Want Ads & Trades

(ISD LackofFaith said to duplicate this thread here and you guys can help me conduct serious business instead of attracting the GD trolls.)


Specifically, I need 3 that can fly an Avatar and 2 that can fly an Erebus.

A little over a month ago I purchased options to buy these ships, thinking I'd figure out the rest later, kind of like those real estate "gurus" promote on late night infomercials. The purchase prices in the contracts were very reasonable and the options only cost a few billion each.

I know a good number of titan pilots covering all 4 races, but the problem is they are all sitting in them now, other than one guy who is on vacation.

I just sold the fifth one, and delivery dates range from February 7th through the 14th (yes one is a Valetines gift for her husband lol.)

I need 5 guys that can sit in these ships for up to 2 weeks until the delivery dates. I will also need you to move them from various POSes in lowsec and NPC null to my alt corps' POSes.

I know from experience that most Titan pilots are honorable, but I have to protect myself of course, because this is a large risk by anyone's standards.

If you are interested, I will need an 80 billion isk deposit for each, which covers half my sales prices. Based on my cost, I can still turn a profit if 1 scams me and break even if 2 do, which are reasonable odds.

This offer pays 20 billion isk per pilot upon successful transfer to each buyer.

Thanks.

New scam idea every day. Props.

would be no problem to hold 1 or 2 titans for us, but only if you accept chribba as 3rd party for this trade...

but i think you wont ;)

Haha ... really scammers unstopable. I've just talked with him. He asked me to send 80bil isk to unknown third party. And he doesn''t accept Chribba and Darknesss. Unbeliavable, why CCP doesn't ban such forum posts?

Please do not. That is against the forum rules. You can post the fake wallet pic where you forgot to edit in the commas. This guy...lol The Marmite CEO Tora Bushido, The Wis, 3 other respected third parties from xxplease, and shadow cartel, a former spacemonkey CEO, and others including some respected null fcs were offered since the 2 escrows he asked for were busy. But this guy doesn't know anyone, living under a chunk of veldspar or something. I think he knew Chribba was busy and wanted me to just hand over the titans. I am not selling titans, I am asking for a deposit to help guard against scammers like this.

Please only serious inquiries. Scammers will be shown the door.

Look, if OP is a scammer or not does not matter, it leaves the depositer 80 billion isk deep in risk so it does not matter if it is a scam or not, it will be treated as the horrible investment it is.

If the chance of OP being a scammer is 1 in 2 or 50/50 as it is called, then the profit has to be over 80B.
It is as if you were offered to bet on a cointoss, if it costs 5 dollars to participate and you get 11 dollars if you win, then it is what's known as a damn fine bet. Because on average half will be losses, and half will be wins, and if you lose less than half of what you win then you win over time.
So what risk do you (OP) think your presentation looks like? 80 billion isk is something like 7 000 hours of ice mining, and you expect people to risk that, no less than 4 years work (one work year is about 1950 hours, including the 5 weeks paid vacation). Then you must provide extraordinary amounts of security.

EDIT: Think of it like this, how much stuff do you think you would have to go through in order for the Bank to trust you with 80 billion dollars? You know, if we look away from the banks that handed out money to everyone pre-2007.

Uhuh , we believe you ..



.. no really we do