Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Are you a bittervet and tired of the status quo in EVE Online? Tired of being “funnycatnamedoctrine” number four-hundred-and-fifty-six, pushing F1 to bash some structure that you couldn't give a crap about? Tired of renting space so some guy can RMT the ISK you made into a dacha on the Volga or Sava? Looking for that mythical unicorn of “small gang PvP?”

Or, are you new to EVE Online and looking to make the jump into nullsec combat? Want to be a part of the cool stories that you read about but don't know how to become a part of the action? Worried about getting ripped off or scammed like all the dirty, filthy highsec carebears say will happen? Sick of playing an MMO by yourself?

Look no further than Dirt Nap Squad my friends. The alcoholic, liver destroying, force of nature that is DNS is currently opening recruiting to all experience levels in EVE Online. Yes, THAT Dirt Nap Squad. . .the one that the Chair of the CSM is a member of as well as other EVE luminaries such as Wollari of DOTLAN or Mord Fiddle of EVE blogging renown.

DNS is an online gaming organization that dates back to the days when 75mhz Pentium processors ruled the earth and may have actually helped Al Gore invent the Internet, just to get an online match of Microsoft Aces over Europe going.

What we don't have is 99.89% of the autistic sperg bull-***** that most alliances have. We don't hold Sov. We don't, by in large, shoot at structures. The corp/alliance has nothing to steal because we are alliance poor and member rich. We don't meta and could not give two squirts of pee about the meta game. We don't have an arts and crafts requirement to join. We don't care about your in game skills or what ships you can fly or any of the ones and zeros that make up what most people think of online gaming.

Requirements: TS3, a headset or headphones, and be 21+ because we are not going to jail over contributing to the delinquency of a minor or your mom seeing the links that get passed around in alliance. Also, be capable of flying or be willing to train into a Stealth Bomber.

What we do have is an amazingly good time playing this game with (what I think) are some pretty awesome people. We have access to opportunities far beyond that 90% of the EVE alliances have to offer. We are also, not one trick ponies. We have a loose coalition of fellow space hillbillies, in the form of what we call the Five Families, that also share opportunities with us. The opportunities they present are opportunities to engage in and create content beyond our paradigm of Black Ops and clandestine warfare.

So, if you'd like a taste of the Kool-Aid, join the in game channel of Dirt Nap Admin. That's Dirt Nap Admin . . .

You have nothing to loose except your preconceptions on how to play EVE, and every thing to gain.

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