Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Are you all still recruiting? I'll hop into the channel if there is no response here in a couple days......

Since the last bump...

We decided to go on deployment to pay back an old debt, did that for about a month, decided we liked the situation and our friends liked having us around and joined HERO Coalition. We now live in a nice juicy sov system that's a chokepoint on a pipe and we're currently killing lots and lots of people. Just the way we like it.

Now that we're settled in and have our logistics up, recruitment is open again for a while. Stop by [SOUND] chat today for a conversation.

Did you know: Urine was used in WWI in gas masks. The ammonia in urine was thought to neutralize the chlorine in chlorine gas. However, scientists later discovered that chlorine gas reacts with urine to produce toxic fumes.

So you not only die horribly from chlorine gas, but you die with **** in your face. Man, WW1 was a brutal conflict. If you're looking for an experience better than a horrible urine-filled death, stop by [SOUND] chat today. We'll try to line it up straight and hit the target with you successfully.

Did you know: One individual who committed suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge left behind a note saying: “I’m going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.”

We're probably supposed to feel sorry for that person, like "Oh, what a poor person, nobody smiled at them" but you have to be a psychotic narcissist to believe that you're owed all these random stupid goofy smiles from people. If you're looking for smiles, don't swing by [SOUND] chat. All we have available for you are probing questions. If you're not down with that, you can go jump off a bridge.

Did you know: If one student has high grades but low test scores and another has low grades but high test cores, the first student is far more likely to get accepted into a better college. Colleges prefer the “bad test-taker” to students who don’t apply themselves.

In other words, colleges prefer dopes who can do mindless busy work rather than the naturally intelligent. Luckily, it's the opposite in RITES. We prefer the intelligent and don't care if you do mindless busy work. Swing by [SOUND] chat today and start an education in EVE that's far more worthwhile than going to college, obviously.

Did you know: The word “influenza” comes from the Italian influentia because people used to believe that the influence of the planets, stars, and moon caused the flu—for only such universal influence could explain such sudden and widespread sickness.

While the moon isn't responsible for sickness, I certainly don't feel any sympathy for the moon. It's a pretty big piece of crap in general. Oh, it creates the tides. Who cares. Joining [SOUND] chat today won't create the tides, but it also won't turn you into a werewolf either... so our chat channel is certainly a few leagues better than the moon, at least.

Did you know: That bees have 4 wings. The more the merrier right?

We're looking to bring few a few more pilots into the alliance. Are you willing to learn and open minded? Check out our channel [sound] for more information.

The [sound] channel name is with the brackets

You have ruined the Corp recruitment forum for me. Now I read the other threads and they all look dumb or lazy or illiterate.

Been browsing this forum looking for a place to settle after summer and now I feel like there's no point reading anymore. However, summer is just not great for me and I don't want to join and then be gone for stretches at a time.

Hopefully you'll still be recruiting come late summer or fall. Maybe a bit earlier because I may be passing the 15m mark near that time.

Did you know: About two-thirds of shark attacks on humans have taken place in water less than six feet deep.

That's kind of messed up, really. If you're able to stand up, you should be able to kick a shark's ass. I think people need to train their jab more, use their reach advantage over the shark and keep circling. At least, that's what PvP in EVE has told me about how to mitigate the DPS of a stronger short-range opponent, so it must work! Swim by [SOUND] chat today so we can use our jaws of life to help fix your EVE experience.

Did you know: it takes 5 years for an oyster to produce a medium sized pearl.

Hmm, I was not aware of that. Guess you learn something new everyday. Do you know where you also learn something new everyday? In Eve Online even players with years of experience playing the game learns new things all the time.


Jump into [sound] for a chat if you would like to learn more about us. Remember the brackets.