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[T.CUP] The Tea Bank Thread
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Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#1 - 2014-01-29 17:04:16 UTC
I will start this thread by saying that, for most of you, there is nothing to see here. This thread is a continuation of another thread on another forum that now needs a new home. If you do not already know who or what Tea Bank is, you probably don't need to know and this thread probably isn't for you.

Now I've got that out of the way...

Quote:
Dividend from Tea Bank
From: Mrs Snaffle
Sent: 2014.01.29 16:14

Tea Bank may have credited your account as part of a total payout of 6,045,000,000.00 ISK to their shareholders. The amount awarded is based upon the number of shares you hold, in relation to the total number of shares issued by the corporation.

February Dividend

Total Dividend: 6.045B
Total Shares: 2,640
Dividend Per Share: 2,289,772

Investment: 131.5B
Investor Shares: 1,315
Investor Dividend (Isk): 3.011B
Investor Dividend (%): 2.23%

Net Asset Value (Estimated): 131.5B

Management Shares: 1,325
Management Dividend: 3.033B

Total Dividend History

November 2012: 5,500B *
December 2012: 6,000B
January 2013: 16,000B
February 2013: 6,000B
March 2013: 4,000B
April 2013: 3,200B
May 2013: 3,825B
June 2013: 3,000B
July 2013: 3,000B
August 2013: 8,380B
September 2013: 8,750B
October 2013: 3,902B
November 2013: 20,450B
December 2013: 14,086B
January 2014: 5,810B
February 2014: 6,045B

* When shares were first issued and the Tea Bank project moved from building it's NAV to paying monthly dividends.
flakeys
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-01-29 17:28:55 UTC
I'll have some of those earl grey bonds please ... Big smile

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#3 - 2014-01-29 17:47:45 UTC
flakeys wrote:
I'll have some of those earl grey bonds please ... Big smile

You can blame Blunter, TLEAFs illustrious, beloved and long retired leader, for the tea theme.

I'm sure most of us old garde MDers have roots in long dead alliances that we still shed a nostalgic tear for every now and then. TLEAF was that alliance for me. I saw it born, I helped lead it, I saw it die and when the time came I looted the body.
RAW23
#4 - 2014-01-29 18:16:18 UTC  |  Edited by: RAW23
Bad Bobby wrote:
I saw it born, I helped lead it, I saw it die and when the time came I looted the body.


Big smile

I feel a short public service announcement is necessary in case anyone new to these forums should mistakenly think Bobby is a respectable eve businessman: he's not. He is one of the most notorious thieves in the game and if you don't know his name you shouldn't be thinking about investing anything in anyone yet. However, Bobby is somewhat unique amongst eve's pantheon of great thieves in having remained somewhat respectable due to his gentlemanly demeanour and the fact that, unlike most of his fellows, he is not an ********. Just please don't add to the hundreds of billions he has already scammed via MD simply because the OP looks like an attractive ongoing business.

There are two types of EVE player:

those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#5 - 2014-01-29 18:37:45 UTC
RAW23 wrote:
I feel a short public service announcement is necessary in case anyone new to these forums should mistakenly think Bobby is a respectable eve businessman: he's not. He is one of the most notorious thieves in the game and if you don't know his name you shouldn't be thinking about investing anything in anyone yet. However, Bobby is somewhat unique amongst eve's pantheon of great thieves in having remained somewhat respectable due to his gentlemanly demeanour and the fact that, unlike most of his fellows, he is not an ********. Just please don't add to the hundreds of billions he has already scammed via MD simply because the OP looks like an attractive ongoing business.

I can't disagree with any of that.

In any case, I will not be touting for investors in this thread.

Tea Bank is a legacy project, essentially a pension fund for the ex-membership of In Tea We Trust. While the fund still grows and new investors continue to join the scheme long after the alliance disbanded, none of the eligible investors will need (or read) a sales pitch from me or a warning from you.

That's not to say I don't think your warning to potential ineligible investors is correct, wise, well meant and expected.

Big smile
RAW23
#6 - 2014-01-29 19:28:44 UTC
Bad Bobby wrote:


In any case, I will not be touting for investors in this thread.

Tea Bank is a legacy project, essentially a pension fund for the ex-membership of In Tea We Trust. While the fund still grows and new investors continue to join the scheme long after the alliance disbanded, none of the eligible investors will need (or read) a sales pitch from me or a warning from you.


