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Where have all the great fights gone?
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Spurty
#1 - 2014-04-17 02:16:02 UTC
I may have been drinking ..

"Peter, Paul and Mary" wrote:

Where have all the great fights gone, long time passing?
Where have all the great fights gone, long time ago?
Where have all the great fights gone?
Old Null power blocks have blobbed them everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the new Null power blocks gone, long time passing?
Where have all the new Null power blocks gone, long time ago?
Where have all the new Null power blocks gone?
Gone for standings everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the good FCs gone, long time passing?
Where have all the good FCs gone, long time ago?
Where have all the good FCs gone?
Joined the competition everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where has all the competition gone, long time passing?
Where has all the competition gone, long time ago?
Where has all the competition gone?
Players joined a donut, everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the players gone, long time passing?
Where have all the players gone, long time ago?
Where have all the players gone?
Looking for great fights, everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the great fights gone, long time passing?
Where have all the great fights gone, long time ago?
Where have all the great fights gone?
Blobbers crying about no one to fight, everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#2 - 2014-04-17 02:20:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Come at me bro.

Just kidding. I wish I offered even good fights, let alone great ones.

Anyway, nice adaptation for a drunkard. Happy Easter too (if you celebrate that sort of thing).
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-04-17 02:34:39 UTC
Just had a doozy with the old lady. That count?

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-04-17 04:51:05 UTC
"There was never much fight, just a fool's fight." -- some hippy old fart pilot with the pointy hat and pervy beard.

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2014-04-17 06:29:51 UTC
Didnt someone just make a channel to get fights?


Oh wait.. that was some sort of anti-ganking ***** on a CONCORDOKKEN thing.

Never mind.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Cpt Swagg
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-04-17 06:35:54 UTC
Implying 100 vs 2 isn't a good fight.
Solecist Project
#7 - 2014-04-17 06:36:18 UTC
Where did all the great fights goooo???
Let the ammo floooooow!!!!

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Prince Sanguine
#8 - 2014-04-17 08:29:46 UTC
In the middle east. Do I win?

Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me.
Shydow Lugia
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-04-17 09:10:19 UTC
To lowsec.
Tesco Ergo Sum
#10 - 2014-04-17 09:50:30 UTC
The only fights are on the forums.

Forum PvP, best PvP...
Cassandra Aurilien
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2014-04-17 09:55:51 UTC
Was expecting an EVE version of Nickelback's "Where have the good times gone?" Leaving disappointed.

p.s. (I generally don't like Nickelback, but that is a good song.)
Spurty
#12 - 2014-04-17 11:34:15 UTC
I shall check out the nickleback tune but I'm older than I look lol

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#13 - 2014-04-17 12:45:59 UTC
The problem is spineless sheeple lacking some self worth to a point where they actively agree to being a cubicle employee (F1 blob), because even though they whine on a daily basis about their RL cubicle job they secretly love the fact they have no responsibilities, no reason to excel and most certainly aren't expected to actually engage their (lacking) brain cells.

But they will of course never admit to that, instead the response generally is trolling which is easily explained by itrollu.jpg
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-04-17 13:10:53 UTC
Big fights are expensive & not something we can just do. If you would like to see a big fight in the next few weeks though I am authorised to accept donations.

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Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#15 - 2014-04-17 13:41:47 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Big fights are expensive & not something we can just do. If you would like to see a big fight in the next few weeks though I am authorised to accept donations.


This person isn't getting it and is in fact showcasing the exact problem, well done sheeple.
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2014-04-17 13:44:27 UTC
Gregor Parud wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Big fights are expensive & not something we can just do. If you would like to see a big fight in the next few weeks though I am authorised to accept donations.


This person isn't getting it and is in fact showcasing the exact problem, well done sheeple.

If you look up and behind you it might still be possible to see the point of Mallak's post flying over your head.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#17 - 2014-04-17 14:02:05 UTC
Rhes wrote:
Gregor Parud wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Big fights are expensive & not something we can just do. If you would like to see a big fight in the next few weeks though I am authorised to accept donations.


This person isn't getting it and is in fact showcasing the exact problem, well done sheeple.

If you look up and behind you it might still be possible to see the point of Mallak's post flying over your head.


The point of his post is obvious, his wording however shows the problem. Thanks for the reply though, sheeple.
Carmen Electra
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#18 - 2014-04-17 16:09:21 UTC
I had like 15 gudfights yesterday.

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