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Add a kitchen to the CQ
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Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
#1 - 2014-04-13 08:05:56 UTC
Where we can cook boosters

The risk, there's a chance our kitchen blows up and we're fined, and suffer a boost penalty such as -20% sig analysis for 48 hours.

Time cooking will also deteriorate our abilities passively, giving rise to new skills. -5% to booster cooking side effects per level

Imagine that we as capsuleers are cooking meth or crack cocain. Same thing, I think this could eventually give rise to emergent WiS gameplay as well as bolstering the booster industry.
BLACK-STAR
#2 - 2014-04-13 08:19:06 UTC
CCP has tested this and the results came in poor. The laundry room failed as well. There isn't really a purpose to walk around, please fly safe.
Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
#3 - 2014-04-13 08:22:47 UTC
I'm hesitant to say there isn't a purpose to walking around, then ascribe "purpose" to whatever else
BLACK-STAR
#4 - 2014-04-13 08:31:41 UTC
Space Juden wrote:
I'm hesitant to say there isn't a purpose to walking around, then ascribe "purpose" to whatever else

Well, when that door unlocks you walk down to the basement of the station and sit there, alone. Forever alone.
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#5 - 2014-04-13 09:06:47 UTC
and the smell of Bacon.....




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Solecist Project
#6 - 2014-04-13 09:57:52 UTC
YO Mr. White!

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Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-04-13 10:12:58 UTC
There is such a kitchen. It's why the atmosphere on the other side of the door isn't safe.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#8 - 2014-04-13 10:14:46 UTC
You may not have gotten the memo.

They're never adding anything to the CQ.

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TigerXtrm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2014-04-13 10:34:20 UTC
What is this? The Sims in Space?

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-04-13 10:43:18 UTC
Boosters need to be cooked in a rickity T1 freighter, preferably one which might fully drain your cap if you leave your key in the ignition. You'd first have to go into Character Recustomization and have your head shaved and put on some dark glasses and maybe add a simple black hat. Find a manchild, preferably an alt who will do anything you say, *****.. and ride out somewhere remote.. like drone space. Make sure you raid the POS lab for a large boiling flask, and have a goon stop by Jita for a backpack full of sudafed, if that's your thing. Try and shoot for 99.1% efficiency because greater purity means more return customers.

Happy cooking!

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#11 - 2014-04-13 10:52:03 UTC
I'm still waiting to be able to decorate my CQ with all those commodity items. Like Test Bongs, Spirits, and Exotic Dancers.

Posters on the wall would be nice, too. If I could do that, I might just actually click "Enter Captain's Quarters", every once in a while.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2014-04-13 10:56:42 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
I'm still waiting to be able to decorate my CQ with all those commodity items. Like Test Bongs, Spirits, and Exotic Dancers.

Posters on the wall would be nice, too. If I could do that, I might just actually click "Enter Captain's Quarters", every once in a while.

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Coffee Rocks
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-04-13 11:34:56 UTC
You don't get your corpse mount until I get my Rapid Light Corpse Launcher!

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Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-04-13 14:19:33 UTC
Im still waiting for a restroom. Been holding it for years now. Sad

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Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#15 - 2014-04-13 14:21:13 UTC
Doireen Kaundur wrote:
Im still waiting for a restroom. Been holding it for years now. Sad
Pod goo.

Who put the goat in there?
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-04-13 14:23:03 UTC
Problem with CQ is that it's not personal space. It's rented space for the time you are at that station.

What EVE needs is housing.

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Jamagh
Grand Violations
#17 - 2014-04-13 14:33:38 UTC
Doireen Kaundur wrote:
Problem with CQ is that it's not personal space. It's rented space for the time you are at that station.

What EVE needs is housing.



Personalize it! Invite your friends! Gain prestege! Craft furniture!

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2014-04-13 14:37:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Space Juden wrote:
Where we can cook boosters

The risk, there's a chance our kitchen blows up and we're fined, and suffer a boost penalty such as -20% sig analysis for 48 hours.

Time cooking will also deteriorate our abilities passively, giving rise to new skills. -5% to booster cooking side effects per level

Imagine that we as capsuleers are cooking meth or crack cocain. Same thing, I think this could eventually give rise to emergent WiS gameplay as well as bolstering the booster industry.


When they add a kitchen.. I expect you to make me a Sandwich.

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Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries
VOID Intergalactic Forces
#19 - 2014-04-13 19:38:28 UTC
If you want to cook drugs there's a thing for pos called a drug lab.....oddly enough

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Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#20 - 2014-04-13 19:59:20 UTC
+1

Station meth labs FTW. Twisted

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