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High Security Space: Too Big to Fail

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Skill Training Online
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-01-27 02:46:23 UTC
Culture, class, civility, cooperation, comprehension, chivalry, companionship, celebration, and continuity are the big C's if high security space.

Culture, 0.5 and above systems are the salami and cheddar roll up of modern gaming. It is something to consider.

Class, nothing says freedom like an armor tanked raven joining its first incursion fleet, nowhere else in eve is freespirited thinking like this embraced.

Civility, highsec local has fewer ASCII phalluses per capita.

Cooperation, some people run missions, others take the suspect flag and the loot that drops.

Comprehension yes they are implants and yes they are improved.

Chivalry if you are a female mackinaw pilot I WILL subscribe to your youtube.

Companionship, 5000m3 of prostitutes

Celebration, festival launchers 365 days of the year... Jita4-4

Continuity, I didn't want that outpost anyway, let's do some level 4s.



These big Cs are the words on the tip of the tongue of highsec, if you nerf highsec you nerf the biggest C of all:

COMMUNITY

Thank You Obama!

Jim Roebuck
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-01-27 03:14:07 UTC
Stay the **** off drugs, okay?

When Bon Scott died and he appeared before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter looked at his record and told him he couldn't get in. Just then, God screams at Peter, "Let him in, Karen Carpenter is driving me nuts. I want to hear some music with balls. We'll haggle over the paperwork later." At least I hope that's what happened.

Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-01-27 03:16:08 UTC
Where's CONCORD ?

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#4 - 2014-01-27 03:18:44 UTC
Female mackinaw pilots are a myth.
Rastafarian God
#5 - 2014-01-27 03:22:17 UTC
I don't know whats going on and I'm scared.

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#6 - 2014-01-27 03:27:56 UTC
Loraine Gess wrote:
Female mackinaw pilots are a myth.


I agree.

I wouldn't be caught dead in a mack. even if it was the last ship in the game.
MatrixSkye Mk2
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-01-27 03:55:24 UTC
The TL;DR:

Hi sec's doinitwrong™, nerf CONCORD, nerf hi sec.

The really real TL;DR:

Grrr...hi sec.

Successfully doinitwrong™ since 2006.

Felicity Love
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-01-27 04:04:01 UTC
Smarties... I eat the red ones last.

That is all.

Shocked

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2014-01-27 04:05:53 UTC
Id gladly trade 1 STO thread for another 12 Lag/Sov whine threads.


Unless those 12 threads were made by STO, in which case ill require the use of a meat tenderizing mallet and something to straddle for my other choice.


TLDR, STO thread, move along, nothing to see here.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-01-27 06:36:24 UTC
Loraine Gess wrote:
Female mackinaw pilots are a myth.



I know a female who flies a venture. Shes a lesbian tho.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?

La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-01-27 06:49:04 UTC
Nerf Highsec

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Billy McCandless
Zacharia Explorations Group
#12 - 2014-01-27 07:46:06 UTC
I presume sarcasm as none of these things are true

"Thread locked for being deemed a total loss." - ISD Ezwal

Josef Djugashvilis
#13 - 2014-01-27 08:55:25 UTC
Jeez, another 'nerf hi-sec' thread.

I expect to see Jenn aWhine and Baltec 1 in here soon.

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Josef Djugashvilis
#14 - 2014-01-27 08:56:13 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Nerf Highsec


Nerf goons, see PL for details Smile

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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#15 - 2014-01-27 18:39:00 UTC
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Uh... wat? Thread locked.

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