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My weekend so far..
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Aspalis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-04-26 21:27:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Aspalis
My brother and his family came to visit this weekend, which has been really nice and while they couldn't stay as long as everyone would have liked, it was still a good time. But before they leave, they are going to have lunch at this really nice little Greek restaurant but as they can't take the dog with them, they leave her with me in the meantime.

Feeling sorry for the poor dog, I did the only thing any compassionate human being would do, spoiling her and giving her tons of really delicious treats which my brother isn't too happy about. Anyway, they picked up the dog and off they went.

Time pass and about ten minutes ago, I receive a message from my brother: "YOU EVIL ******* BASTARD!", wrote back "Got gas? :)" and they have about three hours more to go before they are home.

How has your weekend been so far? :)

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#2 - 2014-04-26 21:45:54 UTC
The sugary kind? Or did you go with the sugar-free stuff Twisted ?
That that that sugar-free candy stuff would make that dog crap sideways the whole way back home lol
And not the solid stuff, oh nooooo. It's the kind that runs right through the car upholstery and take days to scrub out. And every time they leave the car out in the sun with the windows up, the smell of dead caucus will rise out of it for the life of the car.
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Aspalis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-04-26 21:54:33 UTC
Solid. High in Fiber.

The package states "The best you can give your dog!" and well, I certainly don't want to be heartless to man's best friend.

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-04-26 21:57:18 UTC
that is pure evil right there.

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[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#5 - 2014-04-26 22:00:34 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
that is pure evil right there.


That's just Alpheias

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Aspalis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-04-26 22:11:53 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Grimpak wrote:
that is pure evil right there.


That's just Alpheias


Aww.. you know me so well, Mizhir! <3

I have it on good authority that giving cauliflower to a dog will produce weapons grade gas. I have to remember that. Bear

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#7 - 2014-04-26 22:22:27 UTC
Aspalis wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Grimpak wrote:
that is pure evil right there.


That's just Alpheias


Aww.. you know me so well, Mizhir! <3

I have it on good authority that giving cauliflower to a dog will produce weapons grade gas. I have to remember that. Bear


I am so trying this the next time my sister-in-law and her husband visit. They have two dogs they always bring with them. My daughter has a cat, and she doesn't like the dogs in HER house.

My wife may beat me, beat me good.....

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-04-26 22:26:38 UTC
Aspalis wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Grimpak wrote:
that is pure evil right there.


That's just Alpheias


Aww.. you know me so well, Mizhir! <3

I have it on good authority that giving cauliflower to a dog will produce weapons grade gas. I have to remember that. Bear

considering my sister has 2 dogs, I can confirm.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right