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ISK for Prayers

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MMM pie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-04-04 14:25:58 UTC
Many of you have commited crimes against humanity, new eden, concord, but most importantly our lord and saviour.

Donate ISK to MMM pie in-game and place "prayer" as the reason.

You will then receive prayers to help save your soul and ensure you will always be reborn into a new clone.

Remember, repent now or face eternal damnation.

Donations to the church of pie - via MMM pie also welcome for those who already live moral lives within high sec.
Bumsicle Wedgie
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-04-04 14:36:48 UTC
Get out.
Wulfgar WarHammer
Unrustled
#3 - 2014-04-04 16:15:57 UTC
Bumsicle Wedgie wrote:
Get out.


So he can't do it but when James 315 does it's gospel?

/evelogic
350125GO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-04-04 16:25:01 UTC
MMM pie wrote:
Many of you have commited crimes against humanity, new eden, concord, but most importantly our lord and saviour.


Bob is neither lord nor saviour. Bob does not care about your prayers. Repent, lest you always roll empty black hole systems.

You're young, you'll adjust. I'm old, I'll get used to it.
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#5 - 2014-04-04 17:54:46 UTC
Wulfgar WarHammer wrote:
Bumsicle Wedgie wrote:
Get out.


So he can't do it but when James 315 does it's gospel?

/evelogic


James 315 is the savior of hi-sec.

He has given us The Code and this other clown just offers 'prayers'

So no...He can't do it.


Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com
Wulfgar WarHammer
Unrustled
#6 - 2014-04-04 18:15:03 UTC
BuckStrider wrote:

James 315 is the savior of hi-sec.

He has given us The Code and this other clown just offers 'prayers'

So no...He can't do it.




I'd rather donate my isk to a transparent scammer than a convoluted ideological one, but that's just me.
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-04-04 18:32:30 UTC
350125GO wrote:
MMM pie wrote:
Many of you have commited crimes against humanity, new eden, concord, but most importantly our lord and saviour.


Bob is neither lord nor saviour. Bob does not care about your prayers. Repent, lest you always roll empty black hole systems.



All Hail BOBAttentionAttentionAttention

The next pod I pop and/or ship I destroy shall be in his name! May he always provide me with WHs of those blind to DScan or capital fleets that I may Yolo intoCool

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]
Bumsicle Wedgie
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-04-04 19:10:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Bumsicle Wedgie
Wulfgar WarHammer wrote:


So he can't do it but when James 315 does it's gospel?



Yes, that's correct.

What's the issue here again?

Wulfgar WarHammer wrote:


I'd rather donate my isk to a transparent scammer than a convoluted ideological one, but that's just me.



Excellent. Send me 5b isk immediately and I'll double it.
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-04-04 19:22:28 UTC
I just took a dump, its headed your way tard Lol
MMM pie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-04-04 19:49:50 UTC
The church of Pie appreciates all current donations.

More nuns are being recruited in order to increase our praying capacity.

Please continue to donate to saved!
cpt Mark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-04-04 20:14:42 UTC
MMM pie wrote:
Many of you have commited crimes against humanity, new eden, concord, but most importantly our lord and saviour.

Donate ISK to MMM pie in-game and place "prayer" as the reason.

You will then receive prayers to help save your soul and ensure you will always be reborn into a new clone.

Remember, repent now or face eternal damnation.

Donations to the church of pie - via MMM pie also welcome for those who already live moral lives within high sec.


5 mill sent! :)
Tear Jar
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#12 - 2014-04-05 01:24:38 UTC
Wulfgar WarHammer wrote:
BuckStrider wrote:

James 315 is the savior of hi-sec.

He has given us The Code and this other clown just offers 'prayers'

So no...He can't do it.




I'd rather donate my isk to a transparent scammer than a convoluted ideological one, but that's just me.


James 315 gives away all the isk he is sent. Its not a scam.
MMM pie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-04-05 12:54:43 UTC
The Church of Pie has recently acquired some artefacts from the pre- New Eden era.

Donations to MMM pie will assist in bringing these artefacts to the Great Pie Church in West-Jita Abbey!

As a result donations at this time will result in 2x the number of prayers.

Saviour exists for all those willing to repent * and donate.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#14 - 2014-04-05 14:15:59 UTC
MMM pie wrote:
Many of you have commited crimes against humanity, new eden, concord, but most importantly our lord and saviour.

Donate ISK to MMM pie in-game and place "prayer" as the reason.

You will then receive prayers to help save your soul and ensure you will always be reborn into a new clone.

Remember, repent now or face eternal damnation.

Donations to the church of pie - via MMM pie also welcome for those who already live moral lives within high sec.
The best way by far to honour and worship Bob is to fight whenever there is a chance to fight. Well, in W-space at least....Blink

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ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)