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Doge Captain
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-02-06 10:38:15 UTC
Guys this is serious.

I have become addicted to Somer Blink they hooked me in when I won a Rorqual with one ticket, Mostly it has been profitable but sometimes I go balls deep and lose billions in seconds and then go to bed with tears upon my breast vowing that I will never Blink again. Yes I know what you are thinking I am a pathetic gambler and worse than that I virtually gamble.. Which is x10 pathetic.

Allow me to get to my point.. My virtual life has spiraled out of control I used to have fun now I sit on the Station and allowed myself to be suckered out of my money. Hear my cry Somer, Ban my account and restore my virtual life and I will forever be in your debt.

TLDR; I'm a virgin neckbeard with gambling problems and want Somer to ban my account
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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#2 - 2014-02-06 10:43:23 UTC
If you live in the US - 1-800-BETS-OFF.

I would imagine they would love to hear about a virtual gambling addiction.

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Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
#3 - 2014-02-06 10:47:55 UTC
Don't feel bad, you said it yourself: you got hooked when you won a rorq on one ticket.
Gambling uses natural healthy awesome things in your brain to wreck your life.
Hate the addiction, pity the addict i say.
All those hisec local spammers for lotteries need to be removed.


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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-02-06 11:03:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelica Dreamstar
Well... stop playing. Every time you open the site, slap yourself really hard and bite your thumb so it hurts, telling yourself 'I am a gambler!'. I bet 500 Million ISK you're too weak for this.

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#5 - 2014-02-06 11:40:47 UTC
There is a house down in Doxdixie
they call the rising sun
And it's been the ruin of many a pilot
and me, oh God, I'm one.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-02-06 11:52:58 UTC
Remember that incident over SOMER Blink offering bonus credit for GTC sales? Well that was nothing, because YOOOOUUU have a gambling problem.

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Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-02-06 12:06:00 UTC
Let me help you.

1. Send me all your remaining isk and assets, so you can't put it into SOMER anymore.
2. Ask SOMER to ban your account (which they do on request).

(It would also work with just point 2, but you'd better be safe than sorry.)
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#8 - 2014-02-06 12:46:45 UTC
change/Delete your API keys

then block the following sites so you can no longer go back there.
https://community.eveonline.com/support/api-key/
http://cogdev.net/blink/

Either block them on your router, in IE or you can even edit your hosts file and point them to 127.0..0.1

problem solved
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#9 - 2014-02-06 14:21:45 UTC
Well... they always say the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem in the first place.
Billy McCandless
Zacharia Explorations Group
#10 - 2014-02-06 14:23:24 UTC
too much doge in dis thred

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Anomaly One
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-02-06 14:27:39 UTC
Doge Captain wrote:
I'm a virgin neckbeard with gambling problems and want Somer to ban my account


Did somer take your virginity away?
You can petition to get it back.

Just file it under Gameplay - Sansha's Incursions in progress.

Never forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sfaN8zT8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_ZjVyRxx4 Trust me, I'm an Anomaly. DUST 514 FOR PC
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#12 - 2014-02-06 15:03:18 UTC
Maybe if you give the rest of your isk to Somer CCP will reward them with more Stratios Emergency Responders as congratulations for being the best lottery.

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#13 - 2014-02-06 15:18:56 UTC
Quote:
5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

Thread locked.

If you really want to get banned from SomerBlink, you should probably send a mail to Somerset Mahm herself.

ISD LackOfFaith

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