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The days of "Erotica 1" are gone, and I AM GLAD

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Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#41 - 2014-04-23 07:30:54 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Seraph Essael wrote:


*starts to print out 400 pages of naked men*... Where is it you live exactly, I'll be round asap...?

Seriously the **** that's pulled and that you pull in the NER channel and this is what you complain about...? Do you petition Nanvel or Stan or any of the others that you chat too?

You need your head sorting if posting an image from Silence of the Lambs and breaking into your house is the same thing...


I think you need to train Parody Detection to at least level I and snag the pre-req of general sillyness level IV first :)

*edit: why do you want to know where I live? Are you saying you would break into my home if you had that information?*


Wait... You were trolling me or...?? It's early and I haven't had a cup of tea Oops so if my sarcasm detector is off a little then pish! Don't blame me blame the lack of Tea...

If I had your home address I would only make you rub the lotion on the skin, but I'd make you pay for my plane ticket over...Lol


As for Solecist... People warm water in a microwave to make tea??? That's blasphemous!

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#42 - 2014-04-23 07:32:52 UTC
Seraph Essael wrote:

Wait... You where trolling me or...?? It's early and I haven't had a cup of tea Oops so if my sarcasm detector is off a little then pish! Don't blame me blame the lack of Tea...

If I had your home address I would only make you rub the lotion on the skin, but I'd make you pay for my plane ticket over...Lol


As for Solecist... People warm water in a microwave to make tea??? That's blasphemous!



Of course I am not trolling, trolling in GD is against the rules and would result in a lock of this thread.

I simply started this thread to discuss the original topic, which I fear has become lost - Fighter Jets GuitarSolo made me rich, and is a source of honest, ethical...i must say even SCIENTIFIC ISK doubling.

<3
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#43 - 2014-04-23 07:35:15 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Seraph Essael wrote:

Wait... You where trolling me or...?? It's early and I haven't had a cup of tea Oops so if my sarcasm detector is off a little then pish! Don't blame me blame the lack of Tea...

If I had your home address I would only make you rub the lotion on the skin, but I'd make you pay for my plane ticket over...Lol


As for Solecist... People warm water in a microwave to make tea??? That's blasphemous!



Of course I am not trolling, trolling in GD is against the rules and would result in a lock of this thread.

I simply started this thread to discuss the original topic, which I fear has become lost - Fighter Jets GuitarSolo made me rich, and is a source of honest, ethical...i must say even SCIENTIFIC ISK doubling.

<3


Ethical Doubling is more of an art than a science. Scientific Doubling, however, is certainly, as its name suggests, scientific. It's not quite ready for primetime yet. I haven't finished consulting with my good friend the Doctor(!) on some of the intricacies. Big smileSmile

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
Bunnie Hop
Bunny Knights
#44 - 2014-04-23 07:37:27 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Seraph Essael wrote:

Wait... You where trolling me or...?? It's early and I haven't had a cup of tea Oops so if my sarcasm detector is off a little then pish! Don't blame me blame the lack of Tea...

If I had your home address I would only make you rub the lotion on the skin, but I'd make you pay for my plane ticket over...Lol


As for Solecist... People warm water in a microwave to make tea??? That's blasphemous!



Of course I am not trolling, trolling in GD is against the rules and would result in a lock of this thread.

I simply started this thread to discuss the original topic, which I fear has become lost - Fighter Jets GuitarSolo made me rich, and is a source of honest, ethical...i must say even SCIENTIFIC ISK doubling.

<3


In all my years of playing (oldest character from june 03) I have never seen anyone promoting an isk doubler and claiming how honest they were! This is so original....unless you count the other 12,000 times we have seen this of course. Roll Just more used car salesmen thinking they reinvented the wheel.
Solecist Project
#45 - 2014-04-23 07:50:19 UTC
*sips tea*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#46 - 2014-04-23 07:53:30 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
*sips tea*


C-c-c-combo breaker P

On a serious note, I have tea now!!!

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Solecist Project
#47 - 2014-04-23 07:54:56 UTC
Seraph Essael wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
*sips tea*


C-c-c-combo breaker P

On a serious note, I have tea now!!!

:)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Bunnie Hop
Bunny Knights
#48 - 2014-04-23 07:55:00 UTC
We have an Eve tea party going on, who would have guessed it!
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#49 - 2014-04-23 08:02:03 UTC
Bunnie Hop wrote:
We have an Eve tea party going on, who would have guessed it!

Only we drink it rather than throw it in a bay Big smile

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Solecist Project
#50 - 2014-04-23 08:04:29 UTC
When is FanFest again?
I forgot.

I fear it's still a month away. :(

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#51 - 2014-04-23 08:10:50 UTC
Seraph Essael wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
*sips tea*


C-c-c-combo breaker P

On a serious note, I have tea now!!!

What sort of tea? :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Bunnie Hop
Bunny Knights
#52 - 2014-04-23 08:12:31 UTC
Bunnie is sipping Pickwick 'English Breakfast' tea.
Solecist Project
#53 - 2014-04-23 08:13:05 UTC
As a sign of appreciation of my enlightening contribution to this thread
(we can all agree on the fact that tea is wonderfull)
you should show support for my idea!

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=338255

Killmails for Wrecks!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Rikii Rook
Doomheim
#54 - 2014-04-23 08:29:25 UTC
My favorite is gunpowder tea from china, it's so good it'll blow your mind .....
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#55 - 2014-04-23 08:30:26 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Seraph Essael wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
*sips tea*


C-c-c-combo breaker P

On a serious note, I have tea now!!!

What sort of tea? :)


Twinings Assam... Big smile

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#56 - 2014-04-23 08:35:37 UTC
So just yesterday I went to Jita and expected to die horribly. I was buying bling. Fragile bling. I needed to buy a Rash-Murkon Magnate and a Leopard because I found out I was missing those and who doesn't want a Tash-Murkon Magnate when one has 10 standing with the Tash-Murkon family and a Leopard just happened to fit in the slighty expanded cargo of it, so of course buy that one while in Jita, you know, happens when you go shopping. So I undocked, expecting to find myself in my pod faster than the screen loads but to my surprise nothing happened. I even warped off to my insta without bumping. Where was the lag? Where were the suicide gankers? I made it all the jumps back to Tash-Murkon Prime without even getting locked, despite a 50mil package in a fragile Frigate that would also look good on a killmail. What happened to EVE? Is this how high-sec is these days? No risk? No gankers? All posturing on the forums and no actions? It's really sad that high-sec needs goonswarm to come to along and put some high-sec back into high-sec. Shame on you all. Next time I go to Jita, I expect to get popped! And not from some Goon just filling in for the high-sec gankers.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2014-04-23 08:43:35 UTC
The first rule of scam club, you talk about scam club. Endlessly.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Asia Leigh
Kenshin Industries.
Kenshin Shogunate.
#58 - 2014-04-23 08:50:26 UTC
Who the hell cares? Aren't there already a million threads about this already? But that big shiney new topic button is hard to resist it seems....
Apply the damn rules equally >.>
Bael Malefic
Doomheim
#59 - 2014-04-23 08:59:27 UTC
I just threw up a little before the lock.
Solecist Project
#60 - 2014-04-23 09:07:38 UTC
Bael Malefic wrote:
I just threw up a little before the lock.

Have some tea, it helps! :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia