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Roast of Polska Kielbasa - Tasty treat or master baiter.....

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Polska Kielbasa
Minmatar Brotherhood
#1 - 2014-02-16 19:49:12 UTC
in eager anticipation of the lovely comments some will post i'm already ROFLMAO
Never forget    Never forgive
Eran Mintor
Marathon Drinkers
#2 - 2014-02-16 21:16:32 UTC
Is one of the anticipated comments "who are you, and why should we care?"?
Dread Operative
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#3 - 2014-02-16 21:39:18 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Is one of the anticipated comments "who are you, and why should we care?"?

Not empty quoting.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Shadow Cartel
#4 - 2014-02-16 22:33:24 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Is one of the anticipated comments "who are you, and why should we care?"?



I would guess it is the only anticipated comment.
WooMen ShuwOdair Odunen
American Made Inc.
#5 - 2014-02-16 23:53:41 UTC
Polska Kielbasa wrote:
in eager anticipation of the lovely comments some will post i'm already ROFLMAO

Dude there's something on your face, Cool

If it's in **EVE **, then i probably shot at it at least once.

Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#6 - 2014-02-16 23:54:08 UTC
Polska Kielbasa.

Ground up meat, stuffed in a casing, grilled, and eaten.

Yep. Sounds about right.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"

Ragnar STS
Arcane Odyssey
Electus Matari
#7 - 2014-02-17 00:01:42 UTC
Polska Kielbasa

The only guy to ever decide he didn't want an ewar ship in his fleet.

That is like denying the slightly high drunk emo girl access to your party. Just because you don't intend to do something with her, at least you should let her in so that you can giggle at her actions. Who doesn't want crazy eye candy? That guy.
Balshem Rozenzweig
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-02-17 08:33:23 UTC
is this about the incoming EU ban of smoked meat? If it is so - I strongly support polska kielbasa. Eat your chemical food yourself, EU.

"NUTS!!!" - general McAuliffe

ALUCARD 1208
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-02-17 09:38:58 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Is one of the anticipated comments "who are you, and why should we care?"?



......
Toraa Claw
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-02-18 00:17:54 UTC
Arrow Polska off his meds again....

Gotta love our crazy CEO...

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#11 - 2014-02-18 02:22:05 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Polska Kielbasa... how do you make a joke out of a joke? How can you write insults on someone who already has ink all over his blank face? How do you abuse someone that already flogs himself with flea infested ropes he calls hair each time he looks up at you from under the desk?

This is Polska we are talking about... how can you roast someone who looks like he is drenched in the collective manlove of the EVE-O forums? You can't. And just thinking about it puts out the fire in my loins too!
Zarnak Wulf
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
#12 - 2014-02-18 03:08:11 UTC
On the plus side he does come with his own bullseye for you to shoot at..... Wait, did Shah just mention his loins..... so out of here...
PhoenixKiara
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2014-02-18 21:55:45 UTC
polska is my online bf forever, i <3 u polska
Deen Wispa
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-02-18 22:16:51 UTC
Ragnar STS wrote:
Polska Kielbasa

The only guy to ever decide he didn't want an ewar ship in his fleet.

.


My kinda guy :)

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .

Almiel
Dark Venture Corporation
#15 - 2014-02-19 01:34:16 UTC
Meh. Came in here expecting nothing. .. STILL left disappointed.
Polska Kielbasa
Minmatar Brotherhood
#16 - 2014-02-19 18:40:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Polska Kielbasa
ShahFluffers wrote:
Polska Kielbasa... how do you make a joke out of a joke? How can you write insults on someone who already has ink all over his blank face? How do you abuse someone that already flogs himself with flea infested ropes he calls hair each time he looks up at you from under the desk?

This is Polska we are talking about... how can you roast someone who looks like he is drenched in the collective manlove of the EVE-O forums? You can't. And just thinking about it puts out the fire in my loins too!


Best one so far... I just might turn this into a contest and reward with in game iskies.....
Never forget    Never forgive
Polska Kielbasa
Minmatar Brotherhood
#17 - 2014-02-20 21:03:12 UTC
1 mil? 10 mil? 100 mil? a bil?????
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Polska Kielbasa
Minmatar Brotherhood
#18 - 2014-02-21 16:14:15 UTC
Well, looks like folks like to read this string but very few posts so I will let it fade away...... javascript:insertsmiley('Pirate','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_pirate.png')
Never forget    Never forgive
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#19 - 2014-02-22 03:12:04 UTC
Not many people have the culinary talents to roast properly. Blink
Eran Mintor
Marathon Drinkers
#20 - 2014-02-22 03:39:38 UTC
Roasting sausage is a disservice to culinary arts.
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