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Looking for advice: How do I become a warlord?
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Josef Djugashvilis
#41 - 2014-01-08 20:01:12 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
Hello.

I would really like your advice.

I EVE, how do I become a warlord who orders forces to attack structures and conquers regions?

I want to advance my forces onto enemies, and have them submit to me or be crushed.

Do I need to go to sov null to accomplish this, or are there plenty of opportunities to become an armchair general in NPC null and lowsec?


Pay the goons to move all your stuff to 0.0 after you have paid them the correct fee to join their corp.

Becoming a warlord will seem like child's play then.

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Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#42 - 2014-01-08 20:45:56 UTC
I think you should follow the "booby atlas" school of being a warlord.

1. Get a bunch of people to join
2. Scream on open comms at anyone who questions you (make sure to use the term douche-canoe)
3. Go AFK
4. ???
5. Disband

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kes88
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2014-01-08 20:58:42 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
i find the correlation between the OPs avatar and his question rather humorous for some reason.


I agree with this. OP needs to look more like he eats kittens for breakfast or uses his face to chop wood or something.

Need more RARRRRR and less "may I have a croissant with my latte?"

Not that I have much experience in teaching warlords how to be warlord, but I imagine looking like you wanna wage war is probably up there.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#44 - 2014-01-08 21:03:47 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
how do I become a warlord


There are two ways to do this.

1) Roll a Warrior Class in Rift. One of the soul trees is Warlord - it's ******* horrible.

2) Play D&D 4e

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FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2014-01-08 21:15:33 UTC
Setting things up properly and delegation are tremendously important.

That, and motivation.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Dave Stark
#46 - 2014-01-08 21:18:13 UTC
will admit; i didn't read the thread.

but has nobody suggested flaying a prominent coalition leader and wearing them like a coat in order to assume their identity?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#47 - 2014-01-08 21:30:00 UTC
Why nobody posted this yet? Are you trying to mislead the boy?

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#48 - 2014-01-08 22:07:07 UTC
Zifrian
The Frog Pond
Ribbit.
#49 - 2014-01-08 22:15:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Zifrian
Roll

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Big Lynx
#50 - 2014-01-08 22:17:28 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
Hello.

I would really like your advice.

I EVE, how do I become a warlord who orders forces to attack structures and conquers regions?

I want to advance my forces onto enemies, and have them submit to me or be crushed.

Do I need to go to sov null to accomplish this, or are there plenty of opportunities to become an armchair general in NPC null and lowsec?


Ill tell you for 5b isk.
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2014-01-08 23:15:54 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Diamond Zerg wrote:
how do I become a warlord


There are two ways to do this.

1) Roll a Warrior Class in Rift. One of the soul trees is Warlord - it's ******* horrible.

2) Play D&D 4e



4th Edition is the spawn of the devil .

To the OP ----> its reasonably easy, spend several thousand dollars of real money on PLEX and buy a really old character on the character bazaar, buy a shiny ship, form a corp and go to the one of the noob forums and offer them all a hundred million ISK to join your corp and tell them as a XX year old player you can teach them all there is to know about EVE.

Voila ... instant noob army at your command
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#52 - 2014-01-08 23:24:59 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
Hello.

I would really like your advice.

I EVE, how do I become a warlord who orders forces to attack structures and conquers regions?

I want to advance my forces onto enemies, and have them submit to me or be crushed.

Do I need to go to sov null to accomplish this, or are there plenty of opportunities to become an armchair general in NPC null and lowsec?


Asking negates all possibilities...

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logic principle3
Doomheim
#53 - 2014-01-09 01:33:43 UTC
Go to africa?
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#54 - 2014-01-09 01:39:53 UTC
Hasikan Miallok wrote:
4th Edition is the spawn of the devil .


Yea, I was wondering how long it would take to get that reaction.

^^

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Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#55 - 2014-01-09 02:24:56 UTC
Petotion CCP for funny hat.

Buy and don funny hat.

Recite Conan's "What are the best things in life" speech in local.

Instant Warlord.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#56 - 2014-01-09 02:49:09 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Find a religion malleable to your goals

or

Form a religion malleable to others



I took the 2nd option.

Worked out great.

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#57 - 2014-01-09 03:33:37 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
Hello.

I would really like your advice.

I EVE, how do I become a warlord who orders forces to attack structures and conquers regions?

I want to advance my forces onto enemies, and have them submit to me or be crushed.

Do I need to go to sov null to accomplish this, or are there plenty of opportunities to become an armchair general in NPC null and lowsec?



What, no "crush your enemies, see them driven before you..." and all that? You're off to a bad start.


The first thing you need to be a warlord is a really big hat.


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Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2014-01-09 04:39:59 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
Learn how to curse people out while still maintaining their love and admiration.


You mean something like this

armor hacs
dilly nay
State War Academy
Caldari State
#59 - 2014-01-09 05:52:38 UTC
Your first step toward becoming a warlord is to fetch me a pastry.
Daedlus Caine
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2014-01-09 06:47:19 UTC
Don't trust the Goons, they're only looking to squeeze you for your ISKies so they can fund their demise.