It was clear you weren't touting for business but I thought a head's up might be in order for any ineligible investor who was tempted to contact you directly, as I suspect that if someone ineligible were to offer you an 'investment' you would probably take it ... just not as an investment Blink

I still shake my head when I remember people sending Riethe isk on the basis of a well-written OP even after he had attained his notoriety.

There are two types of EVE player:

those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not.
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#7 - 2014-01-29 20:33:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Ria Nieyli
RAW23 wrote:
Bad Bobby wrote:


In any case, I will not be touting for investors in this thread.

Tea Bank is a legacy project, essentially a pension fund for the ex-membership of In Tea We Trust. While the fund still grows and new investors continue to join the scheme long after the alliance disbanded, none of the eligible investors will need (or read) a sales pitch from me or a warning from you.


It was clear you weren't touting for business but I thought a head's up might be in order for any ineligible investor who was tempted to contact you directly, as I suspect that if someone ineligible were to offer you an 'investment' you would probably take it ... just not as an investment Blink

I still shake my head when I remember people sending Riethe isk on the basis of a well-written OP even after he had attained his notoriety.


I'm not sure... if people are willing to "invest" in this without being eligible, they'll find something else to "fund" instead.
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#8 - 2014-02-04 14:42:02 UTC
Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#9 - 2014-02-04 15:00:57 UTC
Bobby every time I see your avatar it creeps me the **** out.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#10 - 2014-03-01 10:26:29 UTC
Quote:
Dividend from Tea Bank
From: Mrs Snaffle
Sent: 2014.03.01 10:18

Tea Bank may have credited your account as part of a total payout of 5,051,000,000.00 ISK to their shareholders. The amount awarded is based upon the number of shares you hold, in relation to the total number of shares issued by the corporation.

March Dividend

Total Dividend: 5.051B
Total Shares: 2,640
Dividend Per Share: 1,913,257

Investment: 131.5B
Investor Shares: 1,315
Investor Dividend (Isk): 2.515B
Investor Dividend (%): 1.91%

Net Asset Value (Estimated): 131.5B

Management Shares: 1,325
Management Dividend: 2.535B

Total Dividend History

November 2012: 5,500B *
December 2012: 6,000B
January 2013: 16,000B
February 2013: 6,000B
March 2013: 4,000B
April 2013: 3,200B
May 2013: 3,825B
June 2013: 3,000B
July 2013: 3,000B
August 2013: 8,380B
September 2013: 8,750B
October 2013: 3,902B
November 2013: 20,450B
December 2013: 14,086B
January 2014: 5,810B
February 2014: 6,045B
March 2014: 5,051B

* When shares were first issued and the Tea Bank project moved from building it's NAV to paying monthly dividends.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#11 - 2014-03-01 16:16:54 UTC
I would be happy to invest in any investment fund run by Bad Bobby. Despite the funny name, he is a very capable investment manager and totally honorable. Don't let his competitors scare you with unfounded allegations. They are just jelly.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#12 - 2014-03-01 18:58:57 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
I would be happy to invest in any investment fund run by Bad Bobby. Despite the funny name, he is a very capable investment manager and totally honorable. Don't let his competitors scare you with unfounded allegations. They are just jelly.


Not sure how much of your post is a provocation, so I'll say this:

BB would be as a safe investment as it gets as long as you are in a white list of him.

He seems to be one of those guys who are selectively reliable and honest to a certain group (i.e. same alliance, PvP friends etc.) whereas he won't stop at doing anything to "outsiders".

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Ottersmacker
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#13 - 2014-03-02 09:59:20 UTC
Not just reliable and honest, but also generous, e.g Titans4U meant like a +50% 'bonus' return on whatever was invested (this was before the ongoing project).

Gosh it has been so long sine this 'certain group' assembled -.- I'd request a shareholders+friends fleet but I don't know how to play, not to say anything about game balance overall.

i just locked an open door.. strange, yet symbolically compelling.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#14 - 2014-03-03 22:46:00 UTC
It is long overdue that we have an honest investment fund eclipse the peaks of the failed ones. Due to inflation and other factors, I believe a fund can successfully manage 10 trillion or more quite easily, perhaps 100 trillion.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#15 - 2014-04-01 18:30:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Bad Bobby
Quote:
Dividend from Tea Bank
From: Mrs Snaffle
Sent: 2014.04.01 18:22

Tea Bank may have credited your account as part of a total payout of 5,000,000,000.00 ISK to their shareholders. The amount awarded is based upon the number of shares you hold, in relation to the total number of shares issued by the corporation.

