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My first EvE parody song, "Newbie Paradise"!
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Chicken Pizza
One-man Armada
#1 - 2014-04-04 05:35:37 UTC
Disclaimer: It's a parody more toward the style of Amish Paradise than Gangster Paradise, so obviously(being as ghostly white on the outside AND inside as I am) I am no Biggie Smalls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKCi7rlIt80&feature=youtu.be

Enjoy! (if you dare...)
Crompton Aberforth
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-04-04 06:41:22 UTC
Noice.

Do you play EVE like a girl ...because um... you ARE a girl?

Do you know about the WGoE (Women Gamers of EVE) chat channel?

For access information visit the public chat room 'Women Gamers public'.
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#3 - 2014-04-04 06:42:19 UTC
Well done.



+1

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Victor Andall
#4 - 2014-04-04 06:52:28 UTC
inb4 stealth nerf high sec thread

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

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Deka Ekato
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-04-04 09:01:13 UTC
Big smile Funny. Nice job. Big smile
Eyrun Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-04-04 09:13:35 UTC
Really well done.

I can see what you see not - vision milky then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone - whispering their hidden song.
Serene Repose
#7 - 2014-04-04 09:18:39 UTC
Ew. Don't quit your day job.

2 Yawns (and an apology to Stevie Wonder) yaaAAAAWWWwwnnn...yawn.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Chicken Pizza
One-man Armada
#8 - 2014-04-04 09:27:33 UTC
Thanks for all the positive feedback, guys! I have very little experience with audio engineering, so the most love it got was background noise removal and a volume reduction in a rather loud segment.

I'm sure it could use some serious tweaking, but it can only become so good when you are using a secondary crappy headset mic ghetto-rigged to a box, which is also propped up on yet another box just to be level with your face. When I get a proper studio-type microphone and find an alternative to soundproofing a bedroom with duffel bags(perhaps my tiny closet would work to this extent), I'll be able to make much better quality recordings.

Also, I do love me some stealth nerf high-sec threads, bring 'em on!
Chicken Pizza
One-man Armada
#9 - 2014-04-04 09:29:23 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Ew. Don't quit your day job.

2 Yawns (and an apology to Stevie Wonder) yaaAAAAWWWwwnnn...yawn.


What if I don't like my day job? Can I have yours?
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#10 - 2014-04-04 09:30:03 UTC
Gotta respect that you had the courage to do it.

I liked it +1
Serene Repose
#11 - 2014-04-04 09:32:20 UTC
Chicken Pizza wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
Ew. Don't quit your day job.

2 Yawns (and an apology to Stevie Wonder) yaaAAAAWWWwwnnn...yawn.


What if I don't like my day job? Can I have yours?
I doubt it. See. I'm a professional singer, and studio producer. Maybe you should find a day job.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Chicken Pizza
One-man Armada
#12 - 2014-04-04 09:36:35 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Chicken Pizza wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
Ew. Don't quit your day job.

2 Yawns (and an apology to Stevie Wonder) yaaAAAAWWWwwnnn...yawn.


What if I don't like my day job? Can I have yours?
I doubt it. See. I'm a professional singer, and studio producer. Maybe you should find a day job.


Congrats, I'm a professional bullcrap detector, and your lack of evidence to supplement your claim has caused my anus to sigh disapprovingly.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2014-04-04 10:48:59 UTC
+1 for the singing and bonus points for sighing anus.

Miss being new to Eve :(

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#14 - 2014-04-04 11:10:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Well done. You have more guts than I have to do something like that, though your voice is also about a million times more in tune than I would be.

Nice lyrics too.
Anslo
Scope Works
#15 - 2014-04-04 12:38:18 UTC
I'm hitting like more than once but it won't give more likes...WHY WON'T IT GIVE MORE LIKES!!?

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Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#16 - 2014-04-04 13:13:21 UTC
Chicken Pizza wrote:
Congrats, I'm a professional bullcrap detector, and your lack of evidence to supplement your claim has caused my anus to sigh disapprovingly.



+1 Nice.


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