Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Motto: INTERNET SPACESHIPS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS

Imperial Trojan Remnants [ITREM] are recruiting! What does this mean for you? It means a lot!

Do you like to shoot rocks? WE GOT ROCKS. ("Jesus Christ Varla. They're not rocks, they're asteroids." -Darias Kehl) Do you like to kill NPCs? WE GOT RATS. You have actual rats that need to be killed? WE KNOW A GUY. You want to kill people? You should probably seek a mental health professional. You want to PvP? WE GOT STUFF YOU CAN SHOOT AT. You want Ops? WE GOT OPS. BLACK, MINING, FLEET, CORVETTE, BACON, GANGS, ROAMS, MORE BACON- Take your pick. You want an awesome sounding corp name and ticker? Well, the alliance name sounds cool, so we got that going for us, at least.

What sort of AWESOME THINGS can we provide you, the capsuleer who has read this far?

• Friendly atmosphere.
• PvE. Rats and Rocks.
• PVP in High / Low / Nullsec (Small Gang).
• Training and guidance for newer players.
• Laughter, tears, and love. But mostly the first two, usually the second caused by doing the first too much.
• The opportunity to MAKE IT RAIN ISK! Not literally. CCP is still working on a literal ISK fountain. So I've heard.

What do we want in a pilot, in exchange for being in a BADASS CORP?

• Some experience. We're looking for about.... A couple metric tons of Skill Points. (~5M+)
• The ability to shoot at people. Whether it's at Reds in a combat ship, or at Blues in a Logi, expect to be a part of fleets/PvP.
• Someone who lives on the planet Earth. We mean this in both a Timezone sense, and in a normal, casual, intelligent sort-of-way.
• A sense of humor. Tolerance of bad jokes at the least, the ability to laugh and/or make us laugh is a plus.
• Full API. The NSA already knows about your time in the Furries Anon corp. Accept it. Embrace it. And seriously, we do need this.
• The desire to enjoy themselves, the game, and things in general.
• Teamspeak 3 with a working mic. And the ability to speak English. Preferably. Accents welcome, especially if you're female. ;D

If any of this interests you, please drop either myself (The Amazing and Talented "Varla Blaydes") or Darias Kehl an EVEMAIL, start a Private Conversation, or join our ITREM - Public channel. Random applications will be graded on your avatars fashion sense and returned to you within 6-8 weeks. If none of this interests you, then remember: You will never get this time back.

ITREM is still looking! This means you, random capsuleer! JOIN TODAY!

Where are you guys based out of?