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Noob Mercs (PHAIL) Lowsec/FW, Noob Friendly PVP
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Picnic Audene
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-08-15 02:03:20 UTC
Do you guys have any rules/standards in terms of playtime? In addition to newbro status, I also have newdad status (as of 13 weeks ago) and this tends to crop up suddenly and without warning!

Also, I'm skilling logi/support (always the healer) and wondering if there's a place for that in your blobs, or if kamikazi derptron is a better plan. Just want to have a good time, don't care about dying or ratios or any of that.
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#22 - 2013-08-15 23:33:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Nubbin King
Picnic Audene wrote:
Do you guys have any rules/standards in terms of playtime? In addition to newbro status, I also have newdad status (as of 13 weeks ago) and this tends to crop up suddenly and without warning!

Also, I'm skilling logi/support (always the healer) and wondering if there's a place for that in your blobs, or if kamikazi derptron is a better plan. Just want to have a good time, don't care about dying or ratios or any of that.


Our pilots come from all walks of life, some with busy families that can only play a few hours a week, and some with no lives that spend 18 hours a day playing eve in their basements while getting drunk and viewing eye bleach (among other things) on their in-game browser.

We accept both, and those who fall somewhere in between, with open arms.

For logi, we always need more frig logi pilots. Many militia fleets we join have need of the more advanced cruiser logi, usually of the armor variety.
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-09-01 13:48:46 UTC
Noob mercs are quickly becoming a force in their own right. We now boast over 160 pilots. Unironically, when bad people bring nasty alpha tornados to harass our friends in larger ships, our atron gangs will chase them from the stars or eat them alive.

Fun Fact: It's almost impossible for an aplha artillery tornado to hit an atron in motion. Relying on distance to give them time for escape, unwary tornado pilots sometimes underestimate the speed of the Atron in closing this distance. Given the weak tanks of attack battlecruisers, even a single atron once in range can often kill this battlecruiser all by itself, even in the hands of a low SP pilot. It is for this reason that smart ABC pilots will warp at the first sign of our frigate gangs. While they can often alpha kill cruisers and some other battlecruisers, they are completely ineffective against us.
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#24 - 2013-09-08 15:53:05 UTC
Our philosophy of PvP in this corp is to Fly Fearless. Don't know what that is?

Have a read on FunkyBacon's Blog http://funkybacon.blogspot.com/2013/09/fly-fearless.html and learn all about how we view space slap fests. Noob Merc's pilot Xiderpunk is featured as a 1 month old noob who solo killed someone 12 times his age.

Once you're done reading, head over to our in-game channel, Banana Public, and ask to talk to a recruiter!
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#25 - 2013-09-20 01:08:54 UTC
166 Noobs derping it up with us right now. A bunch are looking at promotion into the alliance proper at the end of this month. Could be you next month!

Come talk to us in Banana Public if you'd like to know more!
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#26 - 2013-10-02 01:26:07 UTC
Another record month for us, most kills in a month we've ever had at 816, a positive k/d ratio with "only" 470 losses, and we missed 90% ISK efficiency by only 0.3%

More noobs and reforming carebears are joining us every day, our numbers are legion. Come find out why in Banana Public!
Braydor Dimaloun
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2013-10-02 02:20:57 UTC
When you say New players ready for PVP what do you mean exactly?
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#28 - 2013-10-03 01:07:08 UTC
Braydor Dimaloun wrote:
When you say New players ready for PVP what do you mean exactly?

We have 2 types of new players:

1. Actual new players with very basic skills, usually under 2m skill points and just getting into eve.
2. Players who are just new to PVP, usually carebears looking to change things up a little bit. People who have been mining or running missions and other forms of PVE, who want to get into blowing ships up that belong to other players.
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#29 - 2013-11-03 04:35:41 UTC
Our Newbros seem to fair far better than the Newbros in many other, better known, Newbie friendly corps. The difference? Mentors who actually know WTF they're teaching, who have years of experience fighting solo and in small gangs. You just can't beat a quality education, come talk to one of our recruiters and learn what the difference is.

In game channel "Banana Public"
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#30 - 2013-11-19 18:04:48 UTC
New expansion means newbies flying around looking for purpose in life. If you have the guts, we have the purpose. Swing by in-game channel Banana Public and say hello!
Grim Hood
Doomheim
#31 - 2013-12-05 14:52:02 UTC
Nubbin King wrote:
Remember Boo the hamster? We're pretty big on doing things for great justice too. Like going for the eyes.


Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! REEYAAAAAH! *squeak*squeak*squeak*

A Good Death Is It's Own Reward
Orion Darkclaw
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2013-12-05 15:58:02 UTC
Grim Hood wrote:
Nubbin King wrote:
Remember Boo the hamster? We're pretty big on doing things for great justice too. Like going for the eyes.


Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! REEYAAAAAH! *squeak*squeak*squeak*


From the looks of it Poor grim has met BOO already.
1 eye down 1 eye to go
Grim Hood
Doomheim
#33 - 2013-12-06 22:18:53 UTC
Orion Darkclaw wrote:
Grim Hood wrote:
Nubbin King wrote:
Remember Boo the hamster? We're pretty big on doing things for great justice too. Like going for the eyes.


Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! REEYAAAAAH! *squeak*squeak*squeak*


From the looks of it Poor grim has met BOO already.
1 eye down 1 eye to go


Yar =(

A Good Death Is It's Own Reward
Jacob Padecain
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#34 - 2014-01-14 22:24:01 UTC
Noob Mercs got in on that massive t2/faction battleship fleet welp. Nothing feels more satisfying than killing stupidly expensive wormhole ships while sitting in a 2mil isk frigate.
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#35 - 2014-02-07 01:01:02 UTC
For those of you newbros just getting into Eve for the first time, wanting to get into PVP in a freindly environment supported by PVP veterans, there has never been a better time to have a chat with one of our recruiters. Join the in-game channel Banana Public and ask for Charlie!
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#36 - 2014-02-20 02:34:50 UTC
I think the last time I posted something in here about our numbers we were at 166.

230 is the number as of today, with newbros joining us daily. This is a great time to PHAIL in lowsec.
Nubbin King
Doomheim
#37 - 2014-02-24 02:35:57 UTC
Someone just pointed out to me that we're presently ranked 47 on battleclinic out of all corps in game for PVP. I didn't even know we were on the list, but wow... do you have any idea how hard it is to get on the top 100 PVP corp list?

Yeah.... Noobs... ranked 47th in Eve for PVP.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/rankings.php?type=corp&recent=true
Charlie Firpol
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2014-03-04 11:47:08 UTC
Yeah, we basically just had our best month ever. #43 now on that list, whatever that means.

The Butcher of Black Rise - eve-radio.com
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