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Help Goblin Defeat Goons by Giving Him Trillions

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Meilandra Vanderganken
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2014-03-05 09:12:12 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
My personal prediction is that he raises more funds begging for donations than he ever made trading, and the greed will set in and he will walk off with a few hundred billion or so.

But I could be wrong. What does everyone think about his donation drive?


Well, knowing Goblin, anything is possible. I still applaud him for the project though. Free shooting at stuff is always good in my book.
Bumsicle Wedgie
Doomheim
#42 - 2014-03-05 11:18:30 UTC
This thread is terrible.

Can we get a lock please?

I have milk, cookies and a signed flyer from Billy Graham's last show for the ISD who gets in first.
Joseph Soprano
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2014-03-05 12:38:58 UTC
Its a good job the goons aren't bothered about Gevlon or else they might make a really lame post in the forums.

Also nice to see the goon highsec branch to drop in for moral support, hi Professor Clio.
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2014-03-05 13:42:26 UTC
What am I, chopped liver? :P

I was thinking about this. We know that Marmite frequently declared war vs the CFC in the past. The only difference now is that they do it all the time, and it's free since someone is paying for them.

So... what are they doing with the extra money? Knowing Tora, he's not going to spend it on quafe and exotic dancers. No, he's using the money he used to spend on goons wardecs on *other* wardecs. Wardecs on enemies of the CFC. Wardecs on small high-sec industrial corps.

Ironically, the high-sec grr goons crowd is one that often has to deal with Marmite attacks! Thank you Gevlon for making things for high-sec industrialists worse.

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#45 - 2014-03-05 15:02:00 UTC
Louis Robichaud wrote:
So... what are they doing with the extra money? Knowing Tora, he's not going to spend it on quafe and exotic dancers.


Well, at the moment, he appears to be spending it on hilariously overpriced killrights Blink
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2014-03-05 15:10:11 UTC
Aralyn Cormallen wrote:
Louis Robichaud wrote:
So... what are they doing with the extra money? Knowing Tora, he's not going to spend it on quafe and exotic dancers.


Well, at the moment, he appears to be spending it on hilariously overpriced killrights Blink


I'm intrigued... Please do share

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#47 - 2014-03-05 20:48:58 UTC
Louis Robichaud wrote:
Aralyn Cormallen wrote:
Louis Robichaud wrote:
So... what are they doing with the extra money? Knowing Tora, he's not going to spend it on quafe and exotic dancers.


Well, at the moment, he appears to be spending it on hilariously overpriced killrights Blink


I'm intrigued... Please do share

tora bought a 10b killright on a goon scythe (the killright was sold by his own alt) during a poco repping op, we suspect because he can't count that many zeroes and assumed it was 10m

he then failed to even get on the km

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2014-03-05 22:15:16 UTC
Weaselior wrote:

tora bought a 10b killright on a goon scythe (the killright was sold by his own alt) during a poco repping op, we suspect because he can't count that many zeroes and assumed it was 10m

he then failed to even get on the km


I'm calling bullshit on that story little buddy, everyone knows you can't activate killrights from the jita undock, unless said poco repping went on there?

Do try to cry harder, it's making the sun shine over here Cool

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#49 - 2014-03-06 00:54:45 UTC
Wait, why is he crying?
Rumini
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2014-03-06 01:32:44 UTC
Leigh Akiga wrote:
This campaign is really taking its toll now, with waffe offering double reimbursement for peacetime and wartime losses and giving plex to top peformers while ushering its members into titans and supercaps.

I guess its back to Syndicate for us What?



No worries. We can share hangars and swap stories!! It'll be great!! You guys are into goatse right?
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#51 - 2014-03-06 02:03:51 UTC
Charles Case wrote:
Wait, why is he crying?
Don't mind Danalee. He is really bad at trolling, the example here being the old "call any response tears" thing. That's a Marmite go-to right now.

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Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2014-03-06 02:52:14 UTC
Wow Lucas you don't have to leave a trail of tears all over this thread.

