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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#1 - 2014-03-15 04:34:38 UTC
The recent rash of "EVE sucks, people are mean" threads has been very enjoyable.

So many people are upset that EVE is not a sunny themepark full of rainbows, teddybears, and lollipops.

Please continue whatever you are doing to attract these people with misguided expectations.

Yours truly,

EVE players everywhere

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J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-03-15 05:10:41 UTC
Ooh, article of an MMO on the news.

Must be another WoW like MMO, let's try it.

Oh, these people are harsh, let's whine, rage etc etc

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Mara Denais
Mara Denais Tax Evasion
#3 - 2014-03-15 05:12:56 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
The recent rash of "EVE sucks, people are mean" threads has been very enjoyable.

So many people are upset that EVE is not a sunny themepark full of rainbows, teddybears, and lollipops.

Please continue whatever you are doing to attract these people with misguided expectations.

Yours truly,

EVE players everywhere


As usual, your contribution is useless.
Tanuki Kittybeta
Ripperoni in Pepperoni
#4 - 2014-03-15 05:37:44 UTC
Mara Denais wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
The recent rash of "EVE sucks, people are mean" threads has been very enjoyable.

So many people are upset that EVE is not a sunny themepark full of rainbows, teddybears, and lollipops.

Please continue whatever you are doing to attract these people with misguided expectations.

Yours truly,

EVE players everywhere


As usual, your contribution is useless.


I like it :(
Mara Denais
Mara Denais Tax Evasion
#5 - 2014-03-15 05:49:06 UTC
Tanuki Kittybeta wrote:
Mara Denais wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
The recent rash of "EVE sucks, people are mean" threads has been very enjoyable.

So many people are upset that EVE is not a sunny themepark full of rainbows, teddybears, and lollipops.

Please continue whatever you are doing to attract these people with misguided expectations.

Yours truly,

EVE players everywhere


As usual, your contribution is useless.


I like it :(


Why? Players always whine and complain. There is nothing unusual or remarkable going on here. The only thing here is the OP's remarkable need for attention.

(and yes, i'm guilty of giving the sad and whiny OP some sad sad external validation).
Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2014-03-15 08:30:30 UTC
Where is my dungeon finder and where are the raids for epic loot!?

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Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#7 - 2014-03-15 09:32:30 UTC
Sentamon wrote:
Where is my dungeon finder and where are the raids for epic loot!?


Try Curse region, the last 'raid' in there was a great 'succes'. People were livid about it!

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Serene Repose
#8 - 2014-03-15 09:35:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
Erotica 1 wrote:
The recent rash of "EVE sucks, people are mean" threads has been very enjoyable.

So many people are upset that EVE is not a sunny themepark full of rainbows, teddybears, and lollipops.

Please continue whatever you are doing to attract these people with misguided expectations.

Yours truly,

EVE players everywhere
I have to hand it to you. You're fast becoming the record holder for most useless posts.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#9 - 2014-03-15 09:41:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Serene Repose wrote:
I have to hand it to you. You're fast becoming the record holder for most useless posts.

I think you're being a bit harsh to the many other people that only contribute useless posts.

They deserve that award, not Erotica1. Why does she keep winning all the time?

I post useless crap everyday. I work hard at it too. Why can't I win?
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-03-15 09:51:47 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
I have to hand it to you. You're fast becoming the record holder for most useless posts.

I think you're being a bit harsh to the many other people that only contribute useless posts.

They deserve that award, not Erotica1. Why does she keep winning all the time?

I post useless crap everyday. I work hard at it too. Why can't I win?

because Ero1 is a scammer. So he scammed you out of it

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Ralen Zateki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2014-03-15 10:35:36 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
I have to hand it to you. You're fast becoming the record holder for most useless posts.

I think you're being a bit harsh to the many other people that only contribute useless posts.

They deserve that award, not Erotica1. Why does she keep winning all the time?

I post useless crap everyday. I work hard at it too. Why can't I win?



This is what's wrong with Eve's community. Everyone should try to make profoundly coherent posts like.... like....

Damn, I lost my train of thought.


Mmmmm..... caaaake.
Suned
PTUSHNIKI
Hell March.
#12 - 2014-03-15 11:03:14 UTC
CCP Market department, best department?
I don't believe this
Kudos12345
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-03-15 11:05:26 UTC
I am looking forward to the introduction of Space Orcs to this game
ashley Eoner
#14 - 2014-03-15 11:12:46 UTC
J'Poll wrote:
Ooh, article of an MMO on the news.

Must be another WoW like MMO, let's try it.

Oh, these people are harsh, let's whine, rage etc etc

People are harsh in every game.