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Sending flowers...

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-03-16 23:03:59 UTC
What I'd really like to see in the Nex Store, since it looks like the "floodgates" to monetization and microtransactions are heading from trickle to flood anyway, is the ability to send FLOWERS and sympathy bouquets to those dearly de-podded and/or simply in need a few Lilies to freshen up the CQ.

Oh, and include the option to include a "sympathy note".

Now, I know some of you are saying "OMG, the potential for smack here borders on abuse." So what ? Like that doesn't happen anyway, and let's not be casting the first stone, mmmmmmkay ? P

I'd argue for urns and ashes as well, but hey, spray cans of that "New Pod Smell" will have to do. Blink

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Prie Mary
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-03-16 23:08:52 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
What I'd really like to see in the Nex Store, since it looks like the "floodgates" to monetization and microtransactions are heading from trickle to flood anyway, is the ability to send FLOWERS and sympathy bouquets to those dearly de-podded and/or simply in need a few Lilies to freshen up the CQ.

Oh, and include the option to include a "sympathy note".

Now, I know some of you are saying "OMG, the potential for smack here borders on abuse." So what ? Like that doesn't happen anyway, and let's not be casting the first stone, mmmmmmkay ? P

I'd argue for urns and ashes as well, but hey, spray cans of that "New Pod Smell" will have to do. Blink



Im still waiting for my flying mount and loot pets

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Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-03-16 23:10:27 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
What I'd really like to see in the Nex Store, since it looks like the "floodgates" to monetization and microtransactions are heading from trickle to flood anyway, is the ability to send FLOWERS and sympathy bouquets to those dearly de-podded and/or simply in need a few Lilies to freshen up the CQ.

Oh, and include the option to include a "sympathy note".

Now, I know some of you are saying "OMG, the potential for smack here borders on abuse." So what ? Like that doesn't happen anyway, and let's not be casting the first stone, mmmmmmkay ? P

I'd argue for urns and ashes as well, but hey, spray cans of that "New Pod Smell" will have to do. Blink


This sounds like a neat idea. On the flip side of flowers, I think it would also be fun to send someone a decapitated horse head.
Prie Mary
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-03-16 23:13:58 UTC
Divine Entervention wrote:

This sounds like a neat idea. On the flip side of flowers, I think it would also be fun to send someone a decapitated horse head.



How about a Log in a box (wood log) - not as dirty as it sounds


To represent "the logs show nothing"

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Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-03-16 23:16:46 UTC
Prie Mary wrote:
Divine Entervention wrote:

This sounds like a neat idea. On the flip side of flowers, I think it would also be fun to send someone a decapitated horse head.



How about a Log in a box (wood log) - not as dirty as it sounds


To represent "the logs show nothing"


so like,

My stick in a box?
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#6 - 2014-03-16 23:34:40 UTC
Oh Fel Oops You shouldn't have.

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Praetor Meles
Black Mount Industrial
Breakpoint.
#7 - 2014-03-17 00:15:51 UTC
Prie Mary wrote:
How about a Log in a box (wood log)


How about a Log in a box (human faeces)?

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#8 - 2014-03-17 00:19:45 UTC
Flowers and e-cards are a very good idea. Totally worth aurum! We could create whole new careers for players who wish to design them and have CCP vet them for a fee.

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Anomaly One
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-03-17 00:24:00 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=281989

Psychotic Monk for CSM9 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 you want content in highsec? vote Monk
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-03-17 01:45:45 UTC
Flowers is a good idea, but send a girl a ship preloaded with pew pew and ammo if you really wanna get on her good side..

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#11 - 2014-03-17 08:19:41 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
What I'd really like to see in the Nex Store, since it looks like the "floodgates" to monetization and microtransactions are heading from trickle to flood anyway, is the ability to send FLOWERS and sympathy bouquets to those dearly de-podded and/or simply in need a few Lilies to freshen up the CQ.

Oh, and include the option to include a "sympathy note".

Now, I know some of you are saying "OMG, the potential for smack here borders on abuse." So what ? Like that doesn't happen anyway, and let's not be casting the first stone, mmmmmmkay ? P

I'd argue for urns and ashes as well, but hey, spray cans of that "New Pod Smell" will have to do. Blink



Ow

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#12 - 2014-03-17 08:39:49 UTC
I want to send gorilla grams.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Miles Parabellum
Zealots of Bob
#13 - 2014-03-17 09:11:27 UTC
Really cool idea.
I also want to be able to place a dead fish on a newspaper on a player's door step next time he enters his quarters (on the inside, of course, since the key cards seem to be defective in some strange way).

Vanity QQ-extration, loyalty and intimidation items...
That might actually get me to purchase aurum o.O
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#14 - 2014-03-17 11:12:36 UTC
Nice idea. I would actually pay aurum for this on the occasion of not getting a gf in local from my victim.

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#15 - 2014-03-17 11:18:36 UTC
I want to be able to gank miners with a tinfoil pirate hat than send them flowers to further troll them out of rage mode.
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#16 - 2014-03-17 13:26:33 UTC
Wouldn't you have to, well, dock to get these things? Wormholers wouldn't get to enjoy any of these things. Selfish people.
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#17 - 2014-03-17 13:39:11 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
What I'd really like to see in the Nex Store, since it looks like the "floodgates" to monetization and microtransactions are heading from trickle to flood anyway, is the ability to send FLOWERS and sympathy bouquets to those dearly de-podded and/or simply in need a few Lilies to freshen up the CQ.

Oh, and include the option to include a "sympathy note".

Now, I know some of you are saying "OMG, the potential for smack here borders on abuse." So what ? Like that doesn't happen anyway, and let's not be casting the first stone, mmmmmmkay ? P

I'd argue for urns and ashes as well, but hey, spray cans of that "New Pod Smell" will have to do. Blink



No need for flowers, just send this link and all is forgiven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u0EL_u4nvw
Christian Lionbate
Atlas Mining And Logistics Company
#18 - 2014-03-17 13:43:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Christian Lionbate
Nothing says I love you quite like a bunch of pansies Lol
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#19 - 2014-03-17 14:30:41 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Felicity Love wrote:
What I'd really like to see in the Nex Store, since it looks like the "floodgates" to monetization and microtransactions are heading from trickle to flood anyway, is the ability to send FLOWERS and sympathy bouquets to those dearly de-podded and/or simply in need a few Lilies to freshen up the CQ.

Oh, and include the option to include a "sympathy note".

Now, I know some of you are saying "OMG, the potential for smack here borders on abuse." So what ? Like that doesn't happen anyway, and let's not be casting the first stone, mmmmmmkay ? P

I'd argue for urns and ashes as well, but hey, spray cans of that "New Pod Smell" will have to do. Blink



No need for flowers, just send this link and all is forgiven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u0EL_u4nvw



or, alternatively.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

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EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-03-17 15:27:19 UTC
Would rather send a burning bag of dog poop.
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