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Doomheim 924
Doireen Kaundur Doomheim Likes received: 924	#21 - 2014-03-01 03:33:38 UTC Now that is one gorgeous hunk of man. _[center]For your Freighter sized shipping needs, contact _[u]Lord Chanlin[/u]. _ Fast, affordable, reliable service._ https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Lord%20Chanlin[/center]

The Scope Gallente Federation 20
Sister of Pain The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 20	#22 - 2014-03-01 03:37:47 UTC \| Edited by: Sister of Pain 5 Its always fun to see how far the character creator can be pushed , or molested in this case. Pain is inevitable, but the suffering is optional. This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. Locked. - CCP Falcon

Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 23
Em arr Roids Imperial Academy Amarr Empire Likes received: 23	#23 - 2014-03-01 04:16:50 UTC 5 Funny thing is, most eve players actually do look like the op in RL.

Division 13 40,203
Candi LeMew Division 13 Likes received: 40,203	#24 - 2014-03-01 04:19:31 UTC You look fine to me. :-* 🍌 Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching... "I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

University of Caille Gallente Federation 196
Manny Moons University of Caille Gallente Federation Likes received: 196	#25 - 2014-03-01 15:39:29 UTC Gajin Sensei wrote: So recently some griefer put a bounty on me and now there's a huge ugly "WANTED" sign across my beautimous face... A serious post deserves a serious answer. Re-customize, zoom your face a little smaller, and raise it up a little so the griefer cannot hide your beauty.

Doomheim 696
Pok Nibin Doomheim Likes received: 696	#26 - 2014-03-01 16:07:58 UTC Careful. Ugly person troll thread! Quite a line of suckers so far! The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

Don Aubaris

Likes received: 140

#27 - 2014-03-01 17:22:17 UTC

They always tell me that anyones problem is a business opportunity in Eve.
So here we go :

Tired of that red banner on your face?
You once thought it was cute and outstanding but now find it boring?
And you are tired of running into half-assed generic gate camps to get rid of it?
Then we have the solution for you : DroneCloneClear

Indeed. You read it right. Our customer-friendly service DroneCloneClear is the solution to get your face unblocked.

For just 100 million you will get an appointment in one of our exclusive salons where drones are working night and day to get the job done. And because we are customer-friendly you will get 50% back if RL concerns prevent you from making it to the appointment. If you change your mind while you are at the appointment, you will get 60% back. (*)

How does DroneCloneClear works, you ask? You bring a bunch of your most expensive fitted ships and DroneCloneClear will cure your face (**). We will destroy ship after ship until the job is done. (***)

Because we are not greedy and destroyed ships drop loot of course, you are entitled for further reductions of your service fee. 50% of the price of the drops will be substracted from the service fee. Indeed. You read it right. If you bring expensive enough ships this service could cost you no fee at all! (****)

But there is more : if you are so an obnoxious person that the red banner is back within 24hours of treatment, you get a 20% discount on the next treatment.

DroneCloneClear! Clear up your face now! Call now! Operators are standing by.

Small print :
(*) in both cases the bounty must be the same as when the appointment was made. You can understand that we cannot tolerate you using our competitors services while having an appointment with us.
(**) DroneCloneClear will not be legally responsible for what is actually hiding behind the banner. If you do not like the result, DroneCloneClear will put a 100.000 banner back. The customer comes first at DroneCloneClear!
(***) while you have the option to cancel before the treatment starts, any action on your part during the treatment, either defensive or aggressive, will stop the treatment and your fee will be forfeit.
(****) only applicable when our salvage ship returns to a station safely.

Doomheim 478
EvEa Deva Doomheim Likes received: 478	#28 - 2014-03-01 17:38:43 UTC \| Edited by: EvEa Deva 7 He has more chins than the Serenity server.

Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde 100
Qweasdy Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde Likes received: 100	#29 - 2014-03-01 17:43:32 UTC Thread of the year? As in this is the only thread that's made me literally laugh out loud, y'all can have some internet forum pixel likes. This is a terrible thread. As such, it's locked. - CCP Falcon

Viziam Amarr Empire 195
Abyss Azizora Viziam Amarr Empire Likes received: 195	#30 - 2014-03-01 17:45:10 UTC So you created this thread for the sole purpose of getting people to bump your wanted bounty level? Well you did one hell of a job at it I must admit, it worked on me.

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

Likes received: 114,583

#31 - 2014-03-01 17:56:06 UTC | Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor

EvEa Deva wrote:

He has more chins than the Serenity server.

Myth.

"Chin" is not even in the top 10 of common Chinese names in China, nor in the US. There is a slightly higher percentage of Chins in the US as Chinese immigrants who could not write their names in English were assigned the abbreviated "Chin" for Chinese.

But it's still not that many. I don't think I ever even encountered a "Chin" living 17 years in San Fran, and it's got the highest concentration of Chinese outside the mainland.

ed: if anything, in San Fran it's Li or Lee

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Doomheim 162
Your Dad Naked Doomheim Likes received: 162	#32 - 2014-03-01 18:00:35 UTC 1 EvEa Deva wrote: He has more chins than the Serenity server. Best and worst comment of the month.

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

Likes received: 114,583

#33 - 2014-03-01 18:03:50 UTC

Abyss Azizora wrote:

So you created this thread for the sole purpose of getting people to bump your wanted bounty level?

Well you did one hell of a job at it I must admit, it worked on me.

Once the bounty is at 3 B, he'll just Biomass Big smile

Actually, I'm not sure what happens to Bounty when biomassed. I do know an ancient DevBlog said half the bounty amount is returned if "the account is inactive for a lengthy time", but they would never answer how long.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Salvos Rhoska

Likes received: 3,071

#34 - 2014-03-01 18:13:36 UTC

Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:

EvEa Deva wrote:

He has more chins than the Serenity server.

So... Then his comment was correct.

You sort of rode off into the sunset on an implication there.

PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent

Clementina

University of Caille

Likes received: 197

#35 - 2014-03-01 18:15:55 UTC

In all seriousness, maybe a person who has a bounty on them should be able to choose where the word 'Wanted' appears on their picture. Maybe some like it on the bottom like it is now, others would want it on top, or even down the left or right side.

Maybe a Font type choice also. Font size too, but maybe a minimum font size so that people won't use a 1pt font so their bounty is unnoticed.

Veyr The Veyr Collective 35
Kalen Vox Veyr The Veyr Collective Likes received: 35	#36 - 2014-03-01 18:57:11 UTC I have to say, your portrait is pretty impressive.

Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 195
Ralen Zateki Imperial Academy Amarr Empire Likes received: 195	#37 - 2014-03-01 20:41:34 UTC The horrror... the horror.... http://youtu.be/DL2DScAhRVI

Shadow Legions. Insidious. 1,764
Seven Koskanaiken Shadow Legions. Insidious. Likes received: 1,764	#38 - 2014-03-01 21:01:39 UTC You're beautiful No matter what they say Woooords won't bring you down, bring you down, today

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 2
hegheghegheg Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 2	#39 - 2014-03-01 21:30:03 UTC Hands up everyone who put additional bounty on the OP due to this post :)