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Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2014-04-20 09:22:24 UTC
Speaking of non sequiturs, a Centauri, a Narn, and a Pakmara walk into a bar. Squirrel!

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Crompton Aberforth
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-04-21 01:59:41 UTC
Have we been stranded in a topical island?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from the Jita port
Aboard this battleship.

The pilot was a care bear man,
The gankers brave and sure.
Five battleships went boom that day
On a three region tour, a three region tour.

The game they played started getting rough,
But they played at any cost
If not for the balls of the pirate crew
The ransom would be lost, the ransom would be lost.

Do you play EVE like a girl ...because um... you ARE a girl?

Do you know about the WGoE (Women Gamers of EVE) chat channel?

For access information visit the public chat room 'Women Gamers public'.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-04-21 03:16:30 UTC
Curious discovery.

According to reliable sources. (The girls in my office)

Most japanese ladies under 30 are waxed. But keep the front hair so they can go to hotsprings.

My perving just went upto 11.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#24 - 2014-04-21 05:13:05 UTC
Turkey is like the anti-bacon. It makes foods worse.

Sausage = good.

Turkey sausage = meh.

Bacon = OMGWTFBBQSOOOGOODMUSTKILLFORITDROOOOOOOL.

Turkey bacon = get out.

I'm going to put this slice of turkey on my hamburger..... said no person ever.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2014-04-21 05:45:40 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Turkey is like the anti-bacon. It makes foods worse.

Sausage = good.

Turkey sausage = meh.

Bacon = OMGWTFBBQSOOOGOODMUSTKILLFORITDROOOOOOOL.

Turkey bacon = get out.

I'm going to put this slice of turkey on my hamburger..... said no person ever.


You really are some kind sage. Shocked

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Crompton Aberforth
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2014-04-21 05:51:51 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Turkey is like the anti-bacon. It makes foods worse.

Sausage = good.

Turkey sausage = meh.

Bacon = OMGWTFBBQSOOOGOODMUSTKILLFORITDROOOOOOOL.

Turkey bacon = get out.

I'm going to put this slice of turkey on my hamburger..... said no person ever.


For that matter I don't think anyone has ever been guilty of putting a slice of ham on their hamburger. But then there are no pines or apples in pineapple either.

Do you play EVE like a girl ...because um... you ARE a girl?

Do you know about the WGoE (Women Gamers of EVE) chat channel?

For access information visit the public chat room 'Women Gamers public'.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2014-04-21 05:57:24 UTC
Turkey is really the best meat of the four. Bacon lovers, I hope you know that you're eating pigs. PIGS. Ew.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Uthreignish
Baba Yagas
The Initiative.
#28 - 2014-04-21 08:07:29 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Turkey is really the best meat of the four. Bacon lovers, I hope you know that you're eating pigs. PIGS. Ew.



Chicken meatballs.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-04-21 09:03:15 UTC
Graygor wrote:
According to reliable sources. (The girls in my office)

Most japanese ladies under 30 are waxed. But keep the front hair so they can go to hotsprings.

Also useful if the young lady becomes a professionally trained adult entertainer. The hair helps mitigate the editing difficulties for Japan's nationally mandated pixelation of **fedos** in pornographic cinematography.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#30 - 2014-04-21 09:09:02 UTC
I like Single Malt.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Tyra Falco
Glasgow Kiss Enterprises
#31 - 2014-04-21 09:24:57 UTC
I often find myself wondering what swan tastes like.
We mere 'commoners' are banned from consuming such fowl within the United Kingdom Sad

Samoth Egnoled -'I like your Avatar alot! The facial tattoo's kinda give you that scary clown look, which suits you quite well.' Pepper Swift -'Fuckisn like not workign'
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#32 - 2014-04-21 09:33:35 UTC
Isn't this just LAGL without the likes?

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Crompton Aberforth
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2014-04-21 10:03:08 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Isn't this just LAGL without the likes?


Here is a 'like'. Do you feel more comfortable now?

Do you play EVE like a girl ...because um... you ARE a girl?

Do you know about the WGoE (Women Gamers of EVE) chat channel?

For access information visit the public chat room 'Women Gamers public'.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#34 - 2014-04-21 10:05:36 UTC
Crompton Aberforth wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Isn't this just LAGL without the likes?


Here is a 'like'. Do you feel more comfortable now?


I think I have enough already. But thanks :)

❤️️💛💚💙💜
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#35 - 2014-04-21 10:50:45 UTC
...

Twisted

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#36 - 2014-04-21 11:03:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. -Benny Hill

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2014-04-21 16:39:34 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Isn't this just LAGL without the likes?
It's different from LAGL because I'm here.

Yeah, I got all 1100+ of these babies on my own. /flex

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2014-04-21 16:44:25 UTC
Tyra Falco wrote:
I often find myself wondering what swan tastes like.
We mere 'commoners' are banned from consuming such fowl within the United Kingdom Sad
I don't get to taste swan either. Where I live, it's difficult to get any sort of meat that isn't the basic stuff they sell at the supermarket. If it isn't chicken, turkey, cow, pig, trout, snapper, or salmon, it's gonna be tough to find. Even sheep meat is rare, and that's probably the most common of everything else.

I want to eat a nautilus. I bet they taste good.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#39 - 2014-04-21 18:53:24 UTC
Why is the Predator race so ******* badass?

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Shocked

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Uthreignish
Baba Yagas
The Initiative.
#40 - 2014-04-21 19:00:41 UTC
I have minmatar carrier on lvl 5 and it makes me very angry from time to time.