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White Pauder
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-04-04 17:34:31 UTC
Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.


1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.

2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.

3. Make skill times shorter.

4........what else do new players request that annoys you?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#2 - 2014-04-04 17:35:39 UTC
White Pauder wrote:
what else do new players request that annoys you?


That I "get a life"

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#3 - 2014-04-04 17:38:52 UTC
White Pauder wrote:

4........what else do new players request that annoys you?


[Female avatar] hello lol hee hee im new and could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo

Mr Epeen Cool
Anslo
Scope Works
#4 - 2014-04-04 17:42:35 UTC
White Pauder wrote:
Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.


1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.

2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.

3. Make skill times shorter.

4........what else do new players request that annoys you?

Pretend to be new players and **** post in the name of tear collection.

Nerd.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Orla- King-Griffin
#5 - 2014-04-04 17:49:56 UTC
hello lol hee hee im new and clearly not an alt lol,could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo

Ah shite...
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2014-04-04 18:09:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Nerf AFK Cloaking.

Nerf highsec ganking.

Give freighters slots.

Is ISBoxer ok to use?

Make PvP arenas.

Stop posting.

What if [anything]?

Make fictional fluid universe space submarine game more like RL.

Anything Name changes related..

Be able to buy SP.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Llewelyn Corsair
All Hail HypnoToad
#7 - 2014-04-04 18:16:02 UTC
I'm a new player. All I want is to pew-pew my lazer beeeeeeeeems.

Oh and I should have V in all skills, 50B ISK/day just for undocking...but what I could really, really use some sort of underarm deodorant. Those pods...confining like my favorite pair of bike shorts, but it doesn't cup my junk as well. So I guess I could use someone to gently cup my junk...hmmm...exotic dancers for sale...

What?
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
#8 - 2014-04-04 18:19:05 UTC
Open it.
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-04-04 18:43:22 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
Open it.

Thats what she said. Big smile

Pog mo thoin

Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-04-04 18:53:17 UTC
That I have sexual relations with them even though I am not gay, they claim to not be gay, and we are both male.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#11 - 2014-04-04 18:56:13 UTC
White Pauder wrote:
Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.


1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.

2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.

3. Make skill times shorter.

4........what else do new players request that annoys you?


Is there some kind of "Get your thread locked, Get a PLEX" deal I am unaware of?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#12 - 2014-04-04 18:57:18 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Nerf AFK Cloaking.

Nerf highsec ganking.

Give freighters slots.

Is ISBoxer ok to use?

Make PvP arenas.

Stop posting.

What if [anything]?

Make fictional fluid universe space submarine game more like RL.

Anything Name changes related..

Be able to buy SP.


Forgot the obligatory monthly WiS thread.

Blink

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Jessica Duranin
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-04-04 19:05:19 UTC
Orla- King-Griffin wrote:
hello lol hee hee im new and clearly not an alt lol,could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo

With that face? Shocked
Uhm.... hell no!
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#14 - 2014-04-04 19:07:16 UTC
please like me






I like Bacon.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Jessica Duranin
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-04-04 19:09:26 UTC
Tollen Gallen wrote:
please like me






I like Bacon.

who doesn't?
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-04-04 19:15:30 UTC
Jessica Duranin wrote:
Tollen Gallen wrote:
please like me






I like Bacon.

who doesn't?


Vegetarians. Although secretly they love bacon too.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#17 - 2014-04-04 19:17:21 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Jessica Duranin wrote:
Tollen Gallen wrote:
please like me






I like Bacon.

who doesn't?


Vegetarians. Although secretly they love bacon too.


Is that why they keep trying to imitate real bacon with soy products?
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#18 - 2014-04-04 19:17:37 UTC
Jessica Duranin wrote:
Orla- King-Griffin wrote:
hello lol hee hee im new and clearly not an alt lol,could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo

With that face? Shocked
Uhm.... hell no!

yeah, thats my creepy alt,
what can i say man, these minmatar chicks.
you free them once and they keep coming back, taking your name and face n ****.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Thorus Gallen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-04-04 19:20:06 UTC
Ah, nuts. I've asked every one of those. Except the hee-hee-lol-i'm-a-flirt thing. Sorry.

The difference between being a carebear and a highsec industrialist is wearing cool eyewear and looking pissed off.
Serene Repose
#20 - 2014-04-04 20:10:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
Didn't take this thread long to reach the lowest common denominator.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
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