April Dividend

Total Dividend: 5.000B
Total Shares: 2,640
Dividend Per Share: 1,893,939

Investment: 131.5B
Investor Shares: 1,315
Investor Dividend (Isk): 2.490B
Investor Dividend (%): 1.89%

Net Asset Value (Estimated): 131.5B

Management Shares: 1,325
Management Dividend: 2.509B

Total Dividend History

November 2012: 5,500B *
December 2012: 6,000B
January 2013: 16,000B
February 2013: 6,000B
March 2013: 4,000B
April 2013: 3,200B
May 2013: 3,825B
June 2013: 3,000B
July 2013: 3,000B
August 2013: 8,380B
September 2013: 8,750B
October 2013: 3,902B
November 2013: 20,450B
December 2013: 14,086B
January 2014: 5,810B
February 2014: 6,045B
March 2014: 5,051B
April 2014: 5,000B

* When shares were first issued and the Tea Bank project moved from building it's NAV to paying monthly dividends.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#16 - 2014-04-27 05:56:42 UTC
Quote:
Dividend from Tea Bank
From: Mrs Snaffle
Sent: 2014.04.27 05:54

Tea Bank may have credited your account as part of a total payout of 5,605,000,000.00 ISK to their shareholders. The amount awarded is based upon the number of shares you hold, in relation to the total number of shares issued by the corporation.

May Dividend

Total Dividend: 5.605B
Total Shares: 2,640
Dividend Per Share: 2,123,106

Investment: 131.5B
Investor Shares: 1,315
Investor Dividend (Isk): 2.791B
Investor Dividend (%): 2.12%

Net Asset Value (Estimated): 131.5B

Management Shares: 1,325
Management Dividend: 2.813B

Total Dividend History

November 2012: 5,500B *
December 2012: 6,000B
January 2013: 16,000B
February 2013: 6,000B
March 2013: 4,000B
April 2013: 3,200B
May 2013: 3,825B
June 2013: 3,000B
July 2013: 3,000B
August 2013: 8,380B
September 2013: 8,750B
October 2013: 3,902B
November 2013: 20,450B
December 2013: 14,086B
January 2014: 5,810B
February 2014: 6,045B
March 2014: 5,051B
April 2014: 5,000B
May 2014: 5,605B

* When shares were first issued and the Tea Bank project moved from building it's NAV to paying monthly dividends.
Kudos12345
Doomheim
#17 - 2014-04-28 08:02:06 UTC
All i want to say is i want a dollar bill with Bad Bobbies face that says In tea we trust.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#18 - 2014-05-29 18:08:24 UTC
Quote:
Dividend from Tea Bank
From: Mrs Snaffle
Sent: 2014.05.29 17:59

Tea Bank may have credited your account as part of a total payout of 5,210,000,000.00 ISK to their shareholders. The amount awarded is based upon the number of shares you hold, in relation to the total number of shares issued by the corporation.

June Dividend

Total Dividend: 5.210B
Total Shares: 2,640
Dividend Per Share: 1,973,484

Investment: 131.5B
Investor Shares: 1,315
Investor Dividend (Isk): 2.595B
Investor Dividend (%): 1.97%

Net Asset Value (Estimated): 131.5B

Management Shares: 1,325
Management Dividend: 2.614B

Total Dividend History

November 2012: 5,500B *
December 2012: 6,000B
January 2013: 16,000B
February 2013: 6,000B
March 2013: 4,000B
April 2013: 3,200B
May 2013: 3,825B
June 2013: 3,000B
July 2013: 3,000B
August 2013: 8,380B
September 2013: 8,750B
October 2013: 3,902B
November 2013: 20,450B
December 2013: 14,086B
January 2014: 5,810B
February 2014: 6,045B
March 2014: 5,051B
April 2014: 5,000B
May 2014: 5,605B
June 2014: 5,210B

* When shares were first issued and the Tea Bank project moved from building it's NAV to paying monthly dividends.
JITAALT808
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-05-29 19:42:05 UTC
mysterious

also weird to make it public since you could just as easily use a mailing list.
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#20 - 2014-05-30 06:59:37 UTC
JITAALT808 wrote:
also weird to make it public since you could just as easily use a mailing list.
I do not share your high opinion of mailing lists.
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