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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-01-09 11:53:04 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000.

Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed.

Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change.

I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it.

I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.

All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).

What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems (*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. Yes, even by proxy. ISD Ezwal). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot.

Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees!

PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2014-01-09 12:09:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.

The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.

So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Davish Krail
#3 - 2014-01-09 12:44:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Davish Krail
Normally I'd post on my main but because you are a worthless poster I am going to post on a worthless forum alt.

I know you are potentially posterier-pestered after being dunked by a goon while you were attempting to RP as a Marmite Collective pilot and shoot a structure in Hisec. It is also pretty hilarious that not only could you not shoot a structure but then proceeded to make the worlds longest blog post about how Goons ruin everything even though you made a corp called "Grr Goons". For the record, I believe the phrase "grr goons" is an ironic quip at publords who endlessly rant about how Goons hate everyone and their sole reason for their existance is to ruin your day.

Regardless of your interesting choice of corp name, I think that it is cute that you are so flustered at being beaten by goons in Peeveepee that you are attempting some kind of fail highsec banner call. Sure, you'd get some sick elite mails whilst camping the Jita 4-4 undock but that's all it's going to accomplish. Marmite Collective tried bashing a POCO twice, they didn't show up for the timer the first time and let a fleet of Basilisks and Scythes hold the field while some fail griefer smacked in local, and the second time they didn't even reinforce it.

By the way your blog is pretty terrible, so I suppose it matches your PvP skills.
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#4 - 2014-01-09 13:21:46 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.

The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.

So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it.


I'd like to interject that as opposed to what the goonies are saying here on the forums, our efforts have had quite some impact on them.
Don't mistake their bravado to be based on fact rather than fiction. Heck, even this fine fellow above me (an alt made with the sole purpose of doing damage control on the forums (!)) struggles to hide his tears.

To the OP: I suggest you contact Tora Bushido, I'm sure we can make an arangement beneficial to both your and our cause while being bad for goonies everywhere.

f4f

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2014-01-09 13:39:50 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.

The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.

So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it.


I'd like to interject that as opposed to what the goonies are saying here on the forums, our efforts have had quite some impact on them.
Don't mistake their bravado to be based on fact rather than fiction. Heck, even this fine fellow above me (an alt made with the sole purpose of doing damage control on the forums (!)) struggles to hide his tears.

To the OP: I suggest you contact Tora Bushido, I'm sure we can make an arangement beneficial to both your and our cause while being bad for goonies everywhere.

f4f

D.

Bear


that would involve Bushido making Marmite an 'open alliance' which just is not happening.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Marlin Spikes
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#6 - 2014-01-09 13:43:00 UTC
We'd love to have a funded perma-dec on goons or anyone for that matter. But I'd vote against inviting a bunch of rag-tag corporations into our alliance.

Like my foster parents told my social worker a long time ago, "It's better to be alone than to be with bad company." Now that I'm older I understand they were talking Eve Online and keeping bad corporations out of your alliance.

We would accept good pvp corporations into our alliance who are anti-everybody. We just don't need or want any drama lamas and pansy-pandas in the alliance.

Bombers Rule!!!

Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2014-01-09 13:44:24 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:


that would involve Bushido making Marmite an 'open alliance' which just is not happening.


Where you see a closed door, I see a wedge, friend Rocancourt Blink

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-01-09 14:10:24 UTC
I RF-ed a POCO (in Iyen-Oursta, Saturday 0:35) and no less man than Mynnna threatened of forming a 60man fleet to defend it.

If you feel "threatened" too, talk to your CEO about forming/joining. Let the Goons feel the same love they spread!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-01-09 14:12:33 UTC
Where's that damn microscope........

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Naomi Niktos
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2014-01-09 14:27:53 UTC
Glevon[sic] Goblin, never stop posting man
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-01-09 14:41:01 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000.

Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed.

Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change.

I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it.

I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.

All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).

What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems (kill from the original Jade Constantine war). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot.

Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees!

PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.


Goblin, if you were in a real corp, we would likely all war dec you just because of your horrible articles at eve news!!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Powers Sa
#12 - 2014-01-09 14:55:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Powers Sa
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000.

Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed.

So you have your facts wrong, or you are intentionally misrepresenting history. We were looking for an all red high sec when we set out with the wardecs when the changes first went through. We specifically targeted those who would cry the loudest. Never once did you see a goon cry about Jade Constantine. The fact that he was writing walls of text on the forums was great, much like you yourself are doing. He wrote so much that he melted down and quit eve. That's exactly what we were going for.

The reason the ally system was changed had more to do with fellow CFC members, The Bloodtears, who ran DecShield. They trapped so many high sec entities in foreverwardecs and at some point had around 200 active wardecs, trapping tens of thousands of players in unwanted wars.

