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Doughnuts. Lost glory.
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Markku Laaksonen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-01-22 02:18:33 UTC
Once upon the time Krispy Kreme was a shiny brilliant, created with an understanding of science doughnuts. Every doughnut was logical and well filled to an entire mechanism.
But after the begining of new era we find ourself cutted of from old doughnut traditions. We lost our doughnuts.

I don't know who is this new genius, who decide himself (or herself) clever enough to overwrite the laws of science doughtnuts and basics of doughnutdesign. I don't want to know. And don't want to judge this person.

But i wish to ask you - what about his next step? We already have Bastion doughnuts and Mobile doughtnuts working on "holy dough". No filling needed.
3000 m3 dough with 50m3 volume if packed. Foil?


And as the final mark - we have the mightiest doughnut shops completely defenceless against some sort of very fast and small doughnut hole. Because they lost their sprinkles. Explain me please - are the doughnut engineers complete idiots? In all 4 doughnut franchises? Or maybe we should fit some doughnut elves with mighty icing pipers on their armor to oppose a stale doughnut?
If you're not able to follow a simple logic, maybe you should not design any doughnuts with scientific basement? Or maybe not? Who knows...

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Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-01-22 02:46:06 UTC
umm.

hhhmm...

Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about.

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Dr Cedric
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-01-22 03:04:23 UTC
Iyokus Patrouette wrote:
umm.

hhhmm...

Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about.


This is the explanation

Basically complaining that Dreads have lost their dronebays and are defenseless...

Also that some game mechanics don't "fit" with science fiction mechanics that may or may not have been present in past Eve iterations.

10M isk please :)

Cedric
Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-01-22 03:49:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Incindir Mauser
Iyokus Patrouette wrote:
umm.

hhhmm...

Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about.


Your doughnut is full.

You must first empty your doughnut before you can put new jelly in your doughnut.

You must become one with the doughnut.
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-01-22 03:56:02 UTC
Dr Cedric wrote:
Iyokus Patrouette wrote:
umm.

hhhmm...

Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about.


This is the explanation

Basically complaining that Dreads have lost their dronebays and are defenseless...

Also that some game mechanics don't "fit" with science fiction mechanics that may or may not have been present in past Eve iterations.

10M isk please :)


Thanks, I will send the isk when i get home this afternoon :D

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Zarnak Wulf
Task Force 641
Empyrean Edict
#6 - 2014-01-22 06:43:23 UTC
I prefer the Kolache Factory myself.
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-01-22 06:44:29 UTC
Have you tried Dunkin Donuts? Their chocolate cake donut is awesome! I wish there was one close to where I live Cry
Goldensaver
Maraque Enterprises
Just let it happen
#8 - 2014-01-22 07:25:03 UTC
I'm a Tim Hortons man personally.

Also: *Obligatory blue doughnut post.*
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-01-22 07:33:11 UTC
Goldensaver wrote:
I'm a Tim Hortons man personally.

Also: *Obligatory blue doughnut post.*


I've never tried them. People hear swear by Shipley's but I tried their glazed a few years back and it tasted greasy. I guess it could've been a bad batch though.
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#10 - 2014-01-22 10:40:12 UTC
Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, don't smoke crack.
Garak n00biachi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-01-22 12:00:29 UTC
Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:
Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack.


Obvious fix.
Goldensaver
Maraque Enterprises
Just let it happen
#12 - 2014-01-22 13:38:04 UTC
Garak n00biachi wrote:
Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:
Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack.


Obvious fix.

Man, he really dropped the ball there! Glad you caught it.
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2014-01-22 13:47:02 UTC
Garak n00biachi wrote:
Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:
Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack.


Obvious fix.


QFT

And long live the omega maple bar of donuts
Markku Laaksonen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-01-22 14:25:00 UTC
Garak n00biachi wrote:
Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:
Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack.


Obvious fix.


I col'ed. Well done.

(chuckled out loud)

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IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-01-22 14:46:32 UTC
I thought it was something other than crack that gave you the munchies? P
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2014-01-23 01:16:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Froggy Storm
IIshira wrote:
I thought it was something other than crack that gave you the munchies? P


Some strains of that salad has the effect of both hunger and tangential creativity. That is how the caldari donut was conseptualized. How else would you explain a donut that sheds its massive sprinkles in sssssllllooooowwwww motion.
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-01-23 01:21:17 UTC
Froggy Storm wrote:
IIshira wrote:
I thought it was something other than crack that gave you the munchies? P


Some strains of that salad has the effect of both hunger and tangential creativity. That is how the caldari donut was conseptualized. How else would you explain a donut that sheds its massive sprinkles in sssssllllooooowwwww motion.


I swear with some of the patches coming out there must be a lot of that salad being served at the CCP cafeteria P
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2014-01-23 01:27:39 UTC
The chimaera was clearly made by the same minds that gave us tidi and soul crushing lag. Nothing else would explain a wep system slower than many hulls.
Allota Lovin
Doomheim
#19 - 2014-01-23 11:18:30 UTC
I fully agree, give them back the sprinkles, although 1 had too many sprinkles and played donut shop games a little too much!
God's Apples
Wilderness
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#20 - 2014-01-24 00:29:34 UTC
Superb post

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