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Announcement: Sacrifice of 1,000,000 Slaves to God

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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#81 - 2014-03-04 20:25:23 UTC
"Look at me! I am evil and harsh and orthodox and all that!"

May I suggest we all just, well, don't look? As in, at this thread? Best way to protect those he kills for attention is to not pay attention.

Else
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#82 - 2014-03-04 21:30:41 UTC
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
"Look at me! I am evil and harsh and orthodox and all that!"

May I suggest we all just, well, don't look? As in, at this thread? Best way to protect those he kills for attention is to not pay attention.

Else

And yet here you are.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#83 - 2014-03-04 23:03:06 UTC
TomHorn wrote:
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I would gladly consider him a valid target in the warzone.


Pieter we are both military men, Civire, Caldari loyalists. Our politics are slightly different. Im a Caldari nationalist, i supported Heths reforms. Heth lost his fight to keep power and make his reforms. Ive joined the militia, ive earned the rank of Brigader General, im still loyal to the State. Lets not let things escalate to this, where we consider each other a valid target. We may not agree on everything but who does.

Awoxers in the militia Pieter are the worst kind of capsuleer you can come accross. I want to be clear with you on this Pieter is that what you are suggesting. If you came across me in the war zone in the Caldari militia you would consider awoxing me.


Maker's breath, Horn-haan, I didn't mean YOU. You're a law abiding State citizen, holding a valid commission in the Militia and despite disagreeing with your politics, it's certainly your winds-given right to hold your beliefs. I wouldn't dream of firing upon YOU unless you fired upon me or mine first. Even then I'd rather disengage than actually destroy your ship.

I'm talking about Naupilus. His membership in the 24th IC certainly doesn't protect him from my launchers - something Fweddit remind me of monthly with their attacks on State Protectorate pilots.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#84 - 2014-03-04 23:15:56 UTC
Good to know that I can buy my way into paradise with the deaths of a couple million slaves. Just one question though, does your God do layaway, or do I have to sacrifice them all at once?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
TomHorn
Horn Brothers Holdings Inc.
#85 - 2014-03-05 00:01:53 UTC
I misconstrued one of your ealier transmissions Tuulinen-Haan. Im glad that is cleared up Pieter. We are Civire, brothers in arms,i feel the same way as you, i wouldnt of wanted to fire upon you or yours.

I know all about Fweddit. Fweddit pilot who tried that with me, made a mistake picking on me. I waded into him, spilled his blood.
All Caldari love to fight, all real Caldari love the sting of battle.

May the winds blow strong for you and yours Tuulinen-Haan.
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#86 - 2014-03-05 00:17:33 UTC
TomHorn wrote:
All Caldari love to fight, all real Caldari love the sting of battle.

Hey, some Intaki do too!!

Like me! Especially when I'm flyin' with my Achuran family.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#87 - 2014-03-05 00:33:27 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Good to know that I can buy my way into paradise with the deaths of a couple million slaves. Just one question though, does your God do layaway, or do I have to sacrifice them all at once?


God does not accept sacrifices from everyone. He will accept my sacrifice because it was offered by a pure heart with the most noble of intentions — returning the holy Amarr Empire to the bloody conquest and Reclaiming that the Lord God has commanded of us.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#88 - 2014-03-05 00:44:03 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Good to know that I can buy my way into paradise with the deaths of a couple million slaves. Just one question though, does your God do layaway, or do I have to sacrifice them all at once?


God does not accept sacrifices from everyone. He will accept my sacrifice because it was offered by a pure heart with the most noble of intentions — returning the holy Amarr Empire to the bloody conquest and Reclaiming that the Lord God has commanded of us.

Got it pure heart, conquest, noble intentions, and bloody reclamation. Actually, I really don't want to dwell there forever, how many slaves for a timeshare, and do I still need the pure heart and all that?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#89 - 2014-03-05 01:07:30 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Good to know that I can buy my way into paradise with the deaths of a couple million slaves. Just one question though, does your God do layaway, or do I have to sacrifice them all at once?


