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Probably the most funny EVE Mail I have ever seen.
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Sister of Pain
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-03-01 03:25:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Sister of Pain
I thought bounties were only about getting that "WANTED" banner plastered across your face.

Pain is inevitable, but the suffering is optional.

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#22 - 2014-03-01 03:28:56 UTC
A bounty!

Better drink your own ****!

...
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-03-01 05:02:39 UTC
Noxisia Arkana wrote:
Specter Tsero wrote:
Behold, It is I. Fear my empty threats and bounties that I cant actually afford. Lol Can't blame noob for trying though.


You can't start out a scamming pro. +1, good first steps.

Edit: Lesson 1, the bounty system only scares players that have played less then a month or haulers.


There is a bit of irony in the bounty system. Back when it was revised there were or was a person or group of people on the caldari side of faction warfare that kept throwing bounties on our alliance.

A complete waste of isk I would say. People that were shooting at as were going to shot at us already regardless of the bounty.
Rastafarian God
#24 - 2014-03-01 06:20:29 UTC
The only thing bounties are good for is making you wonder why your wallet is flashing after you just killed someone.

Gets me every f-ing time.

Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2014-03-01 08:09:26 UTC
Probably the funniest thing about blobbing the hell out of some poor saps is the notifications you recieve informing you of your share.... 5430 isk, oh my!


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Sable Moran
Moran Light Industries
#26 - 2014-03-01 15:08:24 UTC
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
What are bounties?


They're sub par chocolate bars.

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Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#27 - 2014-03-01 16:09:50 UTC
"...most funny...." = "funniest" HOWEVER,

I think "pathetic" is the word you're searching for here.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
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