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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#681 - 2014-01-21 21:41:23 UTC
Weaselior wrote:

triple posting is sort of my thing

a calling card, as it were

my posts are such gems that the people deserve as many as i can offer, each hand crafted and of the precise size the situation demands instead of three independent posts forcibly joined together to try to make my posts rarer


Darnit, why did I not come up with that X

Well played.

D.

Bear

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Genseric Tollaris
Hard Cog Industry
#682 - 2014-01-21 23:58:24 UTC
At this point it seems appropriate to accuse Gevlon of being a goon sockpuppet sent by mittens himself to test the loyalty of RvB by creating a fake enemy to threaten the poco's and draw out the marmites so they can be finally defeated and purged from high sec by framing them for the lag fest in HED so spacemonkeys alliance can finally fly their haulers in high sec free of molestation. A brilliant and cunning plan.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#683 - 2014-01-22 00:04:17 UTC
Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn.

Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months..... Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#684 - 2014-01-22 00:16:59 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn.

Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months..... Blink

No wonder your fat, all you do is it eat popcorn and play video games.

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Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#685 - 2014-01-22 01:55:43 UTC
Del DelVechio wrote:
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.

Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.

Del


Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing...
Northern Misfit
Far Mt Logistics
#686 - 2014-01-22 02:07:56 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Del DelVechio wrote:
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.

Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.

Del


Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing...


But the Marmites will miss us, we can't leave them alone in Jita with the lag and the horror of all those shuttles and pods cluttering up their overviews. Think of them, actually think of the brave pvp'rs who joined Gevlon's thing, we want them to learn skillz don't we? Actually they could just come visit us and have cookies and watch movies and tell scarey stories of ice mining and level 4 missions.

Besides I'm still waiting for my cruiser contract from TheMittani, for my revamped SRP, I'm sure they'll be delivered any moment...right?

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Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#687 - 2014-01-22 02:18:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Louis Robichaud
Genseric Tollaris wrote:
At this point it seems appropriate to accuse Gevlon of being a goon sockpuppet sent by mittens himself to test the loyalty of RvB by creating a fake enemy to threaten the poco's and draw out the marmites so they can be finally defeated and purged from high sec by framing them for the lag fest in HED so spacemonkeys alliance can finally fly their haulers in high sec free of molestation. A brilliant and cunning plan.


Pffff. Gevlon is *far* more clever than that. We all know he's filthy rich. (And by this I mean he's rich AND he's filthy. I mean come on, he's a goblin, goblins eat road-kill). Gevlon has spent the last 2 months stocking up on valuable PI commodities. He knew he didn't have an alliance backing him up, but he didn't need one - all he had to do was channel the grr-goon energies of highsec to form a warmachine that would do his every bidding! Now that the POCOs are being exploded left and right, PI production is hugely disrupted and prices have spiked.

This is just another market manipulation. With such a foolproof plan, he's laughing all the way to the bank! And no, he won't buy soap.

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Joan Greywind
The Lazy Crabs
#688 - 2014-01-22 03:25:31 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I'd rather not comment on the trolling/tears/madness of Goons and Lucas in the last 5 pages.

About POCOs: we have to recruit enough people to be able to shoot a POCO in reasonable speed (frigates don't cut it) and handle random RvB rabble in the same time. When that's done, we still won't be able to take POCOs, because the RvB will start forming purple fleets to protect the assets of their masters.

When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.

Alternatively, when N3 realizes that RvB is a CFC member and bans their members having alts in RvB, we waltz in an take the POCOs.

Not just the Goon ones.

I think I may set up a troll POCO empire around Jita with 0% tax for everyone.



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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#689 - 2014-01-22 04:32:26 UTC
Usman Bello wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Usman Bello wrote:
In other words you don't care about the well-being of your own pilots.


I didn't say that at all, I said I don't care about them losing stuff while they were being dumb.

Oh, they were dumb...

Yeah, I guess it is kind of dumb showing up in highsec at all, when there are more than enough RvBeers around that can get themselves shoot instead of you.

And then get fined by their own leadership, all for the honorable and good cause of defending the goon highsec income none the less.