God does not accept sacrifices from everyone. He will accept my sacrifice because it was offered by a pure heart with the most noble of intentions —


By that logic I'm now officially a saint.

From now on, you shall refer to me as Frederick the Divine and end every sentence with "your saintliness"

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#90 - 2014-03-05 02:22:52 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Good to know that I can buy my way into paradise with the deaths of a couple million slaves. Just one question though, does your God do layaway, or do I have to sacrifice them all at once?


God does not accept sacrifices from everyone. He will accept my sacrifice because it was offered by a pure heart with the most noble of intentions —


By that logic I'm now officially a saint.

From now on, you shall refer to me as Frederick the Divine and end every sentence with "your saintliness"

ALL HAIL HIS SAINTLYNESS, FREDERICK THE DIVINE!Smile


Now, about the cost of that timeshare....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#91 - 2014-03-05 03:08:25 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Got it pure heart, conquest, noble intentions, and bloody reclamation. Actually, I really don't want to dwell there forever, how many slaves for a timeshare, and do I still need the pure heart and all that?


Yes. And there's no timeshares; the only alternative to Paradise is glorifying the Amarr God forever by your eternal destruction in Hell.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#92 - 2014-03-05 03:16:10 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Got it pure heart, conquest, noble intentions, and bloody reclamation. Actually, I really don't want to dwell there forever, how many slaves for a timeshare, and do I still need the pure heart and all that?


Yes. And there's no timeshares; the only alternative to Paradise is glorifying the Amarr God forever by your eternal destruction in Hell.

Ah, I already own stocks in that venture. I was looking to expand my holdings. I suppose I'll have to take over paradise by force then.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Slave A00073078
Northern Raven Reconnaissance Syndicate
#93 - 2014-03-05 05:44:02 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Yes. And there's no timeshares; the only alternative to Paradise is glorifying the Amarr God forever by your eternal destruction in Hell.


Don't you have to die first to go to hell? Cause you know, immortality and all that.
Lucien Rouen
#94 - 2014-03-05 05:46:23 UTC
Wee bit of a nutter, this one.
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#95 - 2014-03-05 07:49:26 UTC
Slave A00073078 wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Yes. And there's no timeshares; the only alternative to Paradise is glorifying the Amarr God forever by your eternal destruction in Hell.


Don't you have to die first to go to hell? Cause you know, immortality and all that.


Just because you don't die when you get killed a few times, it doesn't follow that you're immortal in the way that you think.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#96 - 2014-03-05 08:11:55 UTC
I'm tempted to hope that the more barbaric treatment of slaves in the Empire (of which this man's actions are emblematic) lasts long enough that Nauplius has the opportunity to die and be reborn as one of them himself.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#97 - 2014-03-05 12:22:19 UTC
Bryen Verrisai wrote:
I'm tempted to hope that the more barbaric treatment of slaves in the Empire (of which this man's actions are emblematic) lasts long enough that Nauplius has the opportunity to die and be reborn as one of them himself.


There is no reincarnation — you've got one shot, Paradise or Abaddon. I'm going to the former.
Astera Zandraki
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
#98 - 2014-03-05 12:31:53 UTC
I'd rather be in the latter, high-fiving the big bad as I surf on a lake of FIRE! Hey, at least he rocks out.
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2014-03-05 18:34:54 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Bryen Verrisai wrote:
I'm tempted to hope that the more barbaric treatment of slaves in the Empire (of which this man's actions are emblematic) lasts long enough that Nauplius has the opportunity to die and be reborn as one of them himself.


There is no reincarnation — you've got one shot, Paradise or Abaddon. I'm going to the former.

How do you know that reincarnation isn't just one looooong continuous "shot"?

Or maybe there's a set number, and when you lose your last life God tallies up all your good lives against your bad ones. So you probably get an odd number of lives (to avoid a tie). I'm gonna guess... twenty-seven? Twenty-seven sounds about right.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#100 - 2014-03-06 00:45:14 UTC
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