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So, how much do these implants usually go for?

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Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-03-10 17:22:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Doireen Kaundur
Shocked

implants

I cant find them on the market.Ugh

EDIT: They must be faction implants, huh?

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#2 - 2014-03-10 17:28:39 UTC
Quality thread. Would read again.

And I believe those implants are available from an illegal backdoor doctor in Thebeka.

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Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#3 - 2014-03-10 17:40:34 UTC
Doireen Kaundur wrote:
Shocked

implants

I cant find them on the market.Ugh

EDIT: They must be faction implants, huh?



Very few respectable physicians are willing to handle or install those kinds of assets.

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The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2014-03-10 17:50:59 UTC
While im not able to inform you as to where to aquire these implants, I am willing to volunteer to be in the QA testing process after their installation.

...You know..just to make sure that youre happy with them. I will be taking some pictures during the process as well..for feedback purposes for the manufacturer...

While were on the subject, I do sell some accessories for those implants. May I suggest you try the pasty tassels?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Baneken
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#5 - 2014-03-10 17:52:08 UTC
Hard to say as I haven't seen any basketballs for sale in EVE.
Markku Laaksonen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-03-10 17:54:29 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Quality thread. Would read again.

And I believe those implants are available from an illegal backdoor doctor in Thebeka.

BlinkBig smile


lol backdoor

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Salvos Rhoska
#7 - 2014-03-10 17:54:55 UTC
Love the back-breaking chest thrust.

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Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-03-10 18:05:10 UTC
Markku Laaksonen wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Quality thread. Would read again.

And I believe those implants are available from an illegal backdoor doctor in Thebeka.

BlinkBig smile


lol backdoor



the doctor is also a proctologist Blink

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Erin Crawford
#9 - 2014-03-10 18:20:27 UTC
helps coz... you know... gate bouncing and minmatar ships don't come with airbags! Harharhar! Blink

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#10 - 2014-03-10 18:28:29 UTC
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Paxx Mandragoran
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-03-10 22:50:03 UTC
Batelle wrote:



Very few respectable physicians are willing to handle or install those kinds of assets.


I'm not a doctor, but I would be willing to handle those assets Pirate
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12 - 2014-03-10 23:42:59 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
There is a very sound reason why implants like the ones you are hinting at are not found on the market. As the capsuleer body is grown in a clone vat, there is no need for these kinds of implants. They're all natural baby!...Blink

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