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Hit on the avatar above you.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#1 - 2014-04-26 19:23:04 UTC
As the title says, hit on the avatar above you!

Dust off that old book of terribly awkward pick-up lines and try your hardest to take that special someone home tonight.

Lets keep it somewhat tasteful and slightly within the forum rules.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2014-04-26 20:05:01 UTC
/awkward pause...

Stop, or i'll get a restraining order.



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-04-26 20:09:31 UTC
your teeth are as bright as stars ....they only come out at night Big smile
Colonel Selene
NulzSec
#4 - 2014-04-26 20:56:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Colonel Selene
*Bashes jason's face in at the nearest conveniently located wall.*


I this what you meant by hitting on someone? Oops

Grrr.
Mizhir
Higher Than Everest
Hazardous Company
#5 - 2014-04-26 21:15:40 UTC
I hate you too ♥

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-04-26 21:31:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
That's a really nice smile you've got. Shame it's not all you're wearing.

Aspalis wrote:
You smell like Final Fantasy 13.
I put a lot of effort into washing that off, I'll have you know.

V

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Aspalis
Euphoria Released
#7 - 2014-04-26 21:35:04 UTC
You smell like Final Fantasy 13.

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-04-27 01:20:12 UTC
Heeeeey baby. How you doin?
I've got a real strawberry, a bottle of Gallentoi champagne, and some freshly replicated chocolate fondue...what say we settle into that CQ couch, watch this rare ancient holorecording of a show called The Crying Game I recently acquired, and get to know each other better?

EvE security zones in pictures

EvE quick reference pdf

EvE links
Zenariae
#9 - 2014-04-27 02:04:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Zenariae
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2014-04-27 02:16:36 UTC
Do you have a little forum troll in you?






Want to?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#11 - 2014-04-27 02:23:00 UTC
do you sleep on your stomach?
no?
can i?
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-04-27 02:26:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Dace
Cool pod.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#13 - 2014-04-27 02:30:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
*stares at shirt area*
Rabble & Rabble I presume?



Looks down and kicks unsuccessful off leg... they're miiiiine! miiiine, the precious! *gollum-gollum*

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#14 - 2014-04-27 02:30:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Damn you Webvan... you **** blocked me.



I guess youre not the least attractive guy.... Hell, ill try anything once..

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-04-27 02:49:39 UTC
Webvan wrote:
*stares at shirt area*
Rabble & Rabble I presume?



Looks down and kicks unsuccessful off leg... they're miiiiine! miiiine, the precious! *gollum-gollum*

Actually, their names are "Wild" & "Crazy", though that was purely accidental.

On topic:

So... are you unsuccessful at... everything?

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-04-27 02:57:56 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Damn you Webvan... you **** blocked me.



I guess youre not the least attractive guy.... Hell, ill try anything once..

Really funny given your character name.

On topic... Wave for me again...

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#17 - 2014-04-27 02:59:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
And we meet againBig smile

(that always works Blink )

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#18 - 2014-04-27 03:01:36 UTC
Webvan wrote:
And we meet again Big smile


Your eyebrows look well groomed?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Omega Sunset
Black.Omega
#19 - 2014-04-27 03:50:15 UTC
Hey baby, do you know how to dance? Well could you dance on over there so I can talk to your friend?

—Ω—
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-04-27 05:23:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Hey baby, is that a mirror in your capsule? No? Well I could turn it into a mirror with this polish I found in this purse I stole.

It's not my purse, I swear!

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
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