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WTF CCP?

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Maque
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-04-09 17:22:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Maque
Here is a quick illustration of what we have in EVE for today.


CCP: What?? Titan can kill a whole battleship?? TITAN is too POWERFULL!!! Nerf it ASAP!

Player: But 1 titan cost 500 battleships and require a lot of SP!

CCP: So what? It's too strong. Titan should not kill battleship. It should be just a fatas* peace of s**t with doom's day.

Player: But why do you nerf tracking on dreadnoughts?

CCP: Shut up! We nerf dreadnoughts, coz titans are too strong :@

Player: But 100MN Tengu is able to kill Battleships and avoid any harm! Isn't it too strong?

CCP: NO! Tengu is allowed to kill BS's.



CCP: Battleship is too fast in warp! Nerf it ASAP!

Player: But imperian fleet was the fastest in universe as they had most powerful warpdrive engines and was barely outruned by millenium falcon (thoug that was just a legend spreaded by Hun Solo)

CCP: Shut up and warp like a turtle you stupid player!!

Player: What do we need BS's for, if we have tier 3 Battlecruisers with same firepower and don't have to be awared of tanking coz of its kite abilities.

CCP: You are right stupid player. You don't need Battleship! Take your Naga, align on moon and press F1!

So.. Well done CCP. Good job! Listen to whining noobs and nerf skilled players. That's the right way to make EVE a better game. Keep on rushing solutions for answers
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-04-09 17:25:42 UTC
There's nothing like the fresh scent of a good whine.
Maque
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-04-09 17:33:28 UTC
all that CCP are doing is irrational. good game developing is about making tools for gamers to deal with. ccp are not good game developers.
Maque
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-04-09 17:34:46 UTC
they are collecting massive whines and satisfy them. Thats the wrong way in game creating
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-04-09 17:36:48 UTC
CCP has always been biased towards kiting.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#6 - 2014-04-09 17:40:05 UTC
1/10

I'm being generous OP because you are the first person today to make me crack a smile.

How did you Veterans start?
Maque
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-04-09 17:43:16 UTC
masternerdguy wrote:
CCP has always been biased towards kiting.


yeah dude. so thats why they nerfed nano in 2008
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
#8 - 2014-04-09 17:45:27 UTC
Did I accidentally go through a wormhole into GD?
Swiftstrike1
Swiftstrike Incorporated
#9 - 2014-04-09 18:18:54 UTC
Rowells wrote:
There's nothing like the fresh scent of a good whine.

Somebody pass the cheese please.

Casual Incursion runner & Faction Warfare grunt, ex-Wormholer, ex-Nullbear.
Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
#10 - 2014-04-09 19:26:32 UTC
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2014-04-09 22:49:16 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
'The Features and Ideas forum is primarily for players to make suggestions or put forth ideas that they feel may improve EVE.'

Feature proposal? Nope.
New Idea? Nope.
Rant? Yep.

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