We asked for a fix for sov transfer mechanics since they are so terrible.

Instead of doing your stupid Grr Goonswarm corp/alliance, you can just hand The Marmite Collective 500m/week to do what they were already going to do anyway. They routinely fish with every null sec alliance via diplomats trying to get them to pay for each others wardecs, so Marmite doesn't have to. As you may have guessed, they never take up the torch, because they know that Marmite will just do it anyway, whether you give them money or not.

Many more coordinated and intelligent individuals have tried to harass our Pocos. I fail to see where your pubbie randian rantings will succeed where everyone else has failed.

Also, I'm glad my enyo caused you to write 9 paragraphs. Something about the opportunity cost of writing for 2 hours?

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Samahiel Sotken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-01-09 15:05:42 UTC
Wait, it's been awhile since I ran with Miniluv in highsec. Who are The Marmite Collective? Are they like The 0rphanage?
Kane Therios
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-01-09 15:21:44 UTC
There's already an anti-goon/anti-CFC alliance. Several, in fact. A coalition or two, even. Actually, the game's basically divided into 5 groups.

1. CFC
2. Grr CFC
3. Carebears
4. Lowsec (YARR!)
5. Russians

Groups 2, 4 and 5 already wail on the CFC when the opportunity arises. You're wasting your time. Besides, if you want to hurt them, highsec ops won't do ****. They're already fighting basically everyone in nullsec that isn't them and you won't raise even a percent of that effort.
Damay Aprionati
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2014-01-09 15:31:56 UTC
Holy forum alts Batman!

Dead men can't pay.

Samahiel Sotken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-01-09 15:32:35 UTC
Kane Therios wrote:
They're already fighting basically everyone in nullsec that isn't them and you won't raise even a percent of that effort.


What most people don't seem to understand is that we like it that way. It gives us purpose and social cohesion to be constantly at war. If people like Gevlon Goblin and his fellow autists in N3 didn't exist we would have to invent them; or more likely turn on each other, implode, then go play minecraft.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2014-01-09 15:40:18 UTC
It warms my heart how badly you want to be relevant to prove you are a randian superman and how badly you keep failing to even measure up to failures like montolio and booda, let alone us.

By the way, you've got a basic error about game mechanics in your plan. Sounds like the sort of mistake a real randian superman wouldn't have made. Best of luck!

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#18 - 2014-01-09 15:51:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Rhivre
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I RF-ed a POCO (in Iyen-Oursta, Saturday 0:35) and no less man than Mynnna threatened of forming a 60man fleet to defend it.

If you feel "threatened" too, talk to your CEO about forming/joining. Let the Goons feel the same love they spread!



Did you want him to just sit back and let the poco get blown up?

What would your response have been then? "LOL...Goons can't even defend a POS from a solo player"


EDIT: You should probably join up with Harry Forever if he is still about, he has about as big a chip on his shoulder for Grrrr Gewns, and he has even been to their house and made them all scareded and stuff!! Shocked
Mean Harri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2014-01-09 15:59:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Mean Harri
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Marmite has been deccing the goons for a while now and had Billions upon Billions of isk damage.

The thing is however. It has not really done anything to the Bees and they barely felt it's affects. Yes it looks impressive from Marmites point of view that they are doing billions of isk damage. But they are not doing damage where it matters... Goons Space.

So I ask you, what is the point of Wardeccing the goons if it does not affect them. I know you tried and lost some ships for your trouble. If you want them to feel it take their space, make them fight to keep it ,then they will feel it.


^^ This^^

To expand briefly.

Dear OP,
Rather than calling out to what amounts to be risk adverse gankers to do your dirty work why don't you try putting your money where your mouth is and forming a player run corp, join N3, or other entity that fight Goons for sov hurting them where it counts?

You're trying to hire people who keep their backs safe by living, war dec'ing, and staying in high sec ganking freighters, etc... If the loss of the station egg, the loss of supers and caps in Asakai when DBRB derped his Titan didn't phase Goons, your 500B and forum fakery aren't going to. Just take your ass to null sec and go at them on their playground or just go back to your banana republic propaganda fueled tardini articles and forget about it.

Cheers
Kane Therios
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-01-09 16:11:02 UTC
Mean Harri wrote:


Dear OP,
Rather than calling out to what amounts to be risk adverse gankers to do your dirty work why don't you try putting your money where your mouth is and forming a player run corp, join N3, or other entity that fight Goons for sov hurting them where it counts?

You're trying to hire people who keep their backs safe by living, war dec'ing, and staying in high sec ganking freighters, etc... If the loss of the station egg, the loss of supers and caps in Asakai when DBRB derped his Titan didn't phase Goons, your 500B and forum fakery aren't going to. Just take your ass to null sec and go at them on their playground or just go back to your banana republic propaganda fueled tardini articles and forget about it.

Cheers

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