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EVE Parody: I like to gank it!

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Liafcipe9000
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#1 - 2014-03-10 11:02:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
So I only got this idea this morning. I've gotten into suicide ganking and I like it, so today I came up with the idea to turn "I Like To Move It" from the movie Madagascar into an EVE Parody.
Now some words were hard to adapt so I left them there in brackets so that people could help find a suitable replacement.
and now without further delay:
____________________________________________________
I like to gank it, gank it
I like to gank it, gank it
I like to gank it, gank it
Ya like ta... GANK IT!

All miners all ova de world! original (king/queen) [insert singer's name here] pon ye case man!
I love how all the miners are lose their barges.
And when ya lose ye barges, u gonna do it nice, n' sweet, n' tearsy, arrite?

Miner ya cute n you don't need no shield tank
original cute bargey mek a ganker undock
Miner ya cute n you don't need no shield tank
original cute bargey mek a ganker undock
Miner! physically fit, physically fit, physically physically physically fit, (x2)
Miner!

{Miner yer nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship pon de roid belt that a big Veldnaughtic
Miner yer nice, sweet, butthurtastic
Big ship pon de roid belt that a big Veldnaughtic} x2
Miner!

I like to gank it, gank it
I like to gank it, gank it
I like to gank it, gank it
Ya like ta... GANK IT!

Miner ya cute n you don't need no shield tank
original cute bargey mek a ganker undock
Miner ya cute n you don't need no shield tank
original cute bargey mek a ganker undock
{Miner! physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit} (x2)
Miner!

T1 drones - pon ya ship a mek ganker undock
shield boosta - pon ya ship a mek ganker undock
mine veldspar - pon ya ship a mek ganker undock
(scratch this line)

{Miner ya nice la-sers and ya nice ship
make me flip and start warp-in
Miner yer nice, and butthurtastic
Big ship pon de roid belt that a big Veldnaughtic}(x2)
Pew! Pop! Pew! Pop! Pew! Pop! Pew! Pop!

I like to gank it gank it
he like to gank it gank it
she like to gank it gank it
you like to GANK IT!

we like to gank it gank it
you like to gank it gank it
I like... oh I did "I", have I done "I"? did I do "I like"? I think I did "I like"... "we"? what about "we"? "they"? "they", I did "they" as well...

oh I got it I got it I got a new one... uh "them"? uh did I say "them" or not?
Them like to mov.. I gonna say "them".
Them like to gank it gank it!
we like to gank it gank it!

uhm wait there's gotta be another one... we... we, no, oh US!
can we do "us like to"?
US LIKE TO GANK IT GANK IT
that's the one... like to gank it gank it!
us like to gank it gank it
us like to gank it gank it
us like to GANK IT!
gank it! gank iiiiiiiiiiit! gank it gank it gank it! gank it!

Okay then... while you're here, i wanna just tell ya a little story.
this little story that my CEO used to tell me, he was the king as well.
my toon was born... probably about 200mil SP ago, over by that station over there, yeah.
And I remember, things changed a lot. in those days, in New Eden, it wasn't so competitive, y'know?
It wasn't all about iskies and who's got the best killboard,
and what fits are you using,
and who's got the most sov on the map ya know,
those days it was just me and a couple of friends ya know, doing the spaceship boogie ya know...

SPACESHIP BOOGIE! SPACESHIP BOOGIE!
woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop! gank it!

You really think this is ever gonna end, right? cuz it won't...

3
2
1
Ganked!

not bad eh? nice killmail! I like it.
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What do you guys think?
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#2 - 2014-03-10 11:16:43 UTC
I think that you should sing it and put it on youtube. If you're unsure about your signing capabilities try to pitch it to Cearul Music. Good Job.
djentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
CODE.
#3 - 2014-03-10 11:17:20 UTC
It has potential.

Find someone that can sing and I'll do the audio and mastering :)
Liafcipe9000
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#4 - 2014-03-10 11:20:10 UTC
djentropy Ovaert wrote:
It has potential.

