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T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#1 - 2011-11-24 13:10:39 UTC  |  Edited by: T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
Cooking instructions for next CCP live event.

Ingredients:

  • 1x CCP Hilmar
  • 1x Deathstar
  • 1x Raven Awesome Issue, rare one of a kind collectable ship (with tasteful orange tints)
  • 1x Raven Awesome Issue 1 run blueprint copy
  • 1x Cynojammed Deadend lowsec system
  • Horde of CCP drones to blot out the sun
  • Heavy arsenal of Pos weaponary
  • Full contingent of CCP pos gunners
  • Battalion of Faithful CCPers
  • Eve TV Camera Crew
  • Statistic translation devices for live broadbast though Galnet


Cooking Instructions
Place Deathstar in secret cynojammed deadend lowsec system, set to shoot all on site.
Man heavy arsenal of pos weaponary with the most dedicated of CCP pos gunners.
Place CCP Hilmar inside of Raven Awesome Issue within the pos shields, empty all fuel and place blueprint copy carefully inside.
Sprinkle battalion of the faithful in slightly overpowered pink hurricanes wtih multiple rare and uber loadouts around pos.
Leave on slow boil and await the imminent arrival of the capsuleer hordes.


Expected Cooking time
Less than 4hours.


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Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#2 - 2011-11-24 13:18:59 UTC
Make the deathstar look like the Jita monument.

Yeeee! 
Santarus Agram
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2011-11-24 13:24:50 UTC
tought first time it was a real event :/ but 4hrs nawwww would be in school to that time HATe but then i saw no dev and it was k
Vyl Vit
#4 - 2011-11-24 14:00:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Vyl Vit
Has it crossed Hilmar's mind how good it would be for customer relations to show up and allow himself to be continuously popped for an eight hour day? Hmmm...how that would squelch the screamers...

Brought to you as a public service by People For Pop Hilmar Day, all rights reserved.

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T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#5 - 2011-11-24 21:36:30 UTC
Vyl Vit wrote:
Has it crossed Hilmar's mind how good it would be for customer relations to show up and allow himself to be continuously popped for an eight hour day? Hmmm...how that would squelch the screamers...

Brought to you as a public service by People For Pop Hilmar Day, all rights reserved.


some fun for him too though, right. :)

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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-11-24 21:43:08 UTC
Smile

And Hilmar inside the Deathstar going: "Something something ... daarkside.."

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T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#7 - 2011-11-26 10:59:15 UTC
Nyio wrote:
Smile

And Hilmar inside the Deathstar going: "Something something ... daarkside.."


lol yes, live feed of him singing from inside his pod would be great :) eve kareoke best kareoke

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mogwai
Gremlin Mining and Exploration
#8 - 2011-11-26 11:15:52 UTC
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon wrote:
Cooking instructions for next CCP live event.



Cooking Instructions
set to shoot all on site.



With CCP's past record of dropping stuff quick into game, the POS would probably kill EVERYTHING, including CCP Lol
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#9 - 2011-11-26 11:20:02 UTC
mogwai wrote:
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon wrote:
Cooking instructions for next CCP live event.



Cooking Instructions
set to shoot all on site.



With CCP's past record of dropping stuff quick into game, the POS would probably kill EVERYTHING, including CCP Lol


Haha, that would be ok with me.

Especially when someone gets the uber rare one off ship and its destroyed just before they manage to warp out, with the bpc inside.


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ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#10 - 2011-11-26 11:23:08 UTC
mogwai wrote:
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon wrote:
Cooking instructions for next CCP live event.



Cooking Instructions
set to shoot all on site.



With CCP's past record of dropping stuff quick into game, the POS would probably kill EVERYTHING, including CCP Lol

Thats what I though would happen too.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-11-26 15:00:12 UTC
Nyio wrote:
Smile

And Hilmar inside the Deathstar going: "Something something ... daarkside.."


Good...good...let the butthurt flow through you, young podfloater. Smile
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