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Bounties ruined my face

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Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#21 - 2014-03-01 03:33:38 UTC
Now that is one gorgeous hunk of man.
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Sister of Pain
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-03-01 03:37:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Sister of Pain
Its always fun to see how far the character creator can be pushed , or molested in this case. Shocked

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Em arr Roids
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2014-03-01 04:16:50 UTC
Funny thing is, most eve players actually do look like the op in RL. Blink
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#24 - 2014-03-01 04:19:31 UTC
You look fine to me. :-*

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Manny Moons
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#25 - 2014-03-01 15:39:29 UTC
Gajin Sensei wrote:
So recently some griefer put a bounty on me and now there's a huge ugly "WANTED" sign across my beautimous face...

A serious post deserves a serious answer. Re-customize, zoom your face a little smaller, and raise it up a little so the griefer cannot hide your beauty.


Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#26 - 2014-03-01 16:07:58 UTC
Careful. Ugly person troll thread! Quite a line of suckers so far!

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

Don Aubaris
#27 - 2014-03-01 17:22:17 UTC
They always tell me that anyones problem is a business opportunity in Eve.
So here we go :


Tired of that red banner on your face?
You once thought it was cute and outstanding but now find it boring?
And you are tired of running into half-assed generic gate camps to get rid of it?
Then we have the solution for you : DroneCloneClear


Indeed. You read it right. Our customer-friendly service DroneCloneClear is the solution to get your face unblocked.

For just 100 million you will get an appointment in one of our exclusive salons where drones are working night and day to get the job done. And because we are customer-friendly you will get 50% back if RL concerns prevent you from making it to the appointment. If you change your mind while you are at the appointment, you will get 60% back. (*)


How does DroneCloneClear works, you ask? You bring a bunch of your most expensive fitted ships and DroneCloneClear will cure your face (**). We will destroy ship after ship until the job is done. (***)

Because we are not greedy and destroyed ships drop loot of course, you are entitled for further reductions of your service fee. 50% of the price of the drops will be substracted from the service fee. Indeed. You read it right. If you bring expensive enough ships this service could cost you no fee at all! (****)

But there is more : if you are so an obnoxious person that the red banner is back within 24hours of treatment, you get a 20% discount on the next treatment.

DroneCloneClear! Clear up your face now! Call now! Operators are standing by.


Small print :
(*) in both cases the bounty must be the same as when the appointment was made. You can understand that we cannot tolerate you using our competitors services while having an appointment with us.
(**) DroneCloneClear will not be legally responsible for what is actually hiding behind the banner. If you do not like the result, DroneCloneClear will put a 100.000 banner back. The customer comes first at DroneCloneClear!
(***) while you have the option to cancel before the treatment starts, any action on your part during the treatment, either defensive or aggressive, will stop the treatment and your fee will be forfeit.
(****) only applicable when our salvage ship returns to a station safely.
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#28 - 2014-03-01 17:38:43 UTC  |  Edited by: EvEa Deva
He has more chins than the Serenity server.
Qweasdy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-03-01 17:43:32 UTC
Thread of the year? As in this is the only thread that's made me literally laugh out loud, y'all can have some internet forum pixel likes.

This is a terrible thread. As such, it's locked. - CCP Falcon

Abyss Azizora
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2014-03-01 17:45:10 UTC
So you created this thread for the sole purpose of getting people to bump your wanted bounty level?

Well you did one hell of a job at it I must admit, it worked on me.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#31 - 2014-03-01 17:56:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
EvEa Deva wrote:
He has more chins than the Serenity server.


Myth.

"Chin" is not even in the top 10 of common Chinese names in China, nor in the US. There is a slightly higher percentage of Chins in the US as Chinese immigrants who could not write their names in English were assigned the abbreviated "Chin" for Chinese.

But it's still not that many. I don't think I ever even encountered a "Chin" living 17 years in San Fran, and it's got the highest concentration of Chinese outside the mainland.

ed: if anything, in San Fran it's Li or Lee

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Your Dad Naked
Doomheim
#32 - 2014-03-01 18:00:35 UTC
EvEa Deva wrote:
He has more chins than the Serenity server.

Best and worst comment of the month. Lol
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#33 - 2014-03-01 18:03:50 UTC
Abyss Azizora wrote:
So you created this thread for the sole purpose of getting people to bump your wanted bounty level?

Well you did one hell of a job at it I must admit, it worked on me.



Once the bounty is at 3 B, he'll just Biomass Big smile

Actually, I'm not sure what happens to Bounty when biomassed. I do know an ancient DevBlog said half the bounty amount is returned if "the account is inactive for a lengthy time", but they would never answer how long.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Salvos Rhoska
#34 - 2014-03-01 18:13:36 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
EvEa Deva wrote:
He has more chins than the Serenity server.


Myth.

"Chin" is not even in the top 10 of common Chinese names in China, nor in the US. There is a slightly higher percentage of Chins in the US as Chinese immigrants who could not write their names in English were assigned the abbreviated "Chin" for Chinese.

But it's still not that many. I don't think I ever even encountered a "Chin" living 17 years in San Fran, and it's got the highest concentration of Chinese outside the mainland.

ed: if anything, in San Fran it's Li or Lee


So... Then his comment was correct.

You sort of rode off into the sunset on an implication there.
Clementina
The Scope
#35 - 2014-03-01 18:15:55 UTC
In all seriousness, maybe a person who has a bounty on them should be able to choose where the word 'Wanted' appears on their picture. Maybe some like it on the bottom like it is now, others would want it on top, or even down the left or right side.

Maybe a Font type choice also. Font size too, but maybe a minimum font size so that people won't use a 1pt font so their bounty is unnoticed.
Kalen Vox
Veyr
The Veyr Collective
#36 - 2014-03-01 18:57:11 UTC
I have to say, your portrait is pretty impressive.
Ralen Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2014-03-01 20:41:34 UTC
The horrror... the horror....

http://youtu.be/DL2DScAhRVI
Seven Koskanaiken
Guerillas in the Mist
Outlanders United
#38 - 2014-03-01 21:01:39 UTC
You're beautiful
No matter what they say
Woooords won't bring you down, bring you down, today
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Intergalactic Space Scorpions
The Babylon Consortium
#39 - 2014-03-01 21:30:03 UTC
Hands up everyone who put additional bounty on the OP due to this post :)
Themanfromdalmontee
EVE RADIO ARMY
#40 - 2014-03-01 21:32:10 UTC
I'd tap him whats the problem? :P