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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#41 - 2014-04-04 02:37:54 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Lyckeus Morre wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Kimmy is still on the fence I think.


Why must you give me the thought that she might not like me.......

Would you rather have a guarantee instead?



Theres a chance, im trying my hardest

I'm fairly sure that the only chance you have, is to deliver the bodies of the entire Gallente leadership to her door. Then you may get a date.


I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#42 - 2014-04-04 02:41:28 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#43 - 2014-04-04 02:43:50 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.



Thanks for the encouragement.......

I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings.....



Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#44 - 2014-04-04 02:50:10 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.



Thanks for the encouragement.......

I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings.....



Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story


No no no, this is so much better. Please, do go on! We of the IGS are here to help.Big smile

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#45 - 2014-04-04 03:22:19 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.



Thanks for the encouragement.......

I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings.....



Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story

Eh... This is more relevant than some kid s******* his pants about the "important work" he does by stabbing people in the face. But I do think you're a hopeless masochist, for the record. Big smile
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#46 - 2014-04-04 03:24:41 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.



Thanks for the encouragement.......

I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings.....



Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story


No no no, this is so much better. Please, do go on! We of the IGS are here to help.Big smile



Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell

People think im insane, people think im crazy and abnormal,

When i became a duster..i remember waking up scared out of my mind because i didn't know were i was or who i was
saying about some failure in transferring my memories, lost everything i knew and had to start from scratch...i remember my first day as a duster...still not knowing anything, scared and confused, i remember trying to understand everything around me, how we can die and just come back to life, seeing my first friend ever turn into chunks right before my very eyes and come back to em 10 seconds later...and im to think thats the same man i knew 0 secs ago

Long story short, i learn to like what i do, i enjoy killing and blowing **** up, when i first met Diana, i thought she was threatening me, as if she wanted to hunt me down and kill me....i defended myself in retaliation in that argument that followed
And how im 23% Gallentean and 77% Cirive

But i found attraction in that...that hate is just so damn arousing...that urge she has to kill, shes a strong independent woman , something i find extremely attractive as then i can fight along side of her and accumulate a massive body count, its just turns me own just thinking about the damage we could cause

Also i find her adorable at times...shes a rough and brutal woman on the outside but shes so soft and sweet on the inside, im telling you this from experience...plus she smells nice

Sadly i can't explain the rest nor am i good at it
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#47 - 2014-04-04 03:28:05 UTC
Whatever floats your boat, kid. Guess there's something in the pursuit if it keeps your attention...

You're still a masochist though. P
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#48 - 2014-04-04 03:28:43 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.



Thanks for the encouragement.......

I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings.....



Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story

Eh... This is more relevant than some kid s******* his pants about the "important work" he does by stabbing people in the face. But I do think you're a hopeless masochist, for the record. Big smile


but stabbing people in the face is fun to a extent...i kinda per fer playing chess with my enemies...


sadly they never want to, so i have to restrain them...

Now my teammates are to busy and when im guarding the objective following orders, i get really bored, so i wait for some guy to come by....tackle him...and i never have cuffs with me, so in order to make up for this i, pull my knife out and just chop of his arms....now he has to use his mouth and tell me were he wants his peice to move, but the ****** keeps screaming for help and wont focus on the game at hand

Then again cuffs would suck, then he could break free and try to kill me...maybe this way is for the best
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#49 - 2014-04-04 03:37:58 UTC
Y'know... Anyone who isn't bright enough to just trigger a suicide at that point deserves whatever happens to him, forced chess game and all.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#50 - 2014-04-04 13:29:05 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

Claudia Osyn wrote:

I'm fairly sure that the only chance you have, is to deliver the bodies of the entire Gallente leadership to her door. Then you may get a date.


I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

I really hate receiving stuff consisting of gallentean stuff (sorry for so much stuff).
But...
If you will manage to bring whole gallentean leadership to me in chains, or just give them to State officials... or just kill them. You know, if you do this just for me, I swear, I could let you do with me whatever you want, even kill me.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#51 - 2014-04-05 05:38:07 UTC
This conversation has become like a more than slightly creepy romance holovid.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#52 - 2014-04-05 05:54:36 UTC
Still more relevant than Stabs-in-Face. I'm getting a giggle out of the creepy romance, at least.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#53 - 2014-04-05 09:02:27 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:
Still more relevant than Stabs-in-Face. I'm getting a giggle out of the creepy romance, at least.


That's true, some ladies want flowers, some chocolates from all over the cluster, some may just want to be serenaded. Before I became a capsuleer i off and on was seeing a woman who loved it when i added to her collection of swords and other sharp pointy objects.

And....apparently the way to Diana's heart is to send her a head in a box...

*shrug*

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Primus Aulmais
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2014-04-05 14:06:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Primus Aulmais
Diana Kim wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

Claudia Osyn wrote:

I'm fairly sure that the only chance you have, is to deliver the bodies of the entire Gallente leadership to her door. Then you may get a date.


I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags


And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA

I really hate receiving stuff consisting of gallentean stuff (sorry for so much stuff).
But...
If you will manage to bring whole gallentean leadership to me in chains, or just give them to State officials... or just kill them. You know, if you do this just for me, I swear, I could let you do with me whatever you want, even kill me.

Ironically, Ms. Kim, it seems to be Mr. Jones' goal to be the instigator of a great many "little deaths" for you... Shocked


For the less poetically-inclined, "le petit mort" is a very old Gallentean phrase that is often translated as "the little death" & was once upon a time used as a reference/euphemism for reaching the height of erotic ecstacy and/or for the blissful daze that often immediately follows. Blink
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