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Patch Day Battle Speech
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#1 - 2014-01-27 21:46:39 UTC
Friends, Countrymen, Good Posters, Bad Posters, Fellow trolls and ISDs...

Tommorow we go into battle. Tommorow us few will stand up to the onslaught of Patch Day whine threads that will invade our General Discussion. While our numbers may be few, and theirs may be great, we must stand steadfast against this attack on our home.

We must battle with all our hearts to protect our territories against the barbarians who refuse to read Dev blogs and F&I threads, and the tyrants who don't use the Search Function! We must fight to contain the threads who say their launchers don't work anymore and don't see that running the repair tool will fix it, we must resist those who cry out about drone nerfs, and we must push back those who tear up at the mention of the ESS. We must not let them win, we must hold the line at all costs.

ISDs! Be quick on those locks for redundant threads!
Fellow GD denizens! Be quick an in before those locks!
Jr ISDs! Be quick to point out the correct subforum that thread should have been posted in!
Good posters! Ready your hugs, blankets, hot cocoa and Preparation H, and prepare to receive casualties!
Bad posters! Just...no.
Fellow Trolls! Conserve your ammo! Make every shot count as each one may be your last!

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. Tomorrow, we few brave soldiers of General Discussion, tomorrow will be our finest hour, tomorrow, we will emerge victorious!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-01-27 21:47:55 UTC
You have my sword! Bear
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#3 - 2014-01-27 21:50:56 UTC
You've been watching the History Channel, again have'nt you.









I like Cheese.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Big Lynx
#4 - 2014-01-27 21:55:04 UTC
Frank Millar wrote:
You have my sword! Bear


and my axe!
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#5 - 2014-01-27 21:59:06 UTC
They are gonna cut my electricity all day tomorrow but my thoughts are with you
Carmen Electra
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#6 - 2014-01-27 22:00:19 UTC
So, you like the ESS now?

Bacon makes us stronger
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2014-01-27 22:01:21 UTC
Karen Avioras wrote:
They are gonna cut my electricity all day tomorrow but my thoughts are with you


You will be with us in spirit, may it be the edge we need in this, our darkest hour.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#8 - 2014-01-27 22:05:42 UTC
for years I was exclusively a ships&modules poster. I originally just came to GD for the threadnoughts. But reading this call to arms stirred some feels deep inside me.

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
Commander Spurty
#9 - 2014-01-27 22:16:45 UTC
Laugh, thanks for that Op.

"To all those that are going into battle before us, we salute you".

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2014-01-27 22:20:48 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
Frank Millar wrote:
You have my sword! Bear


and my axe!


And my rubber chicken!

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=298596&find=unread OATHS wants you. Come to the WH "Safety in eve is the greatest fallacy you will ever encounter. Once you accept this you will truely enjoy this game."
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#11 - 2014-01-27 22:23:37 UTC
Jill Chastot wrote:
Big Lynx wrote:
Frank Millar wrote:
You have my sword! Bear


and my axe!


And my rubber chicken!


And my Cruise Missile Launcher II.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2014-01-27 22:48:32 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Jill Chastot wrote:
Big Lynx wrote:
Frank Millar wrote:
You have my sword! Bear
and my axe
And my rubber chicken!
And my Cruise Missile Launcher II.


Our bucket fleet grows mighty indeed.

Carmen Electra wrote:
So, you like the ESS now?


There is a time to stand and rebel, and there is a time to jump aboard the steamroller and let it drive you closer so that you may hit people with your sword.

I chose wisely.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Sebastian N Cain
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-01-27 22:51:57 UTC
Batelle wrote:
for years I was exclusively a ships&modules poster. I originally just came to GD for the threadnoughts. But reading this call to arms stirred some feels deep inside me.

It was the same for me.

Well, that's what i thought first. It was actually the chili i had today... the poor toiletCry

I got lost in thought... it was unfamiliar territory.
Erin Crawford
#14 - 2014-01-27 22:53:19 UTC
"There's no turning back!"

CHAAAAAARGE!!!!

"Those who talk don’t know. Those who know don’t talk. "
Talon Kane
ExeKrab
#15 - 2014-01-27 22:58:30 UTC
Trolls of the world! UNITE !

:P

« I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer ».

♣♣♣ I offer a character pricecheck service ♣♣♣
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#16 - 2014-01-27 23:29:14 UTC
Came expecting Mark Antony's speech from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Received something worse than "Independence Day". Left disappointed.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#17 - 2014-01-27 23:36:06 UTC
I would say to this thread, as I said to those who have joined these fora: "I have nothing to offer but posts, likes, toil and trolling."
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#18 - 2014-01-27 23:53:55 UTC
Will the server hold up or will the forum go down and peoples draft posts be lost to lag?

Going to be a good day tomorrow.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#19 - 2014-01-27 23:58:26 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:

Going to be a good day tomorrow.
I love the smell of trolling in the morning. Smells like... Patch Day.
Abla Tive
#20 - 2014-01-28 00:05:24 UTC
We have met the enemy and he is us!
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