Find someone that can sing and I'll do the audio and mastering :)

isn't this what this thread is for? lol iduno ¯\_(^.o)_/¯
Salvos Rhoska
#5 - 2014-03-10 11:29:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
How about a rendition of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" to the line of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

"I like bling ships, and I cannot lie!
You other gankers can't deny!
When a girl warps in with a billion ISK ship
And her modules in your face
You get locked, wanna pull out your pod,
'Cause you notice that ship was stuffed
Deep in the rigs she's wearing"

cba with the rest.
Liafcipe9000
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#6 - 2014-03-10 11:32:57 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
How about a rendition of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" to the line of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

"I like bling ships, and I cannot lie!
You other gankers can't deny!
When a girl warps in with a billion ISK ship
And her modules in your face
You get locked, wanna pull out your pod,
'Cause you notice that ship was stuffed
Deep in the rigs she's wearing"

cba with the rest.

... nah Pirate
hydraSlav
Synergy Evolved
#7 - 2014-03-10 13:47:28 UTC
You realize this song isn't "from the movie Madagascar". This song is from 1994
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-03-10 15:43:08 UTC
Don't quit your day job.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

Serene Repose
#9 - 2014-03-10 15:45:54 UTC
Thanks for lending credibility to my theory that the IQ of western civilization's offspring is taking a nosedive into the toilet.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Vyl Vit
#10 - 2014-03-10 15:49:25 UTC
You're sure you don't mean "yank it"? I mean, you do suicide gank miners, right?

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.

Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#11 - 2014-03-10 15:53:19 UTC
hydraSlav wrote:
This song is from 1994


...a time long ago, before the internet had everything; before Google became its God.
Salvos Rhoska
#12 - 2014-03-10 16:01:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
Serene Repose wrote:
Thanks for lending credibility to my theory that the IQ of western civilization's offspring is taking a nosedive into the toilet.


I take it... you are a westerner then?

Do you prefer this fine eastern alternative?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4cr1MjCAav4

*Courtesy flussshhhhhhhh!*
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-03-10 16:23:17 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
"I Like To Move It"from the movie Madagascar


When were you born?

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.

Salvos Rhoska
#14 - 2014-03-10 16:29:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
For our newfriends, here's the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyx4v1QFzhQ

Featuring asses. Lots of asses.
(Not as many as my Sir Mix-A-Lot idea, but still. considerable assage)
Liafcipe9000
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#15 - 2014-03-10 17:33:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Eram Fidard wrote:
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
"I Like To Move It"from the movie Madagascar


When were you born?

Apparently sooner than you, since you didn't think of the options that I heard the original, or maybe the fact that I chose to adapt this special version of King Julian FROM THE MADAGASCAR MOVIE, instead of the original by R2R.

Serene Repose wrote:
Thanks for lending credibility to my theory that the IQ of western civilization's offspring is taking a nosedive into the toilet.

how so?

Pok Nibin wrote:
Don't quit your day job.


Software Testing and QA isn't as exciting as adapting a song to EVE Online.

Vyl Vit wrote:
You're sure you don't mean "yank it"? I mean, you do suicide gank miners, right?


AFK autopiloters with PLEX in the cargo are not as abundant as I thought... P

anyway, OP lyrics edited. if anyone has anything to add to the song - send me an EVE mail right away! Blink
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-03-10 17:42:57 UTC
Sir, you have waaaay too much time on your hands.


(but it was fun to read)Blink

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#17 - 2014-03-10 17:45:46 UTC
It sounds like someone was listening in on my private TeamSpeak...because I spontaneously sang something similar to this about 3 weeks ago....



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

embrel
BamBam Inc.
#18 - 2014-03-10 17:46:17 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Thanks for lending credibility to my theory that the IQ of western civilization's offspring is taking a nosedive into the toilet.


Nah you're confusing intelligence with the fact that we have too much time nowadays, which is proven by your reply. And mine.
Liafcipe9000
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#19 - 2014-03-10 17:49:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Doireen Kaundur wrote:
Sir, you have waaaay too much time on your hands.


(but it was fun to read)Blink

The time wasn't originally on my hands, see, I did this while fooling my boss by pretending to work.

you might say that I...

( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

GANKED time...

(...I'll show myself out)
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-03-10 18:01:54 UTC
I must need help.Sad

While reading yoursong, I kept picturing Miley Cyrus twerking to the beat.

Yes...Im sick.Oops

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