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Captain's Quarters - A spaceage supermax prison?

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Cyoban
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-05-05 23:34:51 UTC
I was just thinking about how the captains quarters seem very restrictive and prison-like. A prisoner in todays supermax prisons gets a TV, depending on behavior, and a cell - just the same.

The only difference is, in the supermax prison you can actually change the channel on the television.

Oh, they also get to leave their cell for 1 hour per day.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2 - 2014-05-05 23:38:10 UTC
I can hop into my Capsule, board a ship, undock and roam space like a god. I would hardly call that a prison.

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James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2014-05-05 23:41:50 UTC
Let's lock an ordinary person in CQ and watch them starve to death.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#4 - 2014-05-05 23:43:36 UTC
WTB

Prison cell on space station with working spaceship hangar and undock.





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stoicfaux
#5 - 2014-05-05 23:44:17 UTC
A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.)

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Jumpshot244
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-05-05 23:45:42 UTC
Prisons at least have toilets.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2014-05-05 23:50:32 UTC
A room with a Megathron is not considered a prison, but more of brothel.




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stoicfaux
#8 - 2014-05-05 23:51:51 UTC
Jumpshot244 wrote:
Prisons at least have toilets.

Again, balcony.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2014-05-05 23:57:13 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.)

Mummy, I want to see the bad man fly!

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2014-05-05 23:59:06 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Jumpshot244 wrote:
Prisons at least have toilets.

Again, balcony.

I prefer Amarr stations for toilet duties, I make sure to book a cell on the top floor so that the Amarr scum residents below me can appreciate the aftermath of the curry I ate earlier in the day.

The decor's not bad and the chanting is relaxing too.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#11 - 2014-05-06 00:01:12 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Jumpshot244 wrote:
Prisons at least have toilets.

Again, balcony.

I prefer Amarr stations for toilet duties, I make sure to book a cell on the top floor so that the Amarr scum residents below me can appreciate the aftermath of the curry I ate earlier in the day.

The decor's not bad and the chanting is relaxing too.


Relevant.

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Cyoban
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2014-05-06 00:08:56 UTC
When will this be available?
stoicfaux
#13 - 2014-05-06 00:45:02 UTC
Cyoban wrote:
When will this be available?

OMFGLMAO!

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Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#14 - 2014-05-06 05:31:32 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Jumpshot244 wrote:
Prisons at least have toilets.

Again, balcony.

I prefer Amarr stations for toilet duties, I make sure to book a cell on the top floor so that the Amarr scum residents below me can appreciate the aftermath of the curry I ate earlier in the day.

The decor's not bad and the chanting is relaxing too.


You didn't eat anything. That was the matrix telling you you ate something and it was delicious. Smile

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#15 - 2014-05-06 05:51:09 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
You didn't eat anything. That was the matrix telling you you ate something and it was delicious. Smile
The red pill was a lie?

You'll be telling me that cake is a lie next.Cry

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Liltha
Lost My Way Enterprises
#16 - 2014-05-06 06:40:23 UTC
That sort of makes sense. I mean the only places we can dock lead right to those quarters, we can't get out and mix with the rest of the population, everything gets delivered to us as we order it.

Capsuleers are too dangerous to allow to mingle with non-capsuleers. It is so obvious now.
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#17 - 2014-05-06 06:55:25 UTC
Supermax Prison?
More like Lemon Scented Extra-Protective XXL Supermaxi Pad.

I'm in it for the money

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Naomi Hale
#18 - 2014-05-06 07:24:24 UTC
Jumpshot244 wrote:
Prisons at least have toilets.

Pods don't have them either, I'll bet some capsuleers really are desperate to go.

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#19 - 2014-05-06 07:41:57 UTC
Naomi Hale wrote:
Jumpshot244 wrote:
Prisons at least have toilets.

Pods don't have them either, I'll bet some capsuleers really are desperate to go.

bah hold it? Haven't you ever seen what Bear Grylls does with that stuff? Shocked
Could save your life!

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Nakami Saans
Conclave of Independent Pilots
#20 - 2014-05-06 09:07:40 UTC
Liltha wrote:
That sort of makes sense. I mean the only places we can dock lead right to those quarters, we can't get out and mix with the rest of the population, everything gets delivered to us as we order it.

Capsuleers are too dangerous to allow to mingle with non-capsuleers. It is so obvious now.


Why would we want to commune with the common riff-raff anyway?

People: "You shouldn't burn bridges." Me: "I don't, I bomb them from orbit."
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