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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#21 - 2014-01-28 00:07:16 UTC
The day that 1000 new forum alts were created.

Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason.

Big smileTwistedPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#22 - 2014-01-28 00:38:32 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Came expecting Mark Antony's speech from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Received something worse than "Independence Day". Left disappointed.


I put a freakin Vince Lombardi quote in there.. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!??!?! Big smile

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#23 - 2014-01-28 00:46:58 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Friends, Countrymen, Good Posters, Bad Posters, Fellow trolls and ISDs...

Tommorow we go into battle. Tommorow us few will stand up to the onslaught of Patch Day whine threads that will invade our General Discussion. While our numbers may be few, and theirs may be great, we must stand steadfast against this attack on our home.

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. Tomorrow, we few brave soldiers of General Discussion, tomorrow will be our finest hour, tomorrow, we will emerge victorious!


Y'know, with a little make-up work, a muddy tabard and a British accent... you could even look like Kenneth Brannagh... -- cues flaming arrows and those brave "volunteers" with the bags of oil for the portcullis--

Blink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Sir Jack Falstaff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2014-01-28 00:55:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Jack Falstaff
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Features & Ideas, we shall fight in Corporation and Alliance, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in General Discussion, we shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the threads, we shall fight on the sub-forums, we shall fight even in New Citizens Q&A, we shall fight in TMC; we shall never surrender!

Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#25 - 2014-01-28 00:57:14 UTC
Sir Jack Falstaff wrote:
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Features & Ideas, we shall fight in Corporation and Alliance, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in General Discussion, we shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the threads, we shall fight on the sub-forums, we shall fight even in New Citizens Q&A, we shall fight in TMC; we shall never surrender!

You need to be a bit more drunk, and smoking a cigar.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#26 - 2014-01-28 01:15:27 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
The day that 1000 new forum alts were created.

Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason.

Big smileTwistedPirate

Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#27 - 2014-01-28 01:22:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
The day that 1000 new forum alts were created.

Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason.

Big smileTwistedPirate

Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced.

I understand there's a large-ish sub-sea-level valley out California-way, barren, arid, and dis-used. Think that might be useful?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#28 - 2014-01-28 01:28:12 UTC
Sir Jack Falstaff wrote:
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Features & Ideas, we shall fight in Corporation and Alliance, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in General Discussion, we shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the threads, we shall fight on the sub-forums, we shall fight even in New Citizens Q&A, we shall fight in TMC; we shall never surrender!


This. 100000x this.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#29 - 2014-01-28 01:29:41 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
The day that 1000 new forum alts were created.

Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason.

Big smileTwistedPirate

Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced.

I understand there's a large-ish sub-sea-level valley out California-way, baren, arid, and dis-used. Think that might be useful?

That's called California isn't it?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#30 - 2014-01-28 01:34:24 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
The day that 1000 new forum alts were created.

Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason.

Big smileTwistedPirate

Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced.

I understand there's a large-ish sub-sea-level valley out California-way, baren, arid, and dis-used. Think that might be useful?

That's called California isn't it?

Well, parts of it are poorly suited to holding fluids. And parts of it are contaminated with other... "issues." Depends on how pure you'd like your tears to remain.
Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#31 - 2014-01-28 01:37:37 UTC
Not login in 0.5 sec after a patch usually avoid 99% of issues there is...so il do just that.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#32 - 2014-01-28 01:39:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Well, parts of it are poorly suited to holding fluids. And parts of it are contaminated with other... "issues." Depends on how pure you'd like your tears to remain.
The contaminating issues being Californians? or Hipsters with Fedoras?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#33 - 2014-01-28 01:49:11 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Well, parts of it are poorly suited to holding fluids. And parts of it are contaminated with other... "issues." Depends on how pure you'd like your tears to remain.
The contaminating issues being Californians? or Hipsters with Fedoras?

Yes.
Serenity Miner
Faster than Light Inc
#34 - 2014-01-28 02:14:26 UTC
I also stand with you, till dearth robs me of any movement left and my eyes are ripped from their sockets I will fight till I am no more.

Vietnam, Iraq 1 & 2, Afghanistan

4 Wars are enough, Retired US Army O-3
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#35 - 2014-01-28 02:26:52 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Sir Jack Falstaff wrote:
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Features & Ideas...

Oh... NOW I get the requisitions and reinforcements I have been asking for!

Plastic Psycho wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Well, parts of it are poorly suited to holding fluids. And parts of it are contaminated with other... "issues." Depends on how pure you'd like your tears to remain.
The contaminating issues being Californians? or Hipsters with Fedoras?

Yes.

No... hipsters are harmless and easily contained. It's the hippies and vegans that you need to watch out for. They often use their smell as a form of biological warfare. *shakes can of Lysol*

How did you Veterans start?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#36 - 2014-01-28 02:55:36 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:


Well, parts of it are poorly suited to holding fluids. And parts of it are contaminated with other... "issues." Depends on how pure you'd like your tears to remain.



Well, sir, I do not know about you...but I enjoy my tears unadulterated and completely pure.

It's important in our business.

It's like blow.

Keeps us sharp between the ears. Also gives you a +15% boost to hitting the F1 key, which is also important.

BlinkTwisted

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#37 - 2014-01-28 02:57:39 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
No... hipsters are harmless and easily contained. It's the hippies and vegans that you need to watch out for. They often use their smell as a form of biological warfare. *shakes can of Lysol*

The problem is that Hipsters slow the motion of pretty much *everything.* Think of them as grit in the gears.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#38 - 2014-01-28 03:17:21 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
No... hipsters are harmless and easily contained. It's the hippies and vegans that you need to watch out for. They often use their smell as a form of biological warfare. *shakes can of Lysol*

The problem is that Hipsters slow the motion of pretty much *everything.* Think of them as grit in the gears.

Easy fix... powerwash them with a large hose.

Oh wait... that's hippies again.

How did you Veterans start?
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#39 - 2014-01-28 03:20:01 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
Plastic Psycho wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
No... hipsters are harmless and easily contained. It's the hippies and vegans that you need to watch out for. They often use their smell as a form of biological warfare. *shakes can of Lysol*

The problem is that Hipsters slow the motion of pretty much *everything.* Think of them as grit in the gears.

Easy fix... powerwash them with a large hose.

Oh wait... that's hippies again.

Multi-use solution. I like.
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