Did i do that right? Is that how this idiocy works?
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#53 - 2014-03-06 05:25:29 UTC
Both this thread, and Mr Goblin, have gone past their useby date, and should be (humanely and thoughtfully) disposed of.

Also, Grr Goons.

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Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2014-03-06 05:30:21 UTC
Erotica 1's prediction came true - sort of. Based on his last blog entry, people are apparently donating billions to him. There is even a list.

I'll remind our readers that putting bounties on RvB members is very effective.

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Enya Dorne
#55 - 2014-03-06 07:11:35 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Both this thread, and Mr Goblin, have gone past their useby date, and should be (humanely and thoughtfully) disposed of.

Also, Grr Goons.

I know, but it gives me something to read in C&P otherwise it is mostly boring.. Grr
Joseph Soprano
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2014-03-06 07:15:39 UTC
'I'll remind our readers that putting bounties on RvB members is very effective. '

However when the goon slaves finally realise they been taken for a ride and decide that defending goon assets wasn't the greatest idea they may want to join a truly 'highsec' organisation such as the Lemminings. The departing RvB members should not be burdened with bounties.

Btw dispite Louis' glowing endorsement of Erotica 1 I would advise caution to the RvB members who take advantage of Erotica's isk doubling. Perhaps I should let Louis explain how goons are not to be trusted or perhaps he has some form of referral fee going on?
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2014-03-06 08:50:07 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Charles Case wrote:
Wait, why is he crying?
Don't mind Danalee. He is really bad at trolling, the example here being the old "call any response tears" thing. That's a Marmite go-to right now.


Observations, by Danalee;

Your tears, they are delicious.
I'm really bad at trolling and I don't even lift.
Talking with your alts is sad.
10 Bux and a couple of months is all it takes, you are doing it wrong.

Don't mention it, it's on the house.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#58 - 2014-03-06 09:38:30 UTC
Louis Robichaud wrote:
Erotica 1's prediction came true - sort of. Based on his last blog entry, people are apparently donating billions to him. There is even a list.

I'll remind our readers that putting bounties on RvB members is very effective.



Damn, why didn't I think of this? It's basically an ISK doubling scam. Give token amounts of ISK to a holding corp which "hurts" Goons.

Display green killboard as proof of success.

Collect donations for the cause greatly in excess of my own personal investments and never pay for another ship or PLEX out of my own pocket again.


Why didn't I think of this sooner!?

Whole Squid: Get Inked.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#59 - 2014-03-06 10:25:12 UTC
Louis Robichaud wrote:
Erotica 1's prediction came true - sort of. Based on his last blog entry, people are apparently donating billions to him. There is even a list.

I'll remind our readers that putting bounties on RvB members is very effective.
But no bounties on me! I want to stay bounty free forever!

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#60 - 2014-03-06 10:32:20 UTC
Arkady Romanov wrote:
Louis Robichaud wrote:
Erotica 1's prediction came true - sort of. Based on his last blog entry, people are apparently donating billions to him. There is even a list.

I'll remind our readers that putting bounties on RvB members is very effective.



Damn, why didn't I think of this? It's basically an ISK doubling scam. Give token amounts of ISK to a holding corp which "hurts" Goons.

Display green killboard as proof of success.

Collect donations for the cause greatly in excess of my own personal investments and never pay for another ship or PLEX out of my own pocket again.


Why didn't I think of this sooner!?
Don't forget to add: Insult the very group you swear to be protectng.

Gevlon claims to be doing this because high sec carebears he likes and how goons are all evil and stuff (and not because he applied for goons and god laughed at). But then when it's questioned why Marmite, the group he now leads, wardecs random high sec groups, and in fact does a LOT more damage to high sec carebears than goons ever will his response is:
Gevlon wrote:
yes Marmite might wardec Joe Jim and Jack who mine in a corp and dream of one day affording an Orca. But they are unlikely be able to donate anyway.
So if you can;t donate, then you are scum and his alliance will declare war on you because you don't matter.

By the way, does anyone know, when is Tora officially handing over the CEO position, or is Gevlon just staying in an NPC corp and leading from there?

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