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What do the New Eden capsuleers eat?
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Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club
#1 - 2011-11-30 15:53:04 UTC
Well, now we have an anwser to that question.

The gallente CQ anwsered it! Capsuleers eat "Protein Delicacies". A new product created purely for our enjoyment after we get all the pod goo off of us!

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn251/karsun15/protein.jpg

Since I can't post images, there is the link.

Do you think it's bad that we eat that? What are our health concerns regarding consumption of that food only? Does it react well if you eat ONLY that?

And the most important question is - will it taste good with coffee? Are there any health risks involved?

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Grukni
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-11-30 15:58:48 UTC
The funny thing is they are illegal in Gallente Space.
Mirabi Tiane
#3 - 2011-11-30 16:03:36 UTC
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#4 - 2011-11-30 16:10:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Morganta
frosted fonts

is that yogurt? there too?

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Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#5 - 2011-11-30 16:29:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Renan Ruivo
Long-limb roes.

I eat fancy.

Macro Media wrote:

INGREDIENTS:

4 Long-limb Roe leg quarters (legs with thighs)
1/3 Armarian Wheat cup flour
salt and pepper
2 tablespoons butter
1 medium onion, quartered, sliced
1 can or jar Long-Limb Roe gravy (about 1 1/2 cups)
4 potatoes, diced
1 pound canned or frozen cooked cut green beans, drained
PREPARATION:

With a sharp knife, cut Long-limb Roe drumsticks from thighs at joints to separate. Combine Armarian Wheat flour with 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Coat Long-limb Roe with flour mixture. Heat butter in a heavy deep skillet or Caldari oven; brown Long-Limb Roe pieces, turning to brown both sides. Add onion and cook until lightly browned. Stir in gravy and 2/3 cup water. Simmer for 35 minutes, or until Long Limb Roe is tender. Add potatoes and simmer for 15 minutes longer, just until tender. Add drained green beans and simmer until heated through. Taste and add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 4.

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Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club
#6 - 2011-11-30 18:50:52 UTC
Grukni wrote:
The funny thing is they are illegal in Gallente Space.


Is it? Haha, that must be a mistake by CCP in this case... Unless they think we'r all criminals?

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Darrow Hill
Vodka and Vice
#7 - 2011-11-30 18:54:32 UTC
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-11-30 18:55:41 UTC
I got one of those protein delicacies out of a storage container in a blood raider plex somewhere in kador. I thought it disgusting so I went back to slurping down my pod goo.
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Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club
#9 - 2011-11-30 18:55:42 UTC
Darrow Hill wrote:
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I'll stick with the protein delicacies... Thanks...

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Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club
#10 - 2011-11-30 18:57:10 UTC
J3ssica Alba wrote:
I got one of those protein delicacies out of a storage container in a blood raider plex somewhere in kador. I thought it disgusting so I went back to slurping down my pod goo.


Capsuleer! That is outrageous. Pod goo is not only bad for your health... Think - what do you do with all your biological needs when you'r in the pod? It's not like you've got a pipe shoved down your backside to suck it all out...

And remember what they say - you are what you eat!

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arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#11 - 2011-11-30 19:06:19 UTC
i have a protein delicacy for you
Reeno Coleman
#12 - 2011-11-30 19:29:47 UTC
There's a bajillion ashtrays in the Gallente CQ, but nothing to eat.... and of course no cigarettes (:
Sadayiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-11-30 19:48:59 UTC
OUTRAGEOUS that ppl always forgot the Sacri-delicious Amarrios
Vircomore Amilupar
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-11-30 19:55:57 UTC
We eat nothing but pizza.

Proof:

A.D. 2011 - Pizza Sauce declared a vegetable.

A.D. 2035 - All bovine diseases eliminated. Pasteurization defunct. Cows genetically modified to directly produce cheese.

A.D. 2055 - Pizza crust found to be highly resistant to deep space radiation. Other foods rendered unedible after travel outside solar system.

A.D. 3080 - Planet discovered in Orion constellation, home to entire race of sentient sardines.

A.D. 10439 - Great Pepperoni Famine. Outer Reaches colonists forced to endure mushroom for 300 years.

A.D. 15387 - Scientists finally complete mapping of Pizza Genome. Create first successful Pizza clone - quickly eaten before able to be named.

Y.C. 0 - CONCORD narrowly avoids cancellation of treaty discussions by ordering delivery.
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#15 - 2011-11-30 21:10:50 UTC
Dr Karsun wrote:
Well, now we have an anwser to that question.

The gallente CQ anwsered it! Capsuleers eat "Protein Delicacies". A new product created purely for our enjoyment after we get all the pod goo off of us!


Quote:
Kaylee: Hope you like it. Couldn't get ahold of no flour, so it's mostly protein. In fact, it's pretty much what we just had for dinner.
-- Firefly, Episode 'Out of Gas'.

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