the machine and this is when things start to go wrong...........

Now you must understand that everything i am about to type happened in under 3 minutes.

Suddenly we see a small blue flash off screen, like a camera flash, and you can hear the machine kick into overdrive. All of a sudden you can clearly see on the face of Blondie that things have taken an unpleasant turn of events and she starts to make more noise. Laughing Boy has the camera and you can see it start to shake as he starts to giggle. The Machine is going for all it's worth and Blondie starts to yell, this only makes Laughing Boy laugh even harder and he can no longer hold the camera upright. Blondie is now trying to get away from the machine pounding into her lady bits and has managed to get her arms out of the loops...................................Now she has managed to get the toy out of her thing but the machine is still going and the dildo on the end is still spinning and pumping.

Picture a rotating flailing dildo now slapping the inside thighs and abdomen of this poor woman for a minute..................Laughing boy has dropped the camera and is now on his knees holding his sides and clearly trying to get air in.

By now she's howling as Thrust-O-Matic has turned into a torture device. Her arms are free and she's trying to get away but the ankle tethers are now tight as she is pulling against them. She has no other choice at this stage but to arch her back and try and get the dildo away from slapping her. But now her ass is in the air and the dildo is now hitting her cheeks. She's screaming at this stage to "Pull the cord, pull the cord!" but no one is listening, least of all Laughing Boy who is now on his side shaking from laughter.

Out of nowhere we hear an alarm go off (Fire Alarm) and another voice screaming "Fire Fire" and that he has to get rid of the drugs! Paranoid Lloyd now comes running onto the scene stage right and sees the calamity before him. A screaming woman, an out of control machine, and a man lying on the floor. The woman is still screaming to "turn this ******* thing off!" and Paranoid Lloyd runs over and pulls out the cord and then leaves suddenly to flush the stash.

By now, as Blondie has unlooped her legs, Laughing Boy has rotated to his hands and knees and is about to get up. He is still shaking from laughing. You can see the angry and visible welts on Blondie are pretty epic and she struggles to stand straight as she gets off of the bed. She walks over to Laughing Boy who is still shuddering and kicks him fair in the balls from behind...............this launches Laughing Boy forward and the howl was louder than the fire alarm. Blondie is screaming and kicking Laughing Boy for all she's worth at this stage and you can hear Paranoid Lloyd running around and yelling where are all the drugs.

It is a few more minutes before you can hear the fire engine and things start to happen from when we arrive.

When we came upon the scene, we had a screaming naked woman hunched over a man balled-up on the ground. She was quite angry and we had to pull her off of him. Smoke was coming from one part of the studio and we found Paranoid Lloyd in the toilets.

What a day.

This had to have been one of those "mark this day on the calendar" days.

Ah, I quite enjoyed this tale with a platter of caviar and Dom Pérignon. So deliciously decadent and exquisite!

You have won the internet.

What happened after?

You cant see me right now, but im standing and applauding.


Well, not right at this moment because im typing this..

BTW, I read this out loud to Section 2.. and because my voice travels and "someone" was on a speaker phone... Sections 3 and 5. OP, thank you for the HR complaint that is clearly incoming, because it was worth it.

Beautifully written. That's definitely one for the journal! Couldn't help feel rather sorry for the lady in this - though it sounds like she got her revenge!

This was exactly what went through my mind.

I did the same thing before you posted this, Gray. Great minds think alike!

Still, getting something like this for your mrs. wouldn't be a bad idea. At least she wouldn't miss out on not having the kids home.

I still have this coming Thursday....

Kids staying after school on that day as well.