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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#341 - 2014-01-15 20:48:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Marmite needs more archons. Bee's are scared of them!

Von Brawn wrote:
Isk efficiency and kb stats- justifying bad players since 2003 Smile


I know right? Suiciding fleet after fleet makes someone good?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#342 - 2014-01-15 20:53:15 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Unless you join goons, gain their trust, one day become a director, empty their assests, alliance wallet and on your way out awox the mittani, then you won't beat goons in highsec, you might demoralize the goons in highsec but you can't stop the swarm from existence.

Problem being, the narrative that we're gnashing our teeth over this is invented by someone with autism, who may or may not literally believe it but will say it because he wants people to click his blog.

he says: "AND THEN DIRECTORS SHOWED UP TO TALK ME OUT OF IT LOOK HOW SERIOUS THIS IS"

what happened: Powers had some fun dunking someone bad at the game

Also somewhere in there Marmite think their gate-camping KDA means they're great at the game, but that's been going on a year or more so nbd.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#343 - 2014-01-15 21:05:09 UTC
So birds of a feather do flock together... Who'd have thought Lol
Keep those fingers in your ears goonie, the mean people will go away at some point, I'm sure.

On a sidenote: Schools are overrated... with their grades and stuff, all hogwash!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#344 - 2014-01-15 21:14:26 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Unless you join goons, gain their trust, one day become a director, empty their assests, alliance wallet and on your way out awox the mittani, then you won't beat goons in highsec, you might demoralize the goons in highsec but you can't stop the swarm from existence.



Hisec is demoralizing whether you're there shooting our ships or not. Hisec is terrible.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#345 - 2014-01-15 22:08:00 UTC
it's a shame that Marmite won't engage anywhere that isn't on a gate or in the docking ring of a station

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#346 - 2014-01-15 22:46:24 UTC
I hear goonies are allergic to slow cats, can't EVE and smell funny... K/D?

D.

Bear

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Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#347 - 2014-01-15 23:00:12 UTC
yes we're scared of slowcats, you should drop archons in VFK, we won't engage

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#348 - 2014-01-16 00:04:59 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
Hot News.......

Goonies are getting scared and called in the help of RvB to make them look less stupid Big smile
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#349 - 2014-01-16 01:40:29 UTC
RvBee was announced, oh, rather some time ago now. It's not really hot news.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Veilo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#350 - 2014-01-16 01:46:20 UTC
Did I read it right ? RVB is coming to bail us out of this calamitous predicament?! We're saved!

Whew, i thought we were done for!
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#351 - 2014-01-16 02:18:46 UTC
Veilo wrote:
Did I read it right ? RVB is coming to bail us out of this calamitous predicament?! We're saved!

Whew, i thought we were done for!

I told them about the thing with the shuttle and they were like "**** they really are on their last legs lets press assist and save them again".

Then there was much scoffing about how bad we are and the episode ended with everyone growing closer together in common understanding.

Now I think about it, it was all very 1990s TV.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#352 - 2014-01-16 02:47:19 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Of course Goons don't have to fly bombless bombers to stay Goons, they are Goons by birthright.


For what it's worth, the whole 'bombless bombers' was a very valid fleet concept if used in a certain manner, I completely understand any issue you might have with it though, considering your vastly immense knowledge about everything PvP.
Del DelVechio
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#353 - 2014-01-16 04:28:03 UTC
Due to the clear and present danger this unknown and potentially powerful upstart group presents to the Goon hegemony, we have been called in to prevent fail cascade.....

Del
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#354 - 2014-01-16 07:36:49 UTC
Really RvB jumped in so soon?

This just gets better and better Big smile

So if you literally want thousands of war targets in high sec join the lemmings today!

That's goons and RvB!!!

Apply today and fill your boots Lol



P.s RvB you have done just as we predicted. thank you

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

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Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#355 - 2014-01-16 09:15:42 UTC
Fybs wrote:
So if you literally want thousands of war targets in high sec join the lemmings today!


RvB has an awesome track record for being the dunkforce one causing failed wardecs.



Fybs wrote:
P.s RvB you have done just as we predicted. thank you


#puppetmasta
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#356 - 2014-01-16 11:18:05 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
This entire campaign with have a Razor sharp and Fatal surprise ...... which RvB cant even help you with Blink If you look to much at the details, you wont see the bigger picture.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#357 - 2014-01-16 12:33:48 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Really RvB jumped in so soon?

This just gets better and better Big smile

So if you literally want thousands of war targets in high sec join the lemmings today!

That's goons and RvB!!!

Apply today and fill your boots Lol



P.s RvB you have done just as we predicted. thank you

Arrhghghgh get this puppetmaster's strings off me.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#358 - 2014-01-16 13:08:45 UTC
Goon communication summary

Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord
Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should
Page18: Mangala save us!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#359 - 2014-01-16 13:11:20 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Goon communication summary

Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord
Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should
Page18: Mangala save us!


I kind of want to dissect you to find out what makes you you, and then arrange for large scale gene therapy to correct the population by removing whatever vestigial bit of DNA is causing you to be the way you are.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.
Dave Stark
#360 - 2014-01-16 13:30:07 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Goon communication summary

Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord
Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should
Page18: Mangala save us!


still a better read than your blog.