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CCP developing tear catching goggles.

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Ginseng Jita
PAN-EVE TRADING COMPANY
#1 - 2014-04-09 19:46:13 UTC
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles

Hells Merc
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-04-09 20:05:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Hells Merc
Ginseng Jita wrote:
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles




Probably not sufficient for bear tears.
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-04-09 20:09:52 UTC
Hells Merc wrote:
Ginseng Jita wrote:
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles




Probably not sufficient for bear tears.



It'll work for buttsore bounty tears. Ever get hate mail from someone you placed a bounty on? A brand new flavor of tears. Big smile

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Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#4 - 2014-04-09 20:14:45 UTC
Ginseng Jita wrote:
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles



+1 Nice. Big smile


Hells Merc wrote:
Probably not sufficient for bear tears.




You must be new around here. Go back and read the last couple weeks worth of posts and you'll see how the gankers, griefers, CODE whiners, nerf whiners, rage quitting E1 apologists, and general forum warriors have unleashed a tsunami of tears unmatched by any bear with the soul exception of Dinsdale.




They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#5 - 2014-04-09 20:16:37 UTC
Wouldn't it be easier to just make a diving mask with a spigot?
Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
#6 - 2014-04-10 20:28:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Noxisia Arkana
Sometimes I wish these goggles had windshield wipers built in. They fog up something fierce after a good cry. It makes writing scathing, adolescent, insecure eve mails difficult.

Edited for punctuation.
Serene Repose
#7 - 2014-04-10 21:02:53 UTC
Tell me. You actually took the time to dream this up?
Get a hobby.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Klymer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-04-11 01:57:40 UTC
Hells Merc wrote:
Ginseng Jita wrote:
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles




Probably not sufficient for bear tears.


...or ISBoxer tears
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#9 - 2014-04-11 02:03:20 UTC
I heard they were also thinking of integrating this functionality into the Occulus Rift. That way, Zuckerburg can sell scans of your eyeballs to Lenscrafters or whatever.

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PrettyMuch Always Right
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-04-11 02:08:56 UTC
Carebear tears are barely tasty anymore. It's like Vanilla Coke I guess. Give it enough time and it'll be awesome again.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-04-11 02:10:46 UTC
"QUICK!! PUT THIS ON BEFORE YOU DIE I NEED YOUR TEARZ!!!"
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#12 - 2014-04-11 02:13:34 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Wouldn't it be easier to just make a diving mask with a spigot?


It'd be easier just to be a fish.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2014-04-11 05:58:54 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Ginseng Jita wrote:
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles



+1 Nice. Big smile


Hells Merc wrote:
Probably not sufficient for bear tears.




You must be new around here. Go back and read the last couple weeks worth of posts and you'll see how the gankers, griefers, CODE whiners, nerf whiners, rage quitting E1 apologists, and general forum warriors have unleashed a tsunami of tears unmatched by any bear with the soul exception of Dinsdale.







You must be new here since you are posting from NPC corp which means you know nothing. I see a lot more people crying from the other side of the fence.

For YEARS now.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#14 - 2014-04-11 22:21:31 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:
Ginseng Jita wrote:
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles



+1 Nice. Big smile


Hells Merc wrote:
Probably not sufficient for bear tears.




You must be new around here. Go back and read the last couple weeks worth of posts and you'll see how the gankers, griefers, CODE whiners, nerf whiners, rage quitting E1 apologists, and general forum warriors have unleashed a tsunami of tears unmatched by any bear with the soul exception of Dinsdale.







You must be new here since you are posting from NPC corp which means you know nothing. I see a lot more people crying from the other side of the fence.

For YEARS now.



You must be a little slow, so I'll explain it to you. This is a forum alt. These are a new concept for forum poasting, and have only sprung up here in the last 10 years. Suck it up and deal with it.

Now put on these goggles so I may quench my thirst.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#15 - 2014-04-11 23:04:43 UTC
Fix SOV and there will be a need to attach a bucket to a players face.

No need for a strainer though - plenty of hair on their necks to handle that.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Tear Jar
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#16 - 2014-04-11 23:31:32 UTC
Ginseng Jita wrote:
To make it easier for players of EVE to catch tears, CCP is developing new tech to help you do it. Behold, EVE Online tear catching goggles.

Tear Catching Goggles



This technology interests me.