You like grasping at straws don't you.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#690 - 2014-01-22 06:01:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Killed a few goons during our war. It was fun. They were polite. Would do it again.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Davish Krail
#691 - 2014-01-22 06:39:18 UTC
When I grow up I want to be a hardass forum warrior like Leto Thule.
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#692 - 2014-01-22 10:43:08 UTC
Davish Krail wrote:
When I grow up I want to be a hardass forum warrior like Leto Thule.

It is good to have goals in life, I wouldn't set the bar so high as you do Mister Krail but to each his own.

Since we are talking about goals, from the op:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:


I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.

All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).


I'd say, primary goal = 100% accomplished. Good job, mister Goblin!
On to the secondary goals, a shortlist brought to you by the goons and their pets by popular request Lol

D.

Bear

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Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#693 - 2014-01-22 11:41:55 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
Good to see we are getting more and more offers to help the alliance build up. Even an offer that seemed to good to be true, but he.... I don't mind some very GOOD support Big smile

To all reading this, if you are smart you want to be with the first 300 players in the alliance. Trust me on that Blink

Only at page 35....... to bad no one cares about this whole thing. Twisted
Del DelVechio
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#694 - 2014-01-22 18:45:57 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Del DelVechio wrote:
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.

Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.

Del


Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing...


I want him to put some of his "riches" on the line first. But so far he is ignoring the offer. Talk is cheap.

Class? Anyone? Anyone?

Del
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#695 - 2014-01-22 21:04:49 UTC
Del DelVechio wrote:
Professor Clio wrote:
Del DelVechio wrote:
When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week.

Whats the bet that if RvB leaves the war all the POCOs will be taken in a week? As in billions of ISK.

Del


Let's drop the ally after the 2 weeks are up and expose gevlons plan for the utter rubbish that it is. We'll leave the war, and what will happen? ... Nothing...


I want him to put some of his "riches" on the line first. But so far he is ignoring the offer. Talk is cheap.

Class? Anyone? Anyone?

Del


That's because it's a sucker bet and he knows it.
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#696 - 2014-01-22 21:35:47 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn.

Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months..... Blink

No wonder your fat, all you do is it eat popcorn and play video games.

I wish people would call me fat :( I'm 6 foot 3 and only weigh 157 pounds :(

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Telemachus Rheade
State War Academy
Caldari State
#697 - 2014-01-22 22:12:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Telemachus Rheade
Soooo, what must I do to get this Gevlon Goblin guy to pay Marmite to permadec RvB? I mean, clearly he's mad about RvB assisting goons cause of LOLz, pets, and/or conspiracy. Let's put some isk towards that endeavour! However, I guess Marmites would decline cause, well, killboards are too precious right?
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#698 - 2014-01-22 22:31:53 UTC
Domineren wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Popcorn....... nom nom nom..... tears, isks, fun, more tears, rage, directors, pets, content and mining permits (see bio) ..... popcorn... nom nom nom. Boldly going where no high sec alliance has gone before..... 1,3T/month ? ...... nom nom nom...more tears, more popcorn.

Enjoy :) See you in a 2-3 months..... Blink

No wonder your fat, all you do is it eat popcorn and play video games.

I wish people would call me fat :( I'm 6 foot 3 and only weigh 157 pounds :(
You're fat.

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Khador Vess
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#699 - 2014-01-22 22:51:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Khador Vess
Telemachus Rheade wrote:
Soooo, what must I do to get this Gevlon Goblin guy to pay Marmite to permadec RvB? I mean, clearly he's mad about RvB assisting goons cause of LOLz, pets, and/or conspiracy. Let's put some isk towards that endeavour! However, I guess Marmites would decline cause, well, killboards are too precious right?


marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#700 - 2014-01-22 23:45:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Khador Vess wrote:

marmite are more interested in forum PvP it seems.


Don't you have better things to do, like camp the 4-4 undock looking for newbies to kill or something?
Pfft, all those hisec wargamers are the same, only camping the 4-4 undock for easy kills... pathetic. Roll

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment