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Blood and oil on the dance floor !

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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2014-04-27 09:35:05 UTC
Drone and human exotic dancers clash at downtown Caille nightclub !

The Flaming Feather nightclub in downtown Caille was the scene of a riot last night, as drone and human exotic dancers clashed, in a row over pay and conditions.

The dispute started some months previously, with the nightclub owners extending the employment of drone dancers to routine appearances, rather than the previous situation where drone dancers only covered absences of human dancers caused by illness or injury.

Seeing this as a threat to continued employment, several exotic dancers, along with a representative from the Performing Arts Society, began protesting against the owners. A counter protest by drone rights activists began a short time later.

These protests reached a peak last night, when several human dancers rushed the stage, where drone dancers were performing, resulting in a melee as the drone dancers defended themselves, some using Jin-Mei martial arts, including Dimac.

Eyewitnesses recalled the horror of the scene:
"I thought it was all part of the act!" said one eyewitness "Until the blood started flowing, it was terrifying"
"I was here on perfectly legitimate reasons, when I just happened to observe the riot", said one Caille local government official.
"I didn't know that drones could use Dimac?" said a waitress at the nightclub.

Numerous commentators have expressed opinions on this issue:
"Drones take employment from hard working Federal families", said one social campaigner "They should not be allowed in nightclubs"
"This is why I have a sign in my nightclub: No Guns, No Dogs, No Drones", said a nightclub owner. "Ours is a family friendly establishment"
"Real women are disgusting." said a local hat enthusiast, "I should have the right to enjoy an exotic dance show without having my nostrils assailed by unwanted woman pheromones"
"Down with this sort of thing", said a local street preacher, "The Time of Judgement gets closer every second"

Caille Police had this to say:
"Return to your homes and places of businesses. There is nothing to see here.", said a humanoid police drone.
"Just another Saturday, I'm off shift in half an hour, say, I know a better exotic dance club.", said a female police officer.

Sensational !

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!

Corpii Herald
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-04-27 09:53:38 UTC
Pshh. I go to parties like that all the time back in Khanid.
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#3 - 2014-04-27 11:15:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology Management likes to use this Gutter Press announcement to inform people that the Irjunen Food Provision station houses a reputable Nightclub under Arcology Management.

The Nightclub L'Etoile Rouge has a 'humans only' policy on employing their exotic dancers. While drones can perform some very mind-bending dances, it is our belief that in the end, an all- human performance is much more enjoyed by the audience. Security provided is also top-notch, allowing visitors to safely enjoy the exotic shows without worries about their safety.

It also prevents issues as mentioned by Gutter Press to happen.

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-04-27 16:25:05 UTC
Gallenteans.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#5 - 2014-04-28 00:22:33 UTC
I agree with the street preacher. The Judgement is at hand. And the wrath of God abides upon all exotic dancers, both human and drone.
Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#6 - 2014-04-28 00:54:47 UTC
The social degradation from The Scope is astronomical these days, isn't it?

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-04-28 01:47:44 UTC
Only The Scope?...
No, it isn't The Scope.

It is degradation of gallenteans.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#8 - 2014-04-28 12:43:49 UTC
Dark Times.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"

Anslo
Scope Works
#9 - 2014-04-28 14:34:46 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Only The Scope?...
No, it isn't The Scope.

It is degradation of gallenteans.


Don't you people bring us into this crap.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-04-28 15:09:58 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Don't you people bring us into this crap.

You made your bed and chose your bedfellows.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Sorjat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-04-28 15:52:40 UTC
Exotic dancers fighting?? Puh-lease! For those who want to get some real martial entertainment in they should head over to Heebie Jeebies for the 'Ultimate Clone vs. Drone' fighting championships!

You want to see blood and guts? Its better than any holomovie I've ever seen!

Insanity is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man.

-- PKD

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-04-28 18:32:35 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Only The Scope?...
No, it isn't The Scope.

It is degradation of gallenteans.


Don't you people bring us into this crap.

I have nothing against The Scope, Mr. Anslo.
I was telling about gallenteans in general. Including those, who were infected by gallentean culture even without having dirty gallentean blood.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#13 - 2014-04-28 18:54:33 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Only The Scope?...
No, it isn't The Scope.

It is degradation of gallenteans.


Don't you people bring us into this crap.

I have nothing against The Scope, Mr. Anslo.
I was telling about gallenteans in general. Including those, who were infected by gallentean culture even without having dirty gallentean blood.

Why do you blindly insult that which you do not understand? It makes us sad.Sad ( note the sad face emoticon. )

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-04-28 20:18:06 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Only The Scope?...
No, it isn't The Scope.

It is degradation of gallenteans.


Don't you people bring us into this crap.

I have nothing against The Scope, Mr. Anslo.
I was telling about gallenteans in general. Including those, who were infected by gallentean culture even without having dirty gallentean blood.

Why do you blindly insult that which you do not understand? It makes us sad.Sad ( note the sad face emoticon. )

I don't do anything "blindly", ma'am.
I have several times stated my opinions about gallenteans, how and why do they represent threat to humanity and civilization in our cluster.
If you don't agree with my opinion, you could find corresponding topics and put your opinion there.
Of course, if you wish, you can argue with me in private channel through neocom. Or in open public channel, which has the same name as this forum.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Anslo
Scope Works
#15 - 2014-04-28 20:23:34 UTC
You weren't this angry when you jumped on my Heron's wing after you got stuck on your battleships gun. You even looked like you had fun.

Where's that fun loving Kim?

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#16 - 2014-04-28 20:30:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Claudia Osyn
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Only The Scope?...
No, it isn't The Scope.

It is degradation of gallenteans.


Don't you people bring us into this crap.

I have nothing against The Scope, Mr. Anslo.
I was telling about gallenteans in general. Including those, who were infected by gallentean culture even without having dirty gallentean blood.

Why do you blindly insult that which you do not understand? It makes us sad.Sad ( note the sad face emoticon. )

I don't do anything "blindly", ma'am.
I have several times stated my opinions about gallenteans, how and why do they represent threat to humanity and civilization in our cluster.
If you don't agree with my opinion, you could find corresponding topics and put your opinion there.
Of course, if you wish, you can argue with me in private channel through neocom. Or in open public channel, which has the same name as this forum.

Please, don't call me ma'am, my name is displayed beneath my portrait to the left of every post I make. Formalities make me nervous. And we don't threaten anything. We just want freedom and equal rights for everyone.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-04-28 21:34:44 UTC
Anslo wrote:
You weren't this angry when you jumped on my Heron's wing after you got stuck on your battleships gun. You even looked like you had fun.

Where's that fun loving Kim?

Everyone does mistakes

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-04-28 21:39:12 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:

Please, don't call me ma'am, my name is displayed beneath my portrait to the left of every post I make. Formalities make me nervous. And we don't threaten anything. We just want freedom and equal rights for everyone.

Freedom itself is a disgusting thing.
And from my experience equality for gallenteans means equality only between gallenteans, while all other cultures should be dismantled, subjugated and gallenteanised.
As for "don't threaten anything", tell it to those gallenteans, who were defacing Caldari relics on Caldari Prime and putting banners like "Exterminate Caldari".

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#19 - 2014-04-28 22:06:23 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

Please, don't call me ma'am, my name is displayed beneath my portrait to the left of every post I make. Formalities make me nervous. And we don't threaten anything. We just want freedom and equal rights for everyone.

Freedom itself is a disgusting thing.
And from my experience equality for gallenteans means equality only between gallenteans, while all other cultures should be dismantled, subjugated and gallenteanised.
As for "don't threaten anything", tell it to those gallenteans, who were defacing Caldari relics on Caldari Prime and putting banners like "Exterminate Caldari".

1) Freedom is awsome ( not that you would know, I doubt you have tried it. )

2) in the federation, it's your right to think you don't have equal rights ( we won't stop you )

3) the actions of a few extremists don't make all of us evil. ( this cuts the same for every empire )

4) we have tasty cake. ( really, it's tasty. )

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-04-28 22:38:28 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:

1) Freedom is awsome ( not that you would know, I doubt you have tried it. )

Freedom is awsome way of destroying lives, property, order, law, love, duty, culture and civilization.

Claudia Osyn wrote:

2) in the federation, it's your right to think you don't have equal rights ( we won't stop you )

Only in the most degraded societies, like a federation, a janitor would have same rights as a fleet Admiral.

Claudia Osyn wrote:

3) the actions of a few extremists don't make all of us evil. ( this cuts the same for every empire )

And what about political entity that is run by extremists, who launch "operation Highlander" against peaceful Caldari Prime, that was outside of theater of war operations, and that goal was just killing of Caldari citizens. eh? EH?

Claudia Osyn wrote:

4) we have tasty cake. ( really, it's tasty. )

Hedonism is another major flaw of gallenteans.
Together with individualism it is a force, that turns humans into savages and animals, who pursuit only their petty interests and desires, instead of working for common good.
It would be okay, if such things as hedonism, individualism, freedom and democracy stayed withing Federation borders.

But, unfortunately, gallenteans are striving to infect others with such destructive dehumanizing ideals, and to bring prominent societies to savage level of gallentean culture